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Re: 5 Ways/things That Will Make Any Girl In Nigeria Fall For You. (reloaded) by richidinho(m): 7:24pm On Feb 07, 2015
Make money

More money

Plenty money

Reasonable money

Big dick

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Re: 5 Ways/things That Will Make Any Girl In Nigeria Fall For You. (reloaded) by Nobody: 7:25pm On Feb 07, 2015
dechandel:
Nice physique
Smart
Clean n Fresh
Good accent
Nice sense of humour

What again??

My list is berra than yours
am crushing on you can I have your contact?
Re: 5 Ways/things That Will Make Any Girl In Nigeria Fall For You. (reloaded) by ilo04(m): 7:25pm On Feb 07, 2015
Nice writeup
Re: 5 Ways/things That Will Make Any Girl In Nigeria Fall For You. (reloaded) by jjeeff(m): 7:26pm On Feb 07, 2015
i will try and remember those. Thanks
Re: 5 Ways/things That Will Make Any Girl In Nigeria Fall For You. (reloaded) by Nobody: 7:27pm On Feb 07, 2015
Janeify:
Useless grin

Very Very ...
Re: 5 Ways/things That Will Make Any Girl In Nigeria Fall For You. (reloaded) by LajaLaba: 7:29pm On Feb 07, 2015
jboy73:


**runs to check her own pic**

haha... I get hope o!

Talking about filtering, check your pic and check mine then tell me d one u think looks more filtered sad
Chimpanzee looking gurl.

Wait! Have u traced your family tree?
I think chimpazee did it with one of your granny(s)
So classless

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Re: 5 Ways/things That Will Make Any Girl In Nigeria Fall For You. (reloaded) by baddoentworld: 7:29pm On Feb 07, 2015
hmmmm ....
Re: 5 Ways/things That Will Make Any Girl In Nigeria Fall For You. (reloaded) by Nobody: 7:29pm On Feb 07, 2015
jboy73:
After serving 1month ban from this section by a mod I no not of, I got inspired to write this wonderful masterpiece from reading Mr corks crap in the other thread....... No #offeince.



1. Be Rich:
Be like me, work hard and be rich girls will trip for you or your money.
I'm in my early 20's, I got a mattress shop... I earn a killing from my business. There's no day I don't get wooed by 2-3 girls(beautiful girls)
Girls love money like witch.

2. Dress clean like me:
I run a mattress shop in and open major road which no doubt is bound to get me dirty due to excess dust generated from bikes and cars in the environment, I still take care of myself and my looks.
Cut your hair and wear suited cloths.
Don't buy cloths that aren't your size.
Lols some boys still wear fella trousers and oversized shirts... Those kinds of cloth makes you look laka old jobless villager. Only village girls and house girls will fvck you for the rest of your life.

3. Curve legs or Straight legs:
This regime were everybody now choose to wear pencil mouthed trousers can be a great disaster to those guys with k-legs .
P-Trousers suit guys with curve legs or straight legs. It makes then look smart and sharp. Many gurls love curve legs.. In short, it turns their KunNi on.
Even if youre ugly , your curve legs will make ya look handsome.
Unless you wash hand wowo sha!
So if your leg is bend in such a way that you have 2 left kegs (k-legs) just eat good food (calcium) so your legs will straighten.

4. Be funny.
Although being funny is a natural thing, it doesn't mean you shouldn't share jokes or funny gestures with them girls.
Girls love funny guys, i'm a testimony to that. Back in my sec-school days, girls always hangout with me just so I will make'em laff.. My case is different though! Although I behave and talk very funny sometimes, I also have my serious modes. I'm funny, but not a clown. Girls just like funny + serious guys with little or no handsomeness.
If you're funny, you get the privilege to ask any girl out (well not all girls sha! You need to be funny+handsome like me to ask any girl out and expect a positive result).
Girls fall in love with ugly funny guys without Even knowing. If you ask them, they go say love is Blind.

5. Follow cute guys.
Lol, if you're ugly, don't you ever hangout with your fellow ugly kinds because girls will never voice or have time for you... Just imaging 3 ugly guys strolling by the road and they see a beautiful.. One summons enough courage and make a move by approaching the girl.. The girl then turn back and see your ugly face + the ugly faces of your ugly friends 10meters away. She will just roll her eyes and even slap your ugly face out of annoyance.

If you're ugly, hangout with handsome and cool dudes.
Even if you're the wowoest among them, don't feel shy.. Girls will be feeling and tripping for you because they will consider you as handsome too. The faces of your handsome friends will ignite your own face.


That's it.
Wetin una think?
I was smoking when I wrote this.

(U didn't pay me to write, so I careless about the typos)

I love u mariolae.

So those with K- legs should go cut it and fix a straight or bow one JUST TO GET A GIRL?

Truly, you were smoking..undecided

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Re: 5 Ways/things That Will Make Any Girl In Nigeria Fall For You. (reloaded) by Revolva(m): 7:30pm On Feb 07, 2015
I always choose ur list no 1....Be rich..


Omo if u r rich u go f***k even person mama...naija gyals r money hungry n lazy too much
Re: 5 Ways/things That Will Make Any Girl In Nigeria Fall For You. (reloaded) by 1miccza: 7:31pm On Feb 07, 2015
faqman:


how can someone know he his ugly??

Ask the chimpanzee living close to you
Re: 5 Ways/things That Will Make Any Girl In Nigeria Fall For You. (reloaded) by OrangeDream(m): 7:32pm On Feb 07, 2015
dechandel:

[color=#99000]Very useless o grin[/color]
Extra useless i'm tellin u..Na who open dis guy cage sef?? Dat person nids som cannin

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Re: 5 Ways/things That Will Make Any Girl In Nigeria Fall For You. (reloaded) by chinex276(m): 7:34pm On Feb 07, 2015
5 ways 2 make a 9ja gal fall 4 u.
1. Be rich
2. Be madly rich
3. Be super rich
4. Be freakin rich
5. Be richer dan rich.
Re: 5 Ways/things That Will Make Any Girl In Nigeria Fall For You. (reloaded) by Ernest2015: 7:34pm On Feb 07, 2015
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Re: 5 Ways/things That Will Make Any Girl In Nigeria Fall For You. (reloaded) by ucheheart(m): 7:36pm On Feb 07, 2015
OP You be real NFA- No future ambition. Sorry

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Re: 5 Ways/things That Will Make Any Girl In Nigeria Fall For You. (reloaded) by crackhouse(m): 7:36pm On Feb 07, 2015
Pls can u get me a mattress from ur mattress shop.
Re: 5 Ways/things That Will Make Any Girl In Nigeria Fall For You. (reloaded) by cozy7(m): 7:40pm On Feb 07, 2015
I'd like to know if you smoke. U say u make a killing from selling mattress That is foam.....

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Re: 5 Ways/things That Will Make Any Girl In Nigeria Fall For You. (reloaded) by motherlode: 7:43pm On Feb 07, 2015
jboy73:
After serving 1month ban from this section by a mod I no not of, I got inspired to write this wonderful masterpiece from reading Mr corks crap in the other thread....... No #offeince.



1. Be Rich:
Be like me, work hard and be rich girls will trip for you or your money.
I'm in my early 20's, I got a mattress shop... I earn a killing from my business. There's no day I don't get wooed by 2-3 girls(beautiful girls)
Girls love money like witch.

2. Dress clean like me:
I run a mattress shop in and open major road which no doubt is bound to get me dirty due to excess dust generated from bikes and cars in the environment, I still take care of myself and my looks.
Cut your hair and wear suited cloths.
Don't buy cloths that aren't your size.
Lols some boys still wear fella trousers and oversized shirts... Those kinds of cloth makes you look laka old jobless villager. Only village girls and house girls will fvck you for the rest of your life.

3. Curve legs or Straight legs:
This regime were everybody now choose to wear pencil mouthed trousers can be a great disaster to those guys with k-legs .
P-Trousers suit guys with curve legs or straight legs. It makes then look smart and sharp. Many gurls love curve legs.. In short, it turns their KunNi on.
Even if youre ugly , your curve legs will make ya look handsome.
Unless you wash hand wowo sha!
So if your leg is bend in such a way that you have 2 left kegs (k-legs) just eat good food (calcium) so your legs will straighten.

4. Be funny.
Although being funny is a natural thing, it doesn't mean you shouldn't share jokes or funny gestures with them girls.
Girls love funny guys, i'm a testimony to that. Back in my sec-school days, girls always hangout with me just so I will make'em laff.. My case is different though! Although I behave and talk very funny sometimes, I also have my serious modes. I'm funny, but not a clown. Girls just like funny + serious guys with little or no handsomeness.
If you're funny, you get the privilege to ask any girl out (well not all girls sha! You need to be funny+handsome like me to ask any girl out and expect a positive result).
Girls fall in love with ugly funny guys without Even knowing. If you ask them, they go say love is Blind.

5. Follow cute guys.
Lol, if you're ugly, don't you ever hangout with your fellow ugly kinds because girls will never voice or have time for you... Just imaging 3 ugly guys strolling by the road and they see a beautiful.. One summons enough courage and make a move by approaching the girl.. The girl then turn back and see your ugly face + the ugly faces of your ugly friends 10meters away. She will just roll her eyes and even slap your ugly face out of annoyance.

If you're ugly, hangout with handsome and cool dudes.
Even if you're the wowoest among them, don't feel shy.. Girls will be feeling and tripping for you because they will consider you as handsome too. The faces of your handsome friends will ignite your own face.


That's it.
Wetin una think?
I was smoking when I wrote this.

(U didn't pay me to write, so I careless about the typos)

I love u mariolae.
shocked wetin happen nah
Re: 5 Ways/things That Will Make Any Girl In Nigeria Fall For You. (reloaded) by pazienza(m): 7:45pm On Feb 07, 2015
Janeify:
Blind BOY get out.muna indi ime bush anuro emekota....iwotago?

Nne, imaka.
Re: 5 Ways/things That Will Make Any Girl In Nigeria Fall For You. (reloaded) by joxxy01(m): 7:45pm On Feb 07, 2015
Ipledge:
Follow cute guys work pass magic
U go dey chop reminants,it's better than u to be hungry
lolz... this guy u 4ny
Re: 5 Ways/things That Will Make Any Girl In Nigeria Fall For You. (reloaded) by pauldehero(m): 7:51pm On Feb 07, 2015
be stanky rich and u are good to go
Re: 5 Ways/things That Will Make Any Girl In Nigeria Fall For You. (reloaded) by jworos(m): 7:53pm On Feb 07, 2015
dechandel:
Nice physique
Smart
Clean n Fresh
Good accent
Nice sense of humour

What again??

My list is berra than yours
No money on ur list...
Re: 5 Ways/things That Will Make Any Girl In Nigeria Fall For You. (reloaded) by phlame(m): 7:53pm On Feb 07, 2015
crackhouse:
Pls can u get me a mattress from ur mattress shop.

Check his profile picture... Looooook closely... No Ruuuuush...


When done,... U'd know the answer to expect for this ur question... grin grin grin grin grin
Re: 5 Ways/things That Will Make Any Girl In Nigeria Fall For You. (reloaded) by akpumping7720(m): 7:56pm On Feb 07, 2015
faqman:


how can someone know he his ugly??
By looking at the mirror or by asking a four year old how u look like or by igniting a quarrel with ur enemy... These are d 3 tins dat will tell u the truth about yourself
Re: 5 Ways/things That Will Make Any Girl In Nigeria Fall For You. (reloaded) by Nobody: 7:59pm On Feb 07, 2015
If you're ugly, hangout with handsome and cool dudes.
Even if you're the wowoest among them, don't feel shy.. Girls will be feeling and tripping for you because they will consider you as handsome too. The faces of your handsome friends will ignite your own face.


Chai iii! Lol!! You are wicked oooo o........

The most inspiring and encouraging words of our time to all 21st century Wowos/ugly guys/ladies.

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Re: 5 Ways/things That Will Make Any Girl In Nigeria Fall For You. (reloaded) by grimandevil: 8:00pm On Feb 07, 2015
dechandel:
Nice physique
Smart
Clean n Fresh
Good accent
Nice sense of humour

What again??

My list is berra than yours

where d money part?
Re: 5 Ways/things That Will Make Any Girl In Nigeria Fall For You. (reloaded) by Nihilist: 8:09pm On Feb 07, 2015
Follow cute guys.
Lol, if you're ugly, don't you ever hangout with your fellow ugly kinds because girls will never voice or have time for you... Just imaging 3 ugly guys strolling by the road and they see a beautiful.. One summons enough courage and make a move by approaching the girl.. The girl then turn back and see your ugly face + the ugly faces of your ugly friends 10meters away. She will just roll her eyes and even slap your ugly face out of annoyance.

If you're ugly, hangout with handsome and cool dudes.
Even if you're the wowoest among them, don't feel shy.. Girls will be feeling and tripping for you because they will consider you as handsome too. The faces of your handsome friends will ignite your own face
.

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Bwahahahahahaha
Re: 5 Ways/things That Will Make Any Girl In Nigeria Fall For You. (reloaded) by Nobody: 8:15pm On Feb 07, 2015
Abeg November babes are the cutest
Re: 5 Ways/things That Will Make Any Girl In Nigeria Fall For You. (reloaded) by joshrare(m): 8:19pm On Feb 07, 2015
jboy73:


Like how much money?

Much money!!!
Enough money!!!
Excess money!!!
Mega money!!!
Re: 5 Ways/things That Will Make Any Girl In Nigeria Fall For You. (reloaded) by mizkeleke(f): 8:21pm On Feb 07, 2015
faqman:


how can someone know he his ugly??
Jez look at d mirror.....it doesn't lie.
Re: 5 Ways/things That Will Make Any Girl In Nigeria Fall For You. (reloaded) by invincible007(m): 8:25pm On Feb 07, 2015
Easy... 1.Money
2. Big chest
3.fair complexion
4.big triceps/biceps(Mr. Oreo)
5. Good accent
6. Intelligence
7. Neatness
8. Sharp(no dulling)...
9. God fearing.(extremely pretty girls hate this) that's why girls hate me. smiley smiley smiley
Re: 5 Ways/things That Will Make Any Girl In Nigeria Fall For You. (reloaded) by Nobody: 8:25pm On Feb 07, 2015
akpumping7720:

By looking at the mirror or by asking a four year old how u look like or by igniting a quarrel with ur enemy... These are d 3 tins dat will tell u the truth about yourself
LOL!!! u shud b reported!

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