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Swear If You Never Did Any Of These by alabosian(m): 1:33pm On Dec 06, 2014
--If u didn't kill earthworm with salt.

― If you didn't play rubber band.

― If you never bathed in the rain.

― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria
99-1.

― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on the
bed.

― If you didn't go 2 steal cashew and guava
in d
next street
and the owner's dog comes through the
backyard waiting for you to come down from the
tree.

― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the
roof for the lizards to take it and give you
new
ones. ― If you didn't just wash your hands and
legs
instead of
bathing when going to school.

― If you didn't act film in uncompleted
building or under bed
with friends.

― If you never flew a kite.
- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses
with
sand.

- If u didn't write ur name on paper and
insert it
into ur pen
so that no one will steal it.

- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to
see when d
lights went off.

- If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur
nails
to b whiter

- If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under mango trees
@nights

- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick
and
called it
ur car!

- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat
while
walking in the street.

- If u never did mama and papa play i.e.
cookin
grass nd sand witout fire.

- If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle
cover.....

.....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun!
Oya choose which one u do...
Re: Swear If You Never Did Any Of These by dreydee(m): 1:44pm On Dec 06, 2014
cheesy grin grin cheesy

Though I've never gone to steal fruits from the next street or wash only my hands and legs to school,
I've done the rest , childhood was fun cheesy
Re: Swear If You Never Did Any Of These by enochogaga(m): 1:44pm On Dec 06, 2014
i did all, men those days is sweet oh,i even go and steal mango then i fell frm the tree and break my hand.
Re: Swear If You Never Did Any Of These by alabosian(m): 1:58pm On Dec 06, 2014
enochogaga:
i did all, men those days is sweet oh,i even go and steal mango then i fell frm the tree and break my hand.
Eyaa Sorry
Re: Swear If You Never Did Any Of These by Bevy12(f): 2:43pm On Dec 06, 2014
I played rubber band, slept on the chair and woke up on my bed, flown a kite, written my name on a paper and put inside my pen, closed the fridge slowly to see when the lights would go off but the rest, i've not done
Re: Swear If You Never Did Any Of These by alabosian(m): 3:19pm On Dec 06, 2014
[quote author=Bevy12 post=28644592]Islept on the chair and woke up on my bed
Funny! Na ghost carry to bed
Re: Swear If You Never Did Any Of These by kazeem1086(m): 7:49pm On Dec 06, 2014
memory of d past.....so funny.....lolz
Re: Swear If You Never Did Any Of These by Exponental(m): 11:11pm On Dec 06, 2014
Bevy12:
I played rubber band, slept on the chair and woke up on my bed, flown a kite, written my name on a paper and put inside my pen, closed the fridge slowly to see when the lights would go off but the rest, i've not done
shld i say u missed or......better late than never.

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