standd:


Thanks Jennimma

Thanks for reading.
I really don't want to talk about Uncle John's relation with Ella. It's just so saddening

Isiterere:


an Innocent soul! From the look of things "ELLA" is also an innocent soul to an offense committed by someone in the past. That's why I will always disagree with Karma.(Karma sucks)



ALL IZZ WELL

kendraloops:



please talk about it, it'll help me understand better i guess. please i beg u

standd:


It's just a part of the story that would cause an outrage. For the sake of sanity, I chose to leave that part out of the story.

CuteEmma:
Please, next time, make sure it's not Emmanuella.

standd:

kaboninc:


I just finished your story and words cannot express my emotions now and how I feel. If I had your number, I would have called you.

You must have to locate that girl now. She must be helped. She's looking for help. He mother must know. Pleasseee, she needs help.

Am sure the only thing on her mind would just be to end all this. Just put an end to this. But going by the testimony of that call lady who slept with thousands of men, I strongly believe she can overcome.

standd:


My hands are tied

kaboninc:


You berra unttie them.

Morning

standd:



Ina kwana

standd:


Lol
Trust you slept well?

kaboninc:


Lol.
Still sleeping sef.

standd:


Kai

standd:


Tanchu
And yes, it's touching for real.
You can close your mouth now, or you want a kiss

kaboninc:


Lol.
You want to tempt me this early morning?

delightful1:

standd:

Kini?

standd:


Tanchu
And yes, it's touching for real.
You can close your mouth now, or you want a kiss

cooljoe:
yes o. I want a kiss, will u give me one?

standd:


I heard in Naija, you kiss a Prince and he turns to a frog

cooljoe:
well, den t wee den follow dat if u kiss a frog, he will turn to a prince. Pls make me a prince

standd:


In this part of the world, all I see are frogs
Even if you turn to a prince, you will go ahead to kiss another gal, then turn to a frog again.
You see, I can't help you.

cooljoe:
dearest, all generalisations r bad(including dis one). Aw I wan work d work wey no dey? 1st give me a try, den u judge

standd:


Okay
Before I kiss you, answer these questions:

Are you light- skinned?
Do you have money?
Can you cook?
Are you a virgin?
Can you give me your Credit Card pin?

Let's start from here

cooljoe:
waow, al dese 4 a kiss, hmmm, wa wee happen if I asked u to take me to bed? I'd probly have to fast 4 a month or two, ryte. Well, lemme givet a try. Lyte skinned, naa, pahapz I'd jst put a pic so u'd c. Money, hmmm, dats relative u know, davido is rich to d average Nigerian, bt jst ok to someone lyk mikel obi, bt naaa, I no get money jor. Yes I can cook. No m not a virgin. I use an atm card, nd yes I can give u d pin probly becos dere aint no money int. Derez same money int sha, bu I'd still give u d pin, whoeeva can cum wit dose sweet words u write in dose poems, earns a tad of my trust

standd:


Lol
I think you deserve a kiss.
But you have to wait until Seun creates a special section for kissing and boinking
So we can kiss in private

cooljoe:
hmm, oga Seun no even do dat kyn tin, strange little fella he his, reminds of Rumpelstiltskin, jst a more modern nd finer version. A kiss in private, now dats wat m talking about

cooljoe:
waow, al dese 4 a kiss, hmmm, wa wee happen if I asked u to take me to bed? I'd probly have to fast 4 a month or two, ryte. Well, lemme givet a try. Lyte skinned, naa, pahapz I'd jst put a pic so u'd c. Money, hmmm, dats relative u know, davido is rich to d average Nigerian, bt jst ok to someone lyk mikel obi, bt naaa, I no get money jor. Yes I can cook. No m not a virgin. I use an atm card, nd yes I can give u d pin probly becos dere aint no money int. Derez same money int sha, bu I'd still give u d pin, whoeeva can cum wit dose sweet words u write in dose poems, earns a tad of my trust