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15 Reasons To Date A Farmer by holyboss: 9:09pm On Nov 18, 2014 |
Unless you suffer from hay fever and hate the country, farmers make pretty great dates. Here are 15 reasons to date a farmer: 1. They aren’t afraid of putting down roots. In fact, your farmer is probably already based somewhere — with long-term plans to stay there. 2. Farmers are fit, toned and tanned. (The “tanned” part might only apply to their forearms. But those forearms are great.) 3. Many farmers subscribe to good ol’ fashioned family values — and will be proud to treat you with gentleness and respect. 4. There’s something sexy about working the land, cultivating plants and raising beef that nourish a nation. Your stomach will benefit. 5. It’s trendy to be eco-aware. Your farmer is as close to being “one with the land” as they come. 6. Free tractor rides. 7. Farmers are traditionally loyal and protective. 8. The rural lifestyle provides plenty of fresh air, vitamin D, and panoramic views with zero skyscrapers in sight. 9. You can visit your date at work — if you don’t mind getting manure on your shoes. 10. Farmers are essentially small business owners. They must have both brains and brawn to keep their farm running successfully. 11. Farmers are community players, often helping out neighboring farms when another farmer is struggling to get their crops in on time. 12. Most farmers want to keep the farm in the family. Thus, they want children. 13. Farmers work hard every single day of the year without complaint. 14. Farmers don’t live in condos. 15. Farmers are trustworthy. If a few dozen cattle can trust the farmer with their lives, surely your date can handle responsibility. Tell us, why else should one date a farmer? 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 15 Reasons To Date A Farmer by Princecalm(m): 9:13pm On Nov 18, 2014 |
Soon we will see reasons why a girl should date a fisherman. Will these reasons apply if the farmer is without money? 1 Like |
Re: 15 Reasons To Date A Farmer by Nobody: 9:17pm On Nov 18, 2014 |
Ehm |
Re: 15 Reasons To Date A Farmer by Nobody: 9:21pm On Nov 18, 2014 |
Seriously? you gat to be kidding me. 1 Like |
Re: 15 Reasons To Date A Farmer by Dwady(m): 10:42pm On Nov 18, 2014 |
Smh 1 Like |
Re: 15 Reasons To Date A Farmer by kendrick93(m): 10:50pm On Nov 18, 2014 |
op, are u a farmer |
Re: 15 Reasons To Date A Farmer by ERCROSS(m): 10:55pm On Nov 18, 2014 |
I think farmers need to change their professional title... Agricultural manager will sound more appealing since we all wanna believe titles is what procure money.. |
Re: 15 Reasons To Date A Farmer by Nobody: 9:04am On Nov 19, 2014 |
If no be obasanjo farmer type 4gt it. Even with 999+ reasons they won't mak dat mistake. |
Re: 15 Reasons To Date A Farmer by Exjoker(m): 9:25am On Nov 19, 2014 |
Smh |
Re: 15 Reasons To Date A Farmer by hotmas911(m): 5:52pm On Nov 21, 2014 |
holyboss:ori e pe. Wa se ori ire. Agbe ni mi. Proudly a farmer! The syllabus don change o. These days farmers are riding Jaguars. White collar guys are queing to enter staff bus. |
Re: 15 Reasons To Date A Farmer by jashar(f): 7:44pm On Nov 21, 2014 |
OP. I like u jare. Ride on |
Re: 15 Reasons To Date A Farmer by Nobody: 7:49pm On Nov 21, 2014 |
Holyboss you be farmer right?? |
Re: 15 Reasons To Date A Farmer by holyboss: 7:56pm On Nov 21, 2014 |
prettythicksme: |
Re: 15 Reasons To Date A Farmer by holyboss: 7:57pm On Nov 21, 2014 |
jashar:so u won't mind dating a farmer hun |
Re: 15 Reasons To Date A Farmer by Nobody: 7:59pm On Nov 21, 2014 |
holyboss:yes or yes??hehehehe |
Re: 15 Reasons To Date A Farmer by holyboss: 8:14pm On Nov 21, 2014 |
hotmas911:wagbayi eyan mii #Agbe toh T-USH boh mind u, d stuffs i listed goes for original farmer O not some fake Jaguar riders |
Re: 15 Reasons To Date A Farmer by Cholls(m): 8:18pm On Nov 21, 2014 |
My brother i see your metaphose |
Re: 15 Reasons To Date A Farmer by holyboss: 8:19pm On Nov 21, 2014 |
efobiugochukwu:Obasanjo just run farm for running sake :- he is not a real farmer he get his pay mainly from politics So talk abt real farmers who earn a living from farming |
Re: 15 Reasons To Date A Farmer by ALKARULEZ615(m): 8:20pm On Nov 21, 2014 |
holyboss:the height of SARCASM! |
Re: 15 Reasons To Date A Farmer by holyboss: 8:24pm On Nov 21, 2014 |
Re: 15 Reasons To Date A Farmer by holyboss: 8:28pm On Nov 21, 2014 |
ERCROSS:I tink "Farm engineer" will b better |
Re: 15 Reasons To Date A Farmer by Nobody: 8:30pm On Nov 21, 2014 |
holyboss:lol lie lie somebody! |
Re: 15 Reasons To Date A Farmer by holyboss: 8:30pm On Nov 21, 2014 |
Princecalm:that's for u to find out u can try eyeing a farmer asap |
Re: 15 Reasons To Date A Farmer by mumumugu(m): 8:52pm On Nov 21, 2014 |
No girl wants to harvest cassava. They wanna harvest money |
Re: 15 Reasons To Date A Farmer by holyboss: 8:52pm On Nov 21, 2014 |
prettythicksme: |
Re: 15 Reasons To Date A Farmer by jashar(f): 10:05pm On Nov 21, 2014 |
holyboss: I won't mind. *aslongasheisrich* You know farmer get levels naaa. |
Re: 15 Reasons To Date A Farmer by holyboss: 6:32am On Nov 22, 2014 |
mumumugu:That's just another crazy NIgeria Mentality talk of girls who aint goldiggers (looking for true love ) farmers rock for emm |
Re: 15 Reasons To Date A Farmer by tdayof(m): 7:04am On Nov 22, 2014 |
holyboss:corrected 1 Like |
Re: 15 Reasons To Date A Farmer by holyboss: 7:41am On Nov 22, 2014 |
Re: 15 Reasons To Date A Farmer by tdayof(m): 8:14am On Nov 22, 2014 |
holyboss:I lie ni 1 Like |
Re: 15 Reasons To Date A Farmer by holyboss: 9:42am On Nov 22, 2014 |
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