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| Guys, Can Any Of You Do This? by englishmart(m): 7:02am On Nov 26, 2014 |
[b]it was 8pm yesterday. 45minutes adrift Chelsea's match. One of my girlfriends called me that she's on her way to visit me. (last visit of the semester) she travelled all the way from lille to Monaco in view to visiting me. 8:20pm, I heard a knock on my door. At first I thought it was one of those my Nigerian girlfriends that also school in France. When I opened the door, Chai! Mon belle français dame. (my beautiful french lady..)  She started speaking thick french language. She forgot I'm new in France.  She laid straight on my bed and asked me to join her. I joined her in bed, then we started doing the Adam and eve thing.  At a point I glanced at the wall clock. It was 8:42pm. I came down immediately. What's wreng withe yew(french intonation) Pls. My DSTV subscription has expired. I need to visit a neighbour of mine, so I can watch the champions' league match (shalke 04 vs Chelsea) She started begging me to finish what I've started like she would gonna die if I refused to oblige. "I can't leave this match. I need to watch it from the start. ". I said.. I left her in my room and went out...... See sweet record How many of you can do this? [/b] 1 Like |
| Re: Guys, Can Any Of You Do This? by alabiyemmy(m): 7:06am On Nov 26, 2014 |
DSTV in Monaco? When you lie - make it posh. This is dumb. 1 Like |
| Re: Guys, Can Any Of You Do This? by englishmart(m): 7:15am On Nov 26, 2014 |
alabiyemmy:what you don't know is beyond you. There's DSTV in almost every country  |
| Re: Guys, Can Any Of You Do This? by Highflyer3(m): 7:16am On Nov 26, 2014 |
Yea, I know this is a fabricated story but don't always look stupid when trying to get attention here |
| Re: Guys, Can Any Of You Do This? by englishmart(m): 7:24am On Nov 26, 2014 |
Highflyer3:Eeeeeeeeediot! |
| Re: Guys, Can Any Of You Do This? by Highflyer3(m): 7:26am On Nov 26, 2014 |
englishmart:Yeah right! That is what you get when you tell someone the simple truth |
| Re: Guys, Can Any Of You Do This? by immortalvoices(m): 7:29am On Nov 26, 2014 |
 Hope u won ur bet? |
| Re: Guys, Can Any Of You Do This? by LEvuls(m): 7:29am On Nov 26, 2014 |
Highflyer3:And truth they say is very bitter |
| Re: Guys, Can Any Of You Do This? by Highflyer3(m): 7:33am On Nov 26, 2014 |
LEvuls:He is bittered already |
| Re: Guys, Can Any Of You Do This? by alabiyemmy(m): 7:41am On Nov 26, 2014 |
englishmart: LOL. And they are called DSTV? Bush man. In UK, its called SKY and i am sure it wont be called DSTV in France. I am sure you know what i am talking about. |
| Re: Guys, Can Any Of You Do This? by xtratagem(m): 7:59am On Nov 26, 2014 |
| Re: Guys, Can Any Of You Do This? by englishmart(m): 8:00am On Nov 26, 2014 |
immortalvoices:of course |
| Re: Guys, Can Any Of You Do This? by englishmart(m): 8:01am On Nov 26, 2014 |
LEvuls:can you and your friend just shut up. ? |
| Re: Guys, Can Any Of You Do This? by englishmart(m): 8:03am On Nov 26, 2014 |
alabiyemmy:brother, it is called DSTV in France, south Africa, nigeria, Ghana and costa Rica |
| Re: Guys, Can Any Of You Do This? by marieolae(f): 8:04am On Nov 26, 2014 |
lmao. |
| Re: Guys, Can Any Of You Do This? by Dotwillis1(m): 8:06am On Nov 26, 2014 |
LEvuls:nd sucks! |
| Re: Guys, Can Any Of You Do This? by immortalvoices(m): 8:08am On Nov 26, 2014 |
englishmart: Why ar u arguing with dem Obviously they ain't schooling in france "monaco" precisely |
| Re: Guys, Can Any Of You Do This? by Dotwillis1(m): 8:09am On Nov 26, 2014 |
Bros, u cn lie oo |
| Re: Guys, Can Any Of You Do This? by charijee(f): 8:09am On Nov 26, 2014 |
Fabricated story here and there |
| Re: Guys, Can Any Of You Do This? by Extom(m): 8:27am On Nov 26, 2014 |
Hahahahaha!!! At first, I had problems with this guy, but you can't but love a smart guy... especially now that we're just few left in the world; the last of a dying breed |
| Re: Guys, Can Any Of You Do This? by Nobody: 8:34am On Nov 26, 2014 |
marieolae:hope it worked |
| Re: Guys, Can Any Of You Do This? by marieolae(f): 9:04am On Nov 26, 2014 |
AgapeCharis:lolz not really I just slept off |
| Re: Guys, Can Any Of You Do This? by LEvuls(m): 9:15am On Nov 26, 2014 |
Highflyer3:Pls hold him before he jumps into Transformer |
| Re: Guys, Can Any Of You Do This? by LEvuls(m): 9:18am On Nov 26, 2014 |
englishmart:No until you learn how to accept nothing but d truth |
| Re: Guys, Can Any Of You Do This? by Nobody: 9:28am On Nov 26, 2014 |
| Re: Guys, Can Any Of You Do This? by JeffreyJamez(m): 9:54am On Nov 26, 2014 |
What kind of Fuckery is this?! |
| Re: Guys, Can Any Of You Do This? by alabiyemmy(m): 11:04am On Nov 26, 2014 |
englishmart: ok |
| Re: Guys, Can Any Of You Do This? by englishmart(m): 11:36am On Nov 26, 2014 |
LEvuls: |
| Re: Guys, Can Any Of You Do This? by englishmart(m): 11:42am On Nov 26, 2014 |
immortalvoices:thanks bro. Shey you know about the french DSTV? |
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