IbeereDotCom:
''Stealing is not corruption. What Nigerians call corruption is mere stealing'' - President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan #quoteoflife

englishmart:

"You press men, you always say there are no
minerals in Kano. We have Coca-Cola, Fanta, Mirinda
and the newly invented Sprite." - Barkin Zuwo

moscobabs:
PEJ quote on twitter on GEJ birthday

moscobabs:
PEJ quote on twitter on GEJ birthday

FRANCISEKE1:
OJUKWU is a hero but his manhood lives on.......Dame  Jonathan

McboG:

Ishilove:
"You must be very stupid for saying I bleach my skin. Tell
your Editors I said you're stupid."- Alao Akala to Punch
Reporter

"How will you tell me I don't have right to treasury of
Oyo State Government. The government I installed?"- Pa Lamidi Adedibu (2010)

"We want to thank the President for bringing Facebook
to Nigeria.” – Information Minister, Labaran Maku. (2009)

“I will rather kill myself than commit suicide.” – Dame Patience Jonathan

olatunji390:


Is this real?

Jerry24kay:
* "President Jonathan has no hands in Rivers State crisis" - News *
"President Jonathan has no hands in Edo State crisis" - News *
"President Jonathan has no hands in Ekiti State crisis" - News *
"President Jonathan has no hands in National Assembly crisis" - News *
"President Jonathan has no hands in Nigeria Governors Forum crisis" - News *
"President Jonathan has no hands in Stella Oduah cash - for - cars scandal" - News *
"President Jonathan has no hands in the missing 20 billion dollars" - News *
"President Jonathan has no hands in the stolen 2.6 trillion naira subsidy funds in 2011" - News *
"President Jonathan has no hands in the security crisis in northern Nigeria" - News *
"President Jonathan has no hands in the PDP crisis" - News * "President Jonathan has no hands in the pension funds scandal" - News *
"President Jonathan has no hands....." - News
‪#‎WHERE‬ ARE HIS HANDS? WE NEED SOMEBODY WITH HANDS TO WORK AND SECURE NIGERIA! VOTE WISELY IN 2015! VOTE FOR SOMEONE WITH HANDS AND BRAINS!

olatunji390:


Is this real?

englishmart:



"On behalf of 20 million naira, I'll donate my
family" - Dame Patience Jonathan

iconize:

Gad!

Englishmart, your comment is really cracking me up.

jjwaterfalls:
Too long.
Some ar funny while some ar not.

englishmart:
na our polithiefcians talk am o. : D

Philipmems:
am i suppose to read all these yeye and unquotable quotes

englishmart:

"I founded this school for the masses and the school
fees is 850,000 naira." - Atiku Abubakar

"We have chased away the enemies who forced our people to do Igba nkwu nwanyi (traditional marriage) in Lagos" – Willie Obiano

englishmart:
[b]
"You press men, you always say there are no
minerals in Kano. We have Coca-Cola, Fanta, Mirinda
and the newly invented Sprite." - Barkin Zuwo

"Foreign investors should ignore Boko Haram and
invest in Nigeria." - GEJ

"I will water your school and fire your school." -Orji Uzoh Kalu

"Nigerians, don't panic. Terrorist attack is
everywhere ... maybe it is our turn." - GEJ

"I founded this school for the masses and the school
fees is 850,000 naira." - Atiku Abubakar

"Until I see someone eating out of the gutters
before I believe there is poverty in Nigeria." - Umaru Dikko

"Telephone is not meant for the poor. " - David
Mark

"The worth of a child born and bred in Nigeria
cannot be compared to that in the United States."-
Yakubu Gowon

"School is not meant for the poor, only for the
rich." - Ikedi Ohakim

"At 50, Britain is still battling with King Arthur and the knights of the round table so Nigeria is not doing
too badly." - Diezeani Allison- Madueke

"Even Jesus Christ cannot conduct a free and fair election in Nigeria." - Olusegun Obasanjo

"The corp members where destined to die, nobody can run away from destiny." - Mallam Isa Yaguda, Governor, Bauchi State

"On behalf of 20 million naira, I'll donate my
family" - Dame Patience Jonathan

"We, the PDP did not win this election, I have gone to church to confess, I gave them money and they called the result." - Chris Uba

"I want to commend the doctors and nurses for responding to treatment." - Dame Patience Jonathan
[/b]

Ishilove:
"You must be very stupid for saying I bleach my skin. Tell
your Editors I said you're stupid."- Alao Akala to Punch
Reporter

"How will you tell me I don't have right to treasury of
Oyo State Government. The government I installed?"- Pa Lamidi Adedibu (2010)

"We want to thank the President for bringing Facebook
to Nigeria.” – Information Minister, Labaran Maku. (2009)

“I will rather kill myself than commit suicide.” – Dame Patience Jonathan