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Confession Time: Oya Swear That You Never Did Any Of This When You Were Young / Swear If U Dont Do All This / Oya Swear If.............. (2) (3) (4)
Swear If You Never Did Any Of These by alabosian(m): 1:33pm On Dec 06, 2014 |
--If u didn't kill earthworm with salt. ― If you didn't play rubber band. ― If you never bathed in the rain. ― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1. ― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on the bed. ― If you didn't go 2 steal cashew and guava in d next street and the owner's dog comes through the backyard waiting for you to come down from the tree. ― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones. ― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of bathing when going to school. ― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed with friends. ― If you never flew a kite. - If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand. - If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen so that no one will steal it. - If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d lights went off. - If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b whiter - If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under mango trees @nights - If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it ur car! - If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while walking in the street. - If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd sand witout fire. - If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle cover..... .....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun! Oya choose which one u do... |
Re: Swear If You Never Did Any Of These by dreydee(m): 1:44pm On Dec 06, 2014 |
Though I've never gone to steal fruits from the next street or wash only my hands and legs to school, I've done the rest , childhood was fun |
Re: Swear If You Never Did Any Of These by enochogaga(m): 1:44pm On Dec 06, 2014 |
i did all, men those days is sweet oh,i even go and steal mango then i fell frm the tree and break my hand. |
Re: Swear If You Never Did Any Of These by alabosian(m): 1:58pm On Dec 06, 2014 |
enochogaga:Eyaa Sorry |
Re: Swear If You Never Did Any Of These by Bevy12(f): 2:43pm On Dec 06, 2014 |
I played rubber band, slept on the chair and woke up on my bed, flown a kite, written my name on a paper and put inside my pen, closed the fridge slowly to see when the lights would go off but the rest, i've not done |
Re: Swear If You Never Did Any Of These by alabosian(m): 3:19pm On Dec 06, 2014 |
[quote author=Bevy12 post=28644592]Islept on the chair and woke up on my bed Funny! Na ghost carry to bed |
Re: Swear If You Never Did Any Of These by kazeem1086(m): 7:49pm On Dec 06, 2014 |
memory of d past.....so funny.....lolz |
Re: Swear If You Never Did Any Of These by Exponental(m): 11:11pm On Dec 06, 2014 |
Bevy12:shld i say u missed or......better late than never. |
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