I was dreaming, and in the dream i was couting $10000000000000000 all of a sudden someone shook me and i awoke and lo and behold it was a dream.

I almost tripped a blind man while I was entering the bus today. I was supposed to wait until those coming down have alighted. but as Naija, I dey impatient. Next I knew, I'm tangled on the ground with a white cane.[s]Thank God twas the cane and not the man oh.[/s]

woke up  looking fine buy by 6pm  i was Leo mama chei!! the thing is funny but  sad

didnt talk 2 any girl

Crazy crazy's text came in just as i was looking at a phone. Lol
Sure they never imagined that. . .

the thot that she called me a ***, i actualy laughed that over

ate a plate full of weevil

Dis crazy girl dat used to go to my skool jumped on me today, when i was coming home at nine sumthing at night and dat was scary.

my little cousin screaming when she saw me this morning

ojujucalabar. mukina2, wetin u do wey u come scare the child?

Soulpatrol you dont want to know the likkle pikin still dey fear me sha

reading through nairaland today has been funny

Some stupid girl tried talking to me today. Pluease, I ignored her and will keep doing so. I don't make nice with morons who initiate dilemmas then try to be nice.

Awon mumu tii wan wa ni ibi ba yii

i havent told God that i love him this morning and i am here.

i called a male friend of mine by the name of a guy i'm crushing on. my friend just looked at me like i was crazy. i tried to laugh it off because it dawned on me that i seriously got my crush on the brains.

omoge25, dont worry girl, we've all slipped up before. ur own betta. i sometimes tend to call the person im dating by the name of an ex.  now how embarrasing is that? the one that can make me go crazy is if a guy called me by some other girl's name while we're doing the dirty. i go nearly cut that him ting off o. slip of tongue or not, i no care. but e never happen to me sha, thank the lawd.

having to go through some of my pictures as a child, mama is real creative and to think that she always took our pictures her self.


big sis's boyfie, experementing on all the guy's hairs in the house, he actually took the clipper and was giving them SHAPE. lol

wifeypenth:

Awon mumu tii wan wa ni ibi ba yii

Kili pis mili pi alapas hlo pole,
HEIFER, was that comment refering to moi? Well if it were, you should do a thorough search in your entire family tree and there you would discover the originality of mumus, biartch,


@topic

NL newest puppet keeps going from thread to thread making a mockery of her asshole,

soulpatrol:

omoge25, don't worry girl, we've all slipped up before. your own betta. i sometimes tend to call the person im dating by the name of an ex. now how embarrasing is that? the one that can make me go crazy is if a guy called me by some other girl's name while we're doing the dirty. i go nearly cut that him ting off o. slip of tongue or not, i no care. but e never happen to me sha, thank the lawd.

i've had a guy i was seeing call me by his ex's name before, then the yeye man try to play it off as if it was no big deal. I start WW3 for his house immediately!

Going through nairaland this morning.

The fact that my nutty big sis lindy was the one who gave . . . .

Going through nairaland this morning.
RFLMAO
The fact that my nutty big sis lindy was the one who gave . . . .


@ islander my bad NO

Going through nairaland this morning.
RFLMAO
The fact that my nutty big sis lindy was the one who gave . . . .


@ islander my bad NO

some random dude that has'nt even done nysc is getting married

Islander:


Kili pis mili pi alapas hlo pole,
HEIFER, was that comment refering to moi? Well if it were, you should do a thorough search in your entire family tree and there you would discover the originality of mumus, biartch,


@topic

Nairaland newest puppet keeps going from thread to thread making a mockery of her asshole,

Wifey dear, please ignore this bitch, she's got AIDS!!!

omoge25:


i've had a guy i was seeing call me by his ex's name before, then the yeye man try to play it off as if it was no big deal. I start WW3 for his house immediately!

baaaahahahahaha! i bet the guy saw the color of your eyes that day! him for try at least apologise.

Chief of monkeys you are back, thought you said you retired ( to take care of your retarded sisterS)

Yes fool I have AIDS, yet you are going crazy over this Aids babe Ugly ass, Stop going to my hi5. I don't want your ugly ass, And stop making me the center of your misery, I cannot take you home to Momma, they will disown me.

Look at your life, LOL, AIDS? I thought you had more shots than that. First it was Omo, now me??LMSAO, what happened your 2002 Honda was giving you problems so you couldn't drive from your village to the nearest internet Cafe? I promise to buy you a generator when I visit. Its very dangerous out at night I heard. Now get back in your cage before I send Rover for your dunce ass,

Felt like slapping a nairaland prestigious bitch (Islander)

@ islander
dont u have a better preoccupation than goin around lashing at wifeypenth?
grow up. will ya?

WELCOME!!!!

First of all you MOONDUST or whatever you call yourself, where the f.uck did you jump off from? Please boy don't let me get nasty. I don't know you from jack, neither do I wish, since I do not associate myself with ugly people.

LOLOL, so that is how your prematured horse plays? She makes trouble, then when she cannot handle the heat she runs to her confidantesLMFAO. Well just a note, I don't need a crew to validate who I am. And FYI I didn't attack your sou, she attacked me some time ago and has earned herself a place on my nemesis list. If you took time to read( am sure you can do) above you would see where the heifer tried to be slick. Unfortunately NOTHING goes unnoticed by moi.

Now to you gay Pataki. I know gays take sabaticals to do the yearly "gay cruise" down the Reviere, but I was never aware it took such a long time. Now you sinner get back to bulling ( or ur Environemtal occupation)

PS, Moondust, I am gainfully en0ployed, and NOT it has nothing to do with Fraud, its not in our culture.
All those who are ready to do battled, come on, am off today and cannot think of a better way to flex some muscles,

Listen here you black ape,

Your shit ends here with me. Go get a better course of life than sticking with that absurd abnormal psychology of yours. Even my 15yr old sister has a better degree than what you sucker take pride in.

Islander:



PS, Moondust, I am gainfully en0ployed, and NOT it has nothing to do with Fraud, its not in our culture.

Fraud isn't a national heritage rather an individual thing. I feel deeply embarrased by this statement.

fynewaka:

Fraud isn't a national heritage rather an individual thing. I feel deeply embarrased by this statement.

All what that idiot knows is yabbing Nigerians all day long on this forum. Well this time, shes gonna cry for it.

@Islander

Islander:

WELCOME!!!!

First of all you MOONDUST or whatever you call yourself, where the f.uck did you jump off from? Please boy don't let me get nasty. I don't know you from jack, neither do I wish, since I do not associate myself with ugly people.

hey, girl! I dont mean no trouble, but please I've been thru the thread and I dont think she insulted u in any way, at least not directly. U'd do urself a lot of good if u get off her case from this moment.
Or maybe her only crime is that she's way prettier than u?

mrpataki:

All what that idiot knows is yabbing Nigerians all day long on this forum. Well this time, shes going to cry for it.

LOLOLOLO> Look at this asshole. Ok so I refused your invitation for friendship, now you are venting like a dejected fool.  Tell the entire NL flock that you are pissed because I told you I do not need your friendship,

No No No, who's going to make me cry? .Wishful thinking and you more than any other knows that.  

Keep crying "I said this, and I said that" you call a spade a freaking spade,