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Write Up About Oga Jona, Nigerians Must Shine Their Eyes by tola9ja: 4:18pm On Nov 23, 2014
PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING ABOUT OGA JONA:

The comedian we call president is saying we should
pray for Nigeria.

Na ludo he go play for Israel?

See, just open a Ministry for Prayers and appoint Oritsejafor as Minister.

This guy will take us to just one place and that is NOWHERE.

India is worshipping idols but they
already have their spacecraft on Mars.

What of China?

What of Germany?

What of France?

Their leaders use their brains to work and don't talk bullshit all the time.

Pray, pray, pray, when are you going to ever do anything reasonable?

Pray, stealing is not corruption.

Pray, corruption is the order of the day.

Pray, electricity is worse than what it was in 1999.

Pray, over 100,000 barrels of crude oil are stolen under your black hat every single day.

Pray, Nigerian soldiers have turned to frightened rabbits defecating in their
camo.

Pray, the air force is a huge joke. Navy, what navy?

Pray, hundreds of girls have gone missing for 200 days +, it will soon be a year and you will still be telling us pray.

Can't you just see your own incompetence?

Pray, hospitals are bad.

Pray, there is no single government paediatric centre. Not even ONE.

Pray, frustrated & jobless youths die at recruitment tests & you cannot fire that bullshit-talking interior minister.

The defence HQ is still studying that Shekau video ba?

The downed fighter jet nko?

The beheaded pilot? You expect his family to be clapping or praying
for you, right?

The $15 million was for which arms?
Voicemail.

Pray, where is your Stella Oduah & the BMWs?

Pray, where is Maina & the embezzled pension funds?

Pray, old soldiers are protesting in Abuja for their money.

Pray, parts of Nigeria are now terrorist enclaves.

Can't you just look within you, summon your innermost powers & inspire the entire nation?

Is that not what Alexander the Great would have done? NO.

YOU CANNOT OFFER WHAT YOU DON'T HAVE.

Pray, your wife is staying in Abuja & was collecting salary from Bayelsa for work she never did.

Pray, your party has plunged the nation into more darkness.

Pray, you keep fumbling every day.

Pray, from #65, we are buying petrol @ #97 per litre. Fuel attendants are still collecting #50 for keg.

Pray, the cabals are still siphoning our resources at the expense of 170 million Nigerians.

Pray, pray, pray.

You are so monotonous, uninspiring, uncreative, unimaginative and boring.

I don't hate you but I totally detest your
incompetence & like millions of Nigerians, we cannot tolerate you a day extra as the pilot of this country
once your tenure expires like Cowbell milk without NAFDAC number.

You do not have the courage of a Thomas Sankara.

We all know you cannot die for this nation.

You said it yourself that if you go to Chibok, they will just kill you.

So Nigerians living there nko?

Who will protect them?

A whole commander-in-chief of Africa's fourth largest armed forces.

That was a big disgrace on TV.

You lack the vision of a Kwame Nkrumah.

You do not possess the cerebration of Julius Nyerere.

You lack the selflessness of Nelson Mandela who was just 44 when
he gladly went to jail for his people.

Or you want to tell me you can stay locked up in Kirikiri for 27 years just
for Nigerians?

I pray Even your Oga DSP
Alamieyeseigha had to jump bail in London.

And yet, your sycophants want us to believe you are Mandela.

You are not a Man not to talk of a Dela.

You just can't pretend to be a Patrice Lumumba.

You do not have the burning passion of leaders who die for their countries.

You cannot lead a war to save your own
people or rouse your own armies to glory but you can eat with billions and splash gold on weddings or coat
your jets with it.

Your wife even had the audacity to
spend N500million on a thanksgiving after she returned from Germany for treatment although you said you revolutionized the health sector in Nigeria.

Who are you deceiving?

You do not have the seductive warmth of a Gamal Nasser.

The oratory powers of Tafawa Balewa or Samora Machel you cannot summon.

The boldness of Ahmadu Bello you don't have & the resilience of an Awolowo or the sagacity of an Azikiwe is not just in your nature.

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Re: Write Up About Oga Jona, Nigerians Must Shine Their Eyes by Deiok(m): 4:24pm On Nov 23, 2014
Op thank you for this simple but truthfull piece.

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Re: Write Up About Oga Jona, Nigerians Must Shine Their Eyes by Nobody: 4:24pm On Nov 23, 2014
Come 2015 GEJ must go

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Re: Write Up About Oga Jona, Nigerians Must Shine Their Eyes by Gbawe: 4:32pm On Nov 23, 2014
edozie04:
Come 2015 GEJ must go


Indeed. What has GEJ done in regards to the major problems of Nigeria if not worsened most of them? We all know the problems that will, if unresolved, continue to prevent Nigeria from growing and developing adequately.

Do we like that we are no closer to refining our crude endowment optimally 5 years after GEJ has been President? Do some people know what Nigeria can achieve economically if we refine our crude optimally to the extent we meet domestic need and have surplus to sell?

Who can be happy, given how pivotally important power supply is, that all GEJ could deliver over 5 years is crony capitalism, enriching AGIPs and friends of Government, packaged as "power privatisation". A considerable time after the sale of power assets, have Nigerians not only noted worsened power supply? This is direct sabotage of Nigeria's future by GEJ.

Do we need to mention oil bunkering and how GEJ disgracefully created a "'conducive' environment for the greatest volume of oil theft in Nigeria's current history? Who awards pipeline protection contract to militants like Tompolo for god sake if not an economic saboteur?

Do we even need to mention corruption which is one of the biggest impediment to the growth and development of Nigeria and most African countries? While we see what other Africans are doing to fight this scourge our own President is a brazenly direct promoter and ally of corruption. The likes of Ifeanyi Uba who should be in jail for treasonous corrupt act that could cripple Nigeria (fuel subsidy scam) are today sponsors and coordinators of the TAN fraud seeking to return GEJ to power. Emphatically the world over, the conclusion is that GEJ is corruption and corruption is GEJ.

How about the need for strong and independent institutions? Did Obama not tell us that Africa needs strong institution and not strong men? In 5 years under GEJ, how has Nigeria fared strengthening her institutions? A big F9 is the only grade suitable if a worse category cannot be created for jonathan. Under GEJ, Nigeria's most influential institutions and parastatals now do not bother pretending to be anything other than an arm of the PDP ready to do and say anything in support of the Party's woeful leadership of Nigeria. This is one of the most tragic and harmful development the GEJ Presidency has brought which will take decades to reverse.

Shall we talk about the unfeasibly high cost of running the affairs of government in Nigeria which consumes around 70% of our budgeted yearly spending ? How many analysts and economic experts, home and abroad, have told us that Nigeria can never grow and develop effectively committing so much to recurrent spending (70% or more) while devoting a relatively puny amount (30% or less) to capital spending? When reality show that only serious cost-cutting and money-saving reforms is the way forward, how has GEJ responded in 5 years as President? By buying planes, literally swallowing billions down his throat, entrenching further waste and profligacy everywhere and generally worsening the problem of bloated governance Nigeria has always suffered from. Our democracy has seen zero 'streamlining' under GEJ. If anything, and au contraire, the nightmarish notion of perennial bloated governance is now a greatly worsened reality under GEJ.

What of badly needed reform of our armed forces to make them more efficient at carrying out their primary duty of protecting Nigerian lives and porperty? The NPF and secret services, DSS for example, are now nothing but glorified mouthpieces and errand boys/gatemen plus election 'orderlies' of the PDP. The army,under GEJ, can only record serious low morals, poor motivation and serious under-equipping caused by the monumental corruption GEJ is known for which facilitated the disappearance of over $18 billions disbursed to help our army confront and defeat terror !!! Our oga will not even consider State police yet he has no interest in improving what he has and turning it into a modern, well-trained and wel-equipped force able to protect Nigerian lives and property !!!!!!!

I could go on all day yet the message, for sensible folks, is obvious. Only devilish and highly anti-Nigerian enemies of progress will want GEJ to continue beyond 2015. They will brandish all manner of cheap cosmetic 'makeover' as "achievements" whereas some of the relatively few issues I raised above (o yes there are many more) make it obvious Nigeria is currently led by a man who is, by far, the worst leader possible. Nigeria vote wisely next year and do not sell yourself further into the elite-driven slavery GEJ is championing. Jonathan is only working for corruption, militants, terrorists, scammers, AGIPs (any government in power), anarchists, gun-totting criminals and the private jet oligarchs entrenching greater poverty and socio-economic misery for the masses.

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Re: Write Up About Oga Jona, Nigerians Must Shine Their Eyes by hugoart(m): 4:42pm On Nov 23, 2014
It's obvious to Jonathan propagandists that 2015 is the year of reckoning.

The chicken will happily come home to roost.


The broom will dutifully sweet away the morons.

Clueless will be surprised.

Let's join hands and minds and souls and body and heart,and bring back Nigeria from the afflictions of the pdp(the most corrupt party in the world) .

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Re: Write Up About Oga Jona, Nigerians Must Shine Their Eyes by Gbawe: 4:43pm On Nov 23, 2014
hugoart:
It's obvious to Jonathan propagandists that 2015 is the year of reckoning.

The chicken will happily come home to roost.


The broom will dutifully sweet away the morons.

Clueless will be surprised.

Let's join hands and minds and souls and body and heart,and bring back Nigeria from the afflictions of the pdp(the most corrupt party in the world) .

I say a big YES to that.

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Re: Write Up About Oga Jona, Nigerians Must Shine Their Eyes by Nobody: 4:48pm On Nov 23, 2014
hilarious but lovely write-up. The clueless one must be kicked out come February 14 2015. Op, I love that part - you can't give what you don't have. He already told us he doesn't give a damn. The guy has no oonscience at all. Those graduates that died during the immigration recruitment whatever including a pregnant woman just died for nothing. The govt even went as far as collecting 1k from her citizen to provide job for for them. Which reasonable govt does that? it shows the clueless one is allergic to empathy. He's the number one when it comes to making excuses. he has never taken responsibility for any of his failures rather he blames it on the opposition or some imaginary forces. What will he be remembered for? The op has given the answer already.

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Re: Write Up About Oga Jona, Nigerians Must Shine Their Eyes by nafiachi(m): 4:49pm On Nov 23, 2014
The "I'll phone a friend" picture is quite funny man.
Actually feel GEJ has succeeded in creating more division in this great country of ours, yes, he has tried in his own capacity, but where he messed up the most was thinking everything negative or challenging that happened was the handy work of his opponents. Let's even assume they are, what about the poor innocent Nigerian, is he also trying to frustrate jonathan?
Well, I believe we've had enough of this COMEDY, it's high time we look beyond ethnicity or religion or some regional bias and vote credibly, may God bless our country.

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Re: Write Up About Oga Jona, Nigerians Must Shine Their Eyes by SonOfMargaret27: 4:50pm On Nov 23, 2014
Nothing but the truth...

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Re: Write Up About Oga Jona, Nigerians Must Shine Their Eyes by nuelsylves(m): 4:55pm On Nov 23, 2014
What if majority still vote him in 2015 after all this write up..., what will happen? grin

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Re: Write Up About Oga Jona, Nigerians Must Shine Their Eyes by blym4real: 4:59pm On Nov 23, 2014
Great write up

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Re: Write Up About Oga Jona, Nigerians Must Shine Their Eyes by okiezman(m): 4:59pm On Nov 23, 2014
Op equals to zero sense.....take amatem you know gree.... undecided
Re: Write Up About Oga Jona, Nigerians Must Shine Their Eyes by skyfall: 6:27pm On Nov 23, 2014
nuelsylves:
What if majority still vote him in 2015 after all this write up..., what will happen? grin

Then it means that majority of Nigerians deserve their current situation. Simples!

Suffering will reset their brains someday.

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Re: Write Up About Oga Jona, Nigerians Must Shine Their Eyes by nuelsylves(m): 8:42pm On Nov 23, 2014
skyfall:


Then it means that majority of Nigerians deserve their current situation. Simples!

Suffering will reset their brains someday.


Bro! We are all Nigerians so u don't need to post all these things to convince anyone dt we need change...,If truly dt we need change. It's a reality stuff..., u don't need tell or remind anyone that. The more u post these write ups the more it makes u look as if u have other hidden agendas. U sounds desperate!! No body tells a child to remove hands from fire. So stop wasting ur resources trying to convince us, we are all Nigerians we are not foreigners. Come feb 14th everyone will vote his/her choice..., ur write ups won't make any change.

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Re: Write Up About Oga Jona, Nigerians Must Shine Their Eyes by tola9ja: 9:29pm On Nov 23, 2014
nuelsylves:



Bro! We are all Nigerians so u don't need to post all these things to convince anyone dt we need change...,If truly dt we need change. It's a reality stuff..., u don't need tell or remind anyone that. The more u post these write ups the more it makes u look as if u have other hidden agendas. U sounds desperate!! No body tells a child to remove hands from fire. So stop wasting ur resources trying to convince us, we are all Nigerians we are not foreigners. Come feb 14th everyone will vote his/her choice..., ur write ups won't make any change.

Re: Write Up About Oga Jona, Nigerians Must Shine Their Eyes by stevecantrell: 10:20pm On Nov 23, 2014
edozie04:
Come 2015 GEJ must go

Gej will not go quietly, that's the real problem
Re: Write Up About Oga Jona, Nigerians Must Shine Their Eyes by skyfall: 10:27pm On Nov 23, 2014
nuelsylves:



Bro! We are all Nigerians so u don't need to post all these things to convince anyone dt we need change...,If truly dt we need change. It's a reality stuff..., u don't need tell or remind anyone that. The more u post these write ups the more it makes u look as if u have other hidden agendas. U sounds desperate!! No body tells a child to remove hands from fire. So stop wasting ur resources trying to convince us, we are all Nigerians we are not foreigners. Come feb 14th everyone will vote his/her choice..., ur write ups won't make any change.

How does sharing my opinion offend you? Or how does that make me desperate? If you think that these things don't need to be said, perhaps you shouldn't read them in the first place.
Re: Write Up About Oga Jona, Nigerians Must Shine Their Eyes by Nobody: 8:14am On Nov 24, 2014
stevecantrell:


Gej will not go quietly, that's the real problem
If he does not go quietly then the other will be the case
Re: Write Up About Oga Jona, Nigerians Must Shine Their Eyes by omenka(m): 8:21am On Nov 24, 2014
The only prayer we can offer is for God to rid us of this plague called PDP at the centre come 2015.
Re: Write Up About Oga Jona, Nigerians Must Shine Their Eyes by Sibabasibaba1: 8:43am On Nov 24, 2014
My only prayer is for the safety of corps members in the North. The criminal coup plotter who truncated our progress in 1983 may instruct his supporters to kill them when he loses in 2015 as he did in 2011.

Dear God, please protect our corps members from the evil hands of Buhari and his supporters. Grant Buhari the heart to accept that Nigerians hate his criminal past and cause him to be civil when he loses for the umpteenth time in 2015. Keep the prying eyes of his evil, blood sucking supporters away from our illustrious and patriotic corps members.






AMEN

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