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Re: My Funny Experience In A Nigerian Hospital (must Read) by Nobody: 10:44pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
holatin: Aii I'm not laughing *kill yourself by yourself 2 Likes |
Re: My Funny Experience In A Nigerian Hospital (must Read) by lovinhubby2wife(m): 10:47pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
Dnaz:God bless you my brother. D tin just taya me 1 Like |
Re: My Funny Experience In A Nigerian Hospital (must Read) by lovinhubby2wife(m): 10:48pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
Dnaz:God bless you my brother. D tin just taya me Kachisbarbie: Dnaz:God bless you my brother. D tin just taya me 1 Like |
Re: My Funny Experience In A Nigerian Hospital (must Read) by oluamid(m): 10:48pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
I'd suggest some people open their dictionary and check the meaning of sarcasm. This post is meant to make you laugh cos obviously Naijasinglegirl is not a doctor. If after reading you don't laugh then you are suffering from "austerity measures" and your sense of humour may be falling faster than the naira. 7 Likes |
Re: My Funny Experience In A Nigerian Hospital (must Read) by ogaofficer(m): 10:50pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
Lolz. . . Nairaland 1 Like |
Re: My Funny Experience In A Nigerian Hospital (must Read) by lovinhubby2wife(m): 10:50pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
Kachisbarbie:shuuu surfree surfree na. |
Re: My Funny Experience In A Nigerian Hospital (must Read) by Psalmwise(m): 10:51pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
LWTMBL.........the phrase ;'scyping with sango' funny me die................................ |
Re: My Funny Experience In A Nigerian Hospital (must Read) by freddaboh(m): 10:51pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
Naijasinglegirl: Hahahahhahahahaha!!! Very funny. But I wait o, are you single? If yes, are you beautiful? If yes, what can I do to have you for myself? With you by my side, I'm sure I will live long on earth. Fred. |
Re: My Funny Experience In A Nigerian Hospital (must Read) by chibwike(m): 10:52pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
Lol..this naijasingle girl sha...funny individual |
Re: My Funny Experience In A Nigerian Hospital (must Read) by ibizgirl(f): 11:06pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
While I like Naijasinglegirl's write up in most cases, I don't agree with this. A crowded nigerian hospital like you just mentioned saved my daughters life. I was treating malaria but the doctor after asking THE QUESTIONS discovered she had acute appendix. So laugh at the joke but remember it's just a joke. Nigerian doctors are good. 12 Likes |
Re: My Funny Experience In A Nigerian Hospital (must Read) by laimo(m): 11:08pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
Op,you're funny. Put a disclaimer next time,say it's fiction,for laughter purposes.You might be hurting doctors or even patients with this write-up with no disclaimer. You can say it is for entertainment value. You write good. 4 Likes |
Re: My Funny Experience In A Nigerian Hospital (must Read) by DBen2: 11:09pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
op u just showed how ur IQ ,so a nurse checked ur bp and u r here writing nonsense.my dear hbp is a silent kiler.so u expert d doc to provide d sophisticated equipment b4 treating u.a good doc makes his diagnosis b4 any test,u so irritate me with ur post .i think u shd go back to d hospital n appologise or i must tell u wen u need a nurse or doc to attend to u ,may u not c them and non of ur generation u be admitted into dis noble profesion @augustbreak chiketee answered u well but it showed u dont read at all,u exposed ur self i think that doc saved ur life. 2 Likes |
Re: My Funny Experience In A Nigerian Hospital (must Read) by Nobody: 11:10pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
lovinhubby2wife: ehnehn oo Free me Are you not see when he say, if I am not laugh my problem is plenty? Are you not see it? 1 Like |
Re: My Funny Experience In A Nigerian Hospital (must Read) by andyanders: 11:10pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
Naijasinglegirl: Good one girl.This is just it here in Nigeria.Every sickness is malaria/Typhoid.I can see that you can write good writer and can go places. |
Re: My Funny Experience In A Nigerian Hospital (must Read) by yomi007k(m): 11:10pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
When u have foul smelly vaginal discharge,use air freshner. When u have burns ,go for a swim. When u cough out blood, drink salt water. When u have an accident, call d post office. We don't really care u know. 3 Likes |
Re: My Funny Experience In A Nigerian Hospital (must Read) by Naijasinglegirl: 11:20pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
laimo:There is a disclaimer on the original post on my blog |
Re: My Funny Experience In A Nigerian Hospital (must Read) by Natasha2(f): 11:22pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
lmaooo, this story just made my night. Reminds me of when my elder sis had an attack and fainted. She was rushed to the hospital and on reaching there our wonderful doctors started asking questions, including her academic state, like duh seriously?. After checking her bp the doctor said it was normal and that nothing was wrong with her, can you imagine? When she regained consciousness we went back home,by this time my dad was back from work so he took her to another hospital. After proper check up the doctor said her BP was high and that she had chest infection, she was admitted immediately. This is someone who some "doctor" said was okay some minutes ago. Our health sector is in a sorry state. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: My Funny Experience In A Nigerian Hospital (must Read) by Nobody: 11:23pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
Especially those ones with big buttocks that are always roaming from ward to ward with a tray of injections, looking for an innocent patient to stab. I CAN SEE THE MORE REASON YOUR BODY IS OPEN TO MALARIA. |
Re: My Funny Experience In A Nigerian Hospital (must Read) by illicit(m): 11:25pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
The OP meant this to be fun. No disrespect. We say worse things abt teachers, police, nepa, politicians... 3 Likes |
Re: My Funny Experience In A Nigerian Hospital (must Read) by Naijasinglegirl: 11:27pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
Why are there so many bitter people on this thread? If you don't understand sarcasm run along whenever my name is mentioned. Simple! 16 Likes |
Re: My Funny Experience In A Nigerian Hospital (must Read) by BukolaZ: 11:38pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
The medical profession is to be respected, not subjected to sarcasm...this niggas save lives!! 2 Likes |
Re: My Funny Experience In A Nigerian Hospital (must Read) by Naijasinglegirl: 11:41pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
BukolaZ:where do I send your panadol to? 7 Likes |
Re: My Funny Experience In A Nigerian Hospital (must Read) by chiketee(m): 11:47pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
Natasha2:See another one. Smh. I guess the second doctor that got the diagnosis right was not part of the health sector. Going from what you've typed up there, I would also want to know your educational status because diseases spread faster in stupid people like you. I'm sorry I couldn't resist 1 Like |
Re: My Funny Experience In A Nigerian Hospital (must Read) by Nyikoro: 11:48pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
I see nothing wrong with what the nurse and your doctor did. The BP check was necessary and is done all over the world irrespective of what you have come to the hospital for. The only way a good doctor can help you is by asking you a whole bunch of questions. The more the question the better for you. You said you trashed the medications when you got home, REALLY?? NO WONDER YOU ALWAYS GO BACK FOR SAME REASON COS YOU NEVER COMPLED YOUR PRESCRIPTIONS. |
Re: My Funny Experience In A Nigerian Hospital (must Read) by Natasha2(f): 12:02am On Dec 03, 2014 |
chiketee: Thanks a lot. Our health sector is in a mess you can insult me all you want. 2 Likes
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Re: My Funny Experience In A Nigerian Hospital (must Read) by freezyprinzy(m): 12:13am On Dec 03, 2014 |
Naijasinglegirl:excuse me u said d disclaimeer z on ur blog and d last time i checked nairaland ain't ur blog y not kuku edit d post and put d disclaimer |
Re: My Funny Experience In A Nigerian Hospital (must Read) by luvola(m): 12:15am On Dec 03, 2014 |
Some Nigerian doctors are quacks. I was battling vertigo ailment last two weeks only for the doctor to check my Bp and told me to come back days later.. Thank God I got the solution online and applied the remedy I researched online and the vertigo cured immediately.... Education is good |
Re: My Funny Experience In A Nigerian Hospital (must Read) by moriton(m): 12:22am On Dec 03, 2014 |
Especially those ones with big buttocks that are always roaming from ward to ward with a tray of injections, looking for an innocent patient to stab. At least native doctors have high-tech equipment like a calabash for skyping with sango, a speaking mirror and no-nonsense oracles. I laughed to the point that I felt the fever leaving me in annoyance. Lol they ^^^ all got me giggling |
Re: My Funny Experience In A Nigerian Hospital (must Read) by BraniacX(m): 12:34am On Dec 03, 2014 |
Dnaz: boo hoo hoo!! Remember Gani fawehimi? Yes that late human rights lawyer of blessed memory? Remember he was diagnosed and being medicated for typhoid fever for 16 years? That is, until he went abroad for a 2nd opinion and found out that he was in the terminal stages of cancer and only had a few months left to live? Remember how angry he was? Now refresh my memory, was the doctor who diagnosed and treated him for typhoid Nigerian trained? Maybe you know him/her. Treated abroad by Nigerian trained doctors my foot!! Nigerian yes, Nigerian trained? Definitely No!! And therein lies the important difference. This post might be sarcastic but it doesn't make the issues raised untrue or unreal. So until there are fewer quacks in your proffesion, all of you will be ascribe that Tag. Plus, you need to work on your sense of 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Funny Experience In A Nigerian Hospital (must Read) by Obamedo: 12:43am On Dec 03, 2014 |
I agree! All Nigerian doctors are quacks, yes I said so. They are not fit for purpose and are as useless as a pilot without an aeroplane when you need to travel. So the pilot who can't get you from A to B when you need to is also a quack. So also are the politicians who can't sort out Nigeria and her problems overnight. Guess what, we are all quacks. All Nigerians are officially quacks, doctors, lawyers, engineers etc. why? because they never do a good job. The legal system is rubbish, there is no constant electricity etc But, tell me, do you expect a driver to get you from A to B safely with a rusty old jalopy with bald tyres, a smoking rattling engine and a sticky gearbox? Do you expect constant electricity when the engineer doesn't have a quality transformer to install in your neighbourhood? If not, why do you expect a Nigerian doctor to treat you correctly with no reliable equipment or diagnostics. He's a doctor not a magician. Why shouldn't he ask you questions? are you an animal or a child who can't speak? Or is he a vet? I guess he's supposed to look at you and diagnose by the frown on your face or the way you walked in. Next time you walk into a restaurant and they ask you what you want to eat, roll your eyes and ask them why they can't figure it out for themselves after all they specialise in feeding hungry people. The tired and overworked poor fellow has to rely on clinical acumen and the knowledge that common things occur commonly in order to give you the best treatment (sorry quack treatment) he has to offer. In Nigeria all fevers are malaria till proven otherwise and yes HIV is common. So most times he/she is right. If you want a fancy diagnosis they can always oblige if it makes you feel better and you have the money to pay for it. However anyone can diagnose ignorance so save your money. By the way, If you don't like Nigerian doctors please go to India or South Africa or better still treat yourself at home including your gun shot wound, and don't forget to bring your own scalpel, anaesthetics, quack medicine and of course a sweet looking smiling nurse ready to rub your back and wipe your arse because you pay her a million naira a month. A quack Nigerian Off to bed with my sense of humour intact 7 Likes |
Re: My Funny Experience In A Nigerian Hospital (must Read) by ellguapo: 1:19am On Dec 03, 2014 |
A very controversial thread/opinion. 1 Like |
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