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7 Obvious Lie That Women Normally Tell Us by kinibigdeal(m): 9:58pm On Nov 19, 2014
1.Age

I noticed something about Nigerian ladies from the small number occupying the 24-and-up group: they frequently lied about their age. Maybe it was only a couple of years, but they would lie. Normally, I wouldn’t include such a small sample size on this list, but because such a high percentage tried to shave off a few years, I had to add it.Girls lie about age for the obvious reason: men are attracted to younger women. Even with all the BS that the media is telling women (“40 is the new 30,” etc.), women still instinctively know when men find them the most attractive and when they are above that age, they will sometimes try to hop in a time machine. Unfortunately,it doesn’t work.

2. Being Single

Another thing many women will lie about is whether they are single. There is the obvious one where they will pretend they have a boyfriend when a guy they aren’t attracted to asks them out, but we will focus on the opposite situation. When a girl really likes a guy she ends up meeting, many taken girls will lie about not having a boyfriend. At the very least they will never mention it, which is the same as lying about it.There were quite a few girls that were in committed relationships before they met me. I don’t usually ask a girl if she is single; I just assume she is from the fact that she lets me kiss her and touch her in a more than friendly way. These girls would never mention their boyfriends and I would never know about them until getting a strange phone call, message on Facebook, or keylogging them and seeing that they were tying to juggle two (or more) guys.Sometimes the girls would try to go on dating both myself and another guy. Other times they would dump the guy after it seemed like the two of us were developing a consistent pattern of seeing each other. Then, there were the girls that would cheat on their boyfriends of many years for the passion and excitement of being with another man.You know what’s scary about this? That man they cheat with could end up knocking them up.Take a look at this study about how honest they are with their boyfriends in situations like these.50% of women ADMIT that they would lie to their boyfriend saying it’s his kid, and 42% of women would lie about taking birth control so they could get pregnant. Talk about the ultimate “Bleep you”to your boyfriend.

3. We are just friends, he’s not interested

Another common lie women will tell you when they say they are committed to you is “We are just friends, he’s not interested in me.” I used to think that women actually believed this and were just too naive to notice. That was until I saw for myself the obvious way that these guys acted towards them: “I miss you,” “You look so sexy in that picture,” etc.From these messages it was clear that no woman could honestly believe that these guys were interested in just being friends. Then, there were the girls that would say the same things back. Why do women do this? There is a few reasons. They sometimes do it to get validation. Maybe it’s just boredom, or maybe she has other plans for him.Women will have “backup plans” and “the ones that got away” that they will continue chatting and flirting with. They keep “backup plans” in case the relationship doesn’t work out or they have somebody to run to when there is a big fight in the relationship. She will keep “the one’s that got away” for the possibility that she can win him over. You may be getting dumped soon if she succeeds. Women will jump ship when they think they canland a guy of higher value.This is scary because of how easily this can lead to her getting knocked up by another guy. Maybe “the one that got away” pumps and dumps her, or maybe a “backup plan” gets into her pants in the middle of one ofyour fights. Either way you could end up in the same situation as this guy.This guy raised his kid, then found out that his wife had cheated on him with another man and that other man was the father of his little girl. After this, they ended up getting divorced. Go ahead, guess who had to keep payingchild support. I’ll give you a hint, it’s not the real father. That’s right, it’s the guy that was duped into raising another man’s child.To add insult to injury, his wife ended up getting back together with the biological father of the kid. So the guy ended up paying child support for a kid who lived with her biological father andmother. It’s very likely that this affair stemmed from thewife telling her husband “he’s just a friend.”

5. I don’t flirt with other guys

The next most common lie is one they may tell you a lot: “I don’t flirt with other guys.” This one is so common and so hard to catch her in, because of the loose definition of “flirting.”Here’s my definition of flirting: talking to a normal guy in a way that could lead him to believe that you are sexually interested in him. Girls can read body language much better than men can, so they really do know when they are flirting and when a guy is only interested in something more. They do this for the same reasons as the lie above: backup, plans, boredom, etc.

5. I’ve never done this before

I think every experienced man out there has heard this countless times. After bringing a girl back to your place on a first date or after just meeting her in the club, she will say “I’ve never done this before.”She’s saying that so you will believe that she is a good girl who would never go home with a guy she just met, but that you were just that one in a million who it ended up happening with. Of course, if she’s saying that, it’s not even close to the first time she hasever done something like that.Girls will try to appear innocent so that they don’t lose the opportunity to have a relationship with you. Girls know that “You can’t turn a ho into a housewife” so they will try to create an illusion in the hopes that you will fall for it. Unfortunately, many men do fall for it, and things like the next study are what ends up happening.The more sex partners a respondent had had between age 18 and the time of first marriage or cohabitation, the more likely he or she was to be unfaithful .Yeah, you get married and surprise, surprise… she cheats.

6. Last time she had sex

This is one of my favorite things to ask. I started asking it a long time ago and it’s still fun to ask because of the ridiculously high percentage of girls that lie about it. I don’t know why, but most girls like to say the last time they had sex was 6 months ago. For some reason, in their heads, it just sounds right. Too bad that at least eight times out of 10, it’s a straight-up lie.As I have previously talked about, girls are very aware of the fact that men don’t want to date a slutty girl, the sameway that women don’t want to date a guy with no job or who lives with his mom. They know this, so they pretend to be innocent and they use this innocence as a weapon.

7. Number of Sexual Partners

The most common thing that a girl will lie to you about is her notch count. I would say more than 90% of girls lie to me about this. This was the first lie I noticed a pattern with so many years ago.Girls want to be seen as innocent, but they want it to seem believable to you. Most of you have seen the movie “American Pie.” In that movie there is a scene that mentions this: Jessica: If a guy tells you how many girls he’s hooked up with, it’s not even close to that. You take that number and divide it by three, then you get the real total. OK, so if Kevin is saying it’s been three girls it’s more like one or none.Vicky: None?Jessica: The rule of three. It’s an exact science. Consistent as gravity.The rule of three works in this situation as well, just backwards. When a girl tells you she has been with three guys, nine guys is probably more accurate. If she tells you six, probably
Re: 7 Obvious Lie That Women Normally Tell Us by Gabreal1(m): 10:03pm On Nov 19, 2014
Apart from the fact that it's sinful to tell lies, it's also disgusting to tell lies and be caught....if you must lie, lie safe! grin
Re: 7 Obvious Lie That Women Normally Tell Us by Ezedon(m): 10:15pm On Nov 19, 2014
those lies are maturity ie ability not to lie nor tell the truth
Re: 7 Obvious Lie That Women Normally Tell Us by Nobody: 10:19pm On Nov 19, 2014
Nowadays, men and women, both young and old lie about their age
While some lie, desperate to appear younger, others lie, desperate to appear older
Re: 7 Obvious Lie That Women Normally Tell Us by Freshtomato(f): 10:25pm On Nov 19, 2014
And it all boils down to "nigerian women" smh!

Ps: even grown a.ss men lie about their age its not a gender thing anymore undecided
Re: 7 Obvious Lie That Women Normally Tell Us by ERCROSS(m): 10:36pm On Nov 19, 2014
Same old story..

Recycled and refurbished..

undecided
Re: 7 Obvious Lie That Women Normally Tell Us by DLioness(f): 1:09am On Nov 20, 2014
Mtchwwww kini big deal?
Re: 7 Obvious Lie That Women Normally Tell Us by Nobody: 2:00am On Nov 20, 2014
[size=30pt]Balderdash Same old story say something else please


mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew[/size]

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Re: 7 Obvious Lie That Women Normally Tell Us by Awho(m): 3:02am On Nov 20, 2014
Op your No1
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are so so on point lol

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Re: 7 Obvious Lie That Women Normally Tell Us by kinibigdeal(m): 2:57pm On Nov 21, 2014
claireshan:
[size=30pt]Balderdash Same old story say something else please


mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew[/size]


The old story are becoming new
Re: 7 Obvious Lie That Women Normally Tell Us by MightyMuna(m): 3:06pm On Nov 21, 2014
I'm not surprised that females are dismissing the op.
Re: 7 Obvious Lie That Women Normally Tell Us by Nobody: 3:29pm On Nov 21, 2014
They also lie about how many men have tasted there palm wine
Re: 7 Obvious Lie That Women Normally Tell Us by Mprex(f): 3:49pm On Nov 21, 2014
Men lie about all these too so cut the ladies some slack pls
Re: 7 Obvious Lie That Women Normally Tell Us by mesoade(m): 4:11pm On Nov 21, 2014
Summary pls
Re: 7 Obvious Lie That Women Normally Tell Us by ALKARULEZ615(m): 4:17pm On Nov 21, 2014
Ctrl A + Ctrl C + Ctrl V undecided
Re: 7 Obvious Lie That Women Normally Tell Us by kinibigdeal(m): 4:25pm On Nov 21, 2014
samflexxy:
They also lie about how many men have tasted there palm wine

lol....
Re: 7 Obvious Lie That Women Normally Tell Us by adepiero: 4:27pm On Nov 21, 2014
Not everybody can handle the truth that's why people lie about their real self even the OP is a big liar undecided
Re: 7 Obvious Lie That Women Normally Tell Us by Nobody: 4:29pm On Nov 21, 2014
All true, no lies.
But OP, bia u get work to dey study ladies oo.
Please next time, always mind your bizness, we know we lie, ain't no biggy in that. Everyone lies.
Infact you guys are worst when it comes to that aspect.

To all my ladies in the house, it's our lives, let's keep lying till we get our soulmate.kisskiss
Re: 7 Obvious Lie That Women Normally Tell Us by kinibigdeal(m): 4:31pm On Nov 21, 2014
adepiero:
Not everybody can handle the truth that's why people lie about their real self even the OP is a big liar undecided


lol....
Re: 7 Obvious Lie That Women Normally Tell Us by Nobody: 4:32pm On Nov 21, 2014
ALKARULEZ615:
Ctrl A + Ctrl C + Ctrl V undecided
Nor mind am, copy and paste ishh
Re: 7 Obvious Lie That Women Normally Tell Us by kinibigdeal(m): 4:33pm On Nov 21, 2014
Khaffi:
All true, no lies.
But OP, bia u get work to dey study ladies oo.
Please next time, always mind your bizness, we know we lie, ain't no biggy in that. Everyone lies.
Infact you guys are worst when it comes to that aspect.

To all my ladies in the house, it's our lives, let's keep lying till we get our soulmate.kisskiss


Atleast you are being sincere grin
Khaffi:
All true, no lies.
But OP, bia u get work to dey study ladies oo.
Please next time, always mind your bizness, we know we lie, ain't no biggy in that. Everyone lies.
Infact you guys are worst when it comes to that aspect.

To all my ladies in the house, it's our lives, let's keep lying till we get our soulmate.kisskiss


Atleast you are being sincere
Re: 7 Obvious Lie That Women Normally Tell Us by missEmjay(f): 4:46pm On Nov 21, 2014
Everybody tells lies grin
Re: 7 Obvious Lie That Women Normally Tell Us by kinibigdeal(m): 5:45pm On Nov 21, 2014
Khaffi:
Nor mind am, copy and paste ishh

Really
Re: 7 Obvious Lie That Women Normally Tell Us by Nobody: 6:31pm On Nov 21, 2014
kinibigdeal:



The old story are becoming new
To you shey?
Re: 7 Obvious Lie That Women Normally Tell Us by Tymax(m): 6:34pm On Nov 21, 2014
Look at the responses so far! SMH. Ladies just can't handle the truth.
Re: 7 Obvious Lie That Women Normally Tell Us by will1am: 6:34pm On Nov 21, 2014
grin Sorry but guys do this too!Everyone does it as a way of gently letting someone down but it only hurts more.
*She knows you like her and she didn't want to say I'm dating someone else because she prob didn't know where she stood with the other guy hence her not even mentioning him ..
*He is serious about her but she isn't as full on as him.
*She told you she wanted to stay single because she is still single,
*she is only dating this guy, it isn't a relationship. Etc.....
I know it's hard but be honest, if a girl was head over heels for you and you didn't feel the same but liked someone else,would you let her down gently or would you say "I don't like you I like such n such",no girl wants to hear a guy they like, likes someone else so she did to you what she would prefer herself..

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Re: 7 Obvious Lie That Women Normally Tell Us by Monicasque(f): 6:40pm On Nov 21, 2014
Sometimes the truth told with evil intentions,is worse than a lie
Re: 7 Obvious Lie That Women Normally Tell Us by Monicasque(f): 6:40pm On Nov 21, 2014
Sometimes the truth told with evil intentions,is worse than a lie. Sometimes it's better to lie,than to hurt somebody, depending on the time of lie ofcourse
Re: 7 Obvious Lie That Women Normally Tell Us by kinibigdeal(m): 8:00pm On Nov 21, 2014
Monicasque:
Sometimes the truth told with evil intentions,is worse than a lie. Sometimes it's better to lie,than to hurt somebody, depending on the time of lie ofcourse


Hmmm...i never knew lies have timing. Am learning
Re: 7 Obvious Lie That Women Normally Tell Us by Monicasque(f): 8:31pm On Nov 21, 2014
kinibigdeal:



Hmmm...i never knew lies have timing. Am learning

lol, i meant to say on the type of a lie, not time
Re: 7 Obvious Lie That Women Normally Tell Us by kinibigdeal(m): 8:25am On Nov 23, 2014
Monicasque:


lol, i meant to say on the type of a lie, not time

i hear you

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