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I Gave Her A Lift...* A Curse In Disguise*** by charles009(m): 3:11pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
I was at work today, when i was told someone needed to see me.. They directed her to my office,and when i saw her, I was wow..She had all the features mesmerizing enough to kill a man. Immediately, I gave her a first class service and had her issues completely resolved. When I wanted to give her my contact, My M.D spoilt the show, by summoning me. Arghhhhhhhhh I felt, I had lost the freebie, not until I looked through the curtain blinds and realized she was still waiting for a Taxi. Hurray, As a sharp man, I rushed downstairs, entered my car and dashed out. When i stopped to give her a lift, She questioned if i was going her direction, and I told her i was gonna drop her off anywhere she wanted. From there we stopped at an eatery and had lunch, and when I finally reached her destination, she leaned over and gave me a hug. *almost text book esque* and slowly said, You are such a sweet man. I quickly waved my card just like an ultimate opportunist and she gladly collected. When she was about to close the door, I heard her shouting, Ooooh its torn, O my God its torn. Jesussssss its torn. Panicking i turned and realized my door had ripped off her leggins, while attempting to drive off. I felt so sorry for the young lady. I immediately, zipped open my wallet, Brought out 10k, and gave it to her. and quietly whispered get another one please. Am very anxious am having dinner with her this weekend., But wait.....I have to pray and hope she calls...sighs..... |
Re: I Gave Her A Lift...* A Curse In Disguise*** by Nobody: 3:11pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
I NEED A NICE FÙCK FROM A GUY WITH BIG BLACK DICK AND WELL CHISELLED ABS OR FLAT TUMMY. PM ME, LETS ARRANGE. |
Re: I Gave Her A Lift...* A Curse In Disguise*** by charles009(m): 3:14pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
Juicypunny: you sound deranged... |
Re: I Gave Her A Lift...* A Curse In Disguise*** by iceberylin(m): 3:14pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
10k after a Ride Iffa hear say she no call you 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: I Gave Her A Lift...* A Curse In Disguise*** by Evina(f): 3:16pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
So what's the curse? She'll call alright |
Re: I Gave Her A Lift...* A Curse In Disguise*** by valdes00(m): 3:21pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
Juicypunny:Ohhh, not again |
Re: I Gave Her A Lift...* A Curse In Disguise*** by iceberylin(m): 3:22pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
Juicypunny:Ggrin is that you |
Re: I Gave Her A Lift...* A Curse In Disguise*** by Crocz(m): 3:25pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
Me just dey wait for part 2 jeje But lemme give you a spoiler, the girl will probably go with an okrika hand bag wey don tear for handle but suspended by artwork of needle and thread |
Re: I Gave Her A Lift...* A Curse In Disguise*** by jsunex(m): 3:25pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
[quote author=charles009 post=28191040] I was at work today, when i was told someone needed to see me.. They directed her to my office,and when i saw her, I was wow..She had all the features mesmerizing enough to kill a man. Immediately, I gave her a first class service and had her issues completely resolved. When I wanted to give her my contact, My M.D spoilt the show, by summoning me. Arghhhhhhhhh I felt, I had lost the freebie, not until I looked through the curtain blinds and realized she was still waiting for a Taxi. Hurray, As a sharp man, I rushed downstairs, entered my car and dashed out. When i stopped to give her a lift, She questioned if i was going her direction, and I told her i was gonna drop her off anywhere she wanted. From there we stopped at an eatery and had lunch, and when I finally reached her destination, she leaned over and gave me a hug. *almost text book esque* and slowly said, You are such a sweet man. I quickly waved my card just like an ultimate opportunist and she gladly collected. When she was about to close the door, I heard her shouting, Ooooh its torn, O my God its torn. Jesussssss its torn. Panicking i turned and realized my door had ripped off her leggins, while attempting to drive off. I felt so sorry for the young lady. I immediately, zipped open my wallet, Brought out 10k, and gave it to her. and quietly whispered get another one please. Am very anxious am having dinner with her this weekend., But wait.....I have to pray and hope she calls...sighs..... [/quote Now watin u want mak nairalanders do,follow u pray? |
Re: I Gave Her A Lift...* A Curse In Disguise*** by theorbiters: 3:26pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
Broda, just wait, she go call taya even send u text msgs. But the problem is if she goes on to invite her friends. Sorry will be ur surname |
Re: I Gave Her A Lift...* A Curse In Disguise*** by LogoDWhiz(m): 3:35pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
Why do i have this so hard to believe |
Re: I Gave Her A Lift...* A Curse In Disguise*** by Nobody: 3:42pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
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Re: I Gave Her A Lift...* A Curse In Disguise*** by Nobody: 3:52pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 3 Likes |
Re: I Gave Her A Lift...* A Curse In Disguise*** by Nobody: 4:04pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
Juicypunny: You need to be taken to Kirikiri prison so that those sex-starved guys will feed on you. |
Re: I Gave Her A Lift...* A Curse In Disguise*** by Nobody: 4:06pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
charles009: 10K? Iffa hear,only fools will believe this co.ck and anus story |
Re: I Gave Her A Lift...* A Curse In Disguise*** by dechandel(f): 4:11pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
10k and a signed empty cheque abi? Naija guys sha o |
Re: I Gave Her A Lift...* A Curse In Disguise*** by FLAWLES(f): 4:14pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
make i siddon de look how dem take catch 1mugu |
Re: I Gave Her A Lift...* A Curse In Disguise*** by carlos1(m): 4:17pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
charles009: N10K for a ride, Why r u trying so hard to impress? to show her u''ve got money? I hope when she starts spending the money you won't come here to complain that she turned u to a Mugu and demands too much. Beta watch urr footsteps brro. Take it easy |
Re: I Gave Her A Lift...* A Curse In Disguise*** by Houseofglam7(f): 4:25pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
Dis story get as e be sha...but i dey observe. |
Re: I Gave Her A Lift...* A Curse In Disguise*** by peeparty(m): 6:06pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
Uncle 10K is just wey too much,well who am I to complain ebe likk sai money dey.as u stat am complete am bkos d girl go d call uu taya sef,that ur moni don do d work finish |
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