I had already posted this in programming section so as to up the vibe of my programming dudes there. However, I also wanted to post it here. Please mods temper justice with mercy if this defies any of the nairaland rules .

Dear java.
I wish I could find something else to do besides just missing you, but I can't. Ever since my school exams temporarily drew me away from you, I have hardly gone through an hour in a day without thinking about you. I know it is as difficult for you as it is for me to be separated for so long but don't worry, it'll soon be over, and well be together again..... I will soon be with you, my code. It may not be tonight or tomorrow, but I assure you, by wednesday evening or early on thursday morning, we will be together again.
My close friends in school has been doing me good, they have got my back during this exam period, and I have got theirs. The exams have been going smoothly and friendly via the help of the Almighty GOD and our unique potentials as students of the 21 century. NEPA and their wahala has not changed a bit since you left me, they've been bringing the light at 11:00pm and taking it back at 6:00am. My female friends, male friends, neighbours, the two exceptional goof ball wannabe's close to my room, and every other person have not also changed that much, except from my room mate who became more annoying than usual. I had no electricity in my room for at least 4 days, and I suspect she knew why. Anyway, I ignored her like we use to do.
When we meet again my lovely code, I hope you'll be with me till I get done with school stuffs and go back home, where we'll visit places like SSCN TECH, NIIT, other cool friend of ours, S*M web app, and finally spend this lovely christmas holiday together.

Your friend
GBARANE B. DAVID
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Nerd Confirmento!!

dreydee:
Nerd Confirmento!!

seconded

This Java, does she suck díck?