SAMBARRY:
who is coogar? That stubborn and short he goat. E nor dey hear word. I hate that man

But rumour has it that he's chair covers side boyfriend

you are a silly swine!
the feeling is mutual - i don't like you as well, ever since i found out aristoism is your day-job. you look like the identical twin of the ebola virus.

cococandy:
me too. One just has to be happy by all means possible.
My tree was up since 1st dec.

Coco, your tree is lovely. I especially love the green and purple lights.

But what have you got at the top of your tree? Angel? Or star?

edwife:

,mode decoration activated.....

That is eh...it's tempting me to get my lazy backside off but this bed and room are just too warm jare. I'm snuggled in too deep...

edwife:

stream ke? i am in the village salon-having a manicure....chilli must be the one fetching the water

LWKMD!!

See buck passing. First Okonkwo, then Edwife, now Chilli. I wonder who's next? Maybe na Sambarry dey that village stream sef.

EfemenaXY:


Lol! Yeah, I remember you shared that story once.

The closest I've ever been to farm work as per say was doing practicals in school for Agriculture science. Digging all those ridges with a hoe for planting yams. I hated the hoeing, but...I love it when the yam tendrils shoot out from the soil, growing nearly a meter in just three days.

Ok. You might enjoy it though. I have a sister that enjoys farming. She has a garden with plenty vegetables. I don't have such patience. I mean I practically kill earthworms with Salt whenever I find them.

Ahan which kain scary aggressive looking phenrse be this one ke



this is not the tony Christopher I know o.the tony Christopher I know looks gentle yet Confident. E no get huge huge tattoo for body like this one for pinshore and this tony Christopher face wey I dey look so for that pinshore to hard and frightening. Like those boys wey dey sell cocaine for under bridge at night.






this cannot be my tony Christopher. I'm sure it is another Tony Christopher. See ae im face strong foki foki

EfemenaXY:


Sambarry's been slowly but steathily gunning for Mr Tony. Only thing is, we were too blind to see it. Chillisauce done drex commot for d pinschur... full takeover, military coup-like style from Sambarry





You're such a naughty girl! Even on a Sunday??

You can even see the full outline of his kini Didn't know vertically short men get the thing reach like this. Thought it would have been stumped...



Why? What happened?

Sambarry, I hope you are joking oh.
No vex abeg. I was only joking oh. Hian.

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Coco, your tree is lovely. I especially love the green and purple lights.

But what have you got at the top of your tree? Angel? Or star?

I love the later...

That is eh...it's tempting me to get my lazy backside off but this bed and room are just too warm jare. I'm snuggled in too deep...

You are not alone,i did not leave my room today,except when i had to serve food....

LWKMD!!

See buck passing. First Okonkwo, then Edwife, now Chilli. I wonder who's next? Maybe na Sambarry dey that village stream sef.

It might as well be you! whe haven't seen you since morning-efe don't tell me that you still talking with that farmer down the road...

May we never meet . excuse me o jare

coogar:


you are a silly swine!
the feeling is mutual - i don't like you as well, ever since i found out aristoism is your day-job. you look like the identical twin of the ebola virus.

Chillisauce:
Sambarry, I hope you are joking oh.
No vex abeg. I was only joking oh. Hian.

I'm joking too


but where is tony Christopher

SAMBARRY:
May we never meet . excuse me o jare

you are too ugly to stand a chance of meeting me!

Efe abeg (sorry to derail but you guys have actually done that sef ) I need to get more candy canes for my tree. What store did you get them from? Got these at Iceland and my lil madam decided to do father christmas with them gone back to my local Iceland and they have no more.I checked asda,Tesco, sainsburys (our local one is small).this is one of the last four that I have placed an embargo on my son is looking at me like "whats her problem" with the way I keep snatching them off them.

SAMBARRY:
Ahan which kain scary aggressive looking phenrse be this one ke

this is not the tony Christopher I know o.the tony Christopher I know looks gentle yet Confident. E no get huge huge tattoo for body like this one for pinshore and this tony Christopher face wey I dey look so for that pinshore to hard and frightening. Like those boys wey dey sell cocaine for under bridge at night.

this cannot be my tony Christopher. I'm sure it is another Tony Christopher. See ae im face strong foki foki

***dies!!***

Oh My Gawd!

Sambarry don't kill me with lafter! Hian! Biko! Kilode??!!

Abeg embrace your lover!

Hard face ko! Strong face ni!!

edwife:

Lol. No be only okonkwo.

Chillisauce:


Ok. You might enjoy it though. I have a sister that enjoys farming. She has a garden with plenty vegetables. I don't have such patience. I mean I practically kill earthworms with Salt whenever I find them.

Don't do that...you need them to aerate the soil. They mix it up.

Save your salt and kill...kill..kill...all those snails. Edible and none edible ones. I so much hate those slimy creatures. Make my skin crawl just thinking of them.

I can't find tony jare but it is not this one. This one go use blow finish me. See arms

EfemenaXY:


***dies!!***

Oh My Gawd!

Sambarry don't kill me with lafter! Hian! Biko! Kilode??!!

Abeg embrace your lover!

Hard face ko! Strong face ni!!

coogar:


you are too ugly to stand a chance of meeting me!

shiooorrrr

SAMBARRY:
I can't find tony jare but it is not this one. This one go use blow finish me. See arms

SAMBARRY is truly in love,where is tony i beg!

Me wey dey house dey loose my braids.

EfemenaXY:


Coco, your tree is lovely. I especially love the green and purple lights.

But what have you got at the top of your tree? Angel? Or star?



That is eh...it's tempting me to get my lazy backside off but this bed and room are just too warm jare. I'm snuggled in too deep...



LWKMD!!

See buck passing. First Okonkwo, then Edwife, now Chilli. I wonder who's next? Maybe na Sambarry dey that village stream sef.

EfemenaXY:


Coco, your tree is lovely. I especially love the green and purple lights.

But what have you got at the top of your tree? Angel? Or star?



That is eh...it's tempting me to get my lazy backside off but this bed and room are just too warm jare. I'm snuggled in too deep...



LWKMD!!

See buck passing. First Okonkwo, then Edwife, now Chilli. I wonder who's next? Maybe na Sambarry dey that village stream sef.

i have a Santa head at the top of my tree.

Don't mind edwife. If she doesn't bring the water,no Xmas cooking.

edwife:


SAMBARRY is truly in love,where is tony i beg!

I SAID I AM NOT IN LOFF I AM ONLY LOOKING FOR TONY.IF I SEE HIM I WILL RECOGNIZE HIM

Eds, me, I prefer the angel any day any time over the star. I especially went out shopping for one. It was so lovely. Angelic even, but a bit on the heavy side. She kinda tipped the tip of my 6 foot tree. Never knew angels could be obese under those wings and gowns...

Re: village stream, ah..ah.. how can it be moi, when I'm the one doing the asking na?

damiso:
Efe abeg (sorry to derail but you guys have actually done that sef ) I need to get more candy canes for my tree. What store did you get them from? Got these at Iceland and my lil madam decided to do father christmas with them gone back to my local Iceland and they have no more.I checked asda,Tesco, sainsburys (our local one is small).this is one of the last four that I have placed an embargo on my son is looking at me like "whats her problem" with the way I keep snatching them off them.

Lol @ derailing. Guilty as charged ma'am

I got those candy sticks by chance from my local Poundland / Poundsaver shop. Was browsing for extra decorations to place on my tree when I came across them. The smaller sized ones were half a dozen per packet, so I bought two packs. Yep, I got some "nibblers" nibbling away but still had at least one per child left by Christmas day.

Chillisauce:


Ok. You might enjoy it though. I have a sister that enjoys farming. She has a garden with plenty vegetables. I don't have such patience. I mean I practically kill earthworms with Salt whenever I find them.

i like farming too. Just I get tired easily but I love the feel of cool earth under my feet and between my fingers.

Hennnnn




nawa o.orisirisi.wonders shall never end in this nl.every day n new new wonders

EfemenaXY:


e nor matter. All join!



That is eh, this is a true match made in heaven.

Their firebrand temperaments suit each other. How could we not have seen this earlier??

Sambarry has the "powers" to make him a real man and likewise, he her.



LWKMD!!

EfemenaXY:
Eds, me, I prefer the angel any day any time over the star. I especially went out shopping for one. It was so lovely. Angelic even, but a bit on the heavy side. She kinda tipped the tip of my 6 foot tree. Never knew angels could be obese under those wings and gowns...
Re: village stream, ah..ah.. how can it be moi, when I'm the one doing the asking na?
Lol @ derailing. Guilty as charged ma'am
I got those candy sticks by chance from my local Poundland / Poundsaver shop. Was browsing for extra decorations to place on my tree when I came across them. The smaller sized ones were half a dozen per packet, so I bought two packs. Yep, I got some "nibblers" nibbling away but still had at least one per child left by Christmas day.

Thank you will check all the Pound and 99p places

SAMBARRY:
I SAID I AM NOT IN LOFF I AM ONLY LOOKING FOR TONY.IF I SEE HIM I WILL RECOGNIZE HIM

lol@ Efemenaxy,obese angel

ok sambarry,please flash a pic of tony-lets see if we all recognise him...

Ok then let me look for it . just a minute. Be right back

edwife:


lol@ Efemenaxy,obese angel

ok sambarry,please flash a pic of tony-lets see if we all recognise him...

SAMBARRY:
I can't find tony jare but it is not this one. This one go use blow finish me. See arms

Depends on the kinda "blow" you're talking about. Either way, your TonyChristopher is a master artist, so I heard.

Gosh! I have a dorrttyy mind.

edwife:

SAMBARRY is truly in love,where is tony i beg!

That is eh! This one na love nwantiti.

cococandy:
i have a Santa head at the top of my tree.
Don't mind edwife. If she doesn't bring the water,no Xmas cooking.

Better have a backup plan. Edwife is most likely going to play football with her clay pot at the stream. D'you really wanna take that risk?

SAMBARRY:
I SAID I AM NOT IN LOFF I AM ONLY LOOKING FOR TONY.IF I SEE HIM I WILL RECOGNIZE HIM

Er...pls o!

What colour of gele do you think we should wear for your...erm...ermm with TonyChristopher?

Please remember when choosing to consider my skin tone. I'm darker than the darkest girl in southern Sudan. My blackness nor get part 2 as it practically glows...

damiso:


Thank you will check all the Pound and 99p places

No worries dear.

I think, Lidl might have some. It might be worth a look. I usually have a no-no stance to sweets, chewing gums, peppermints and all those sugary stuff. Only exception to that list are chocolates, but for special occasions. Those candy sticks were a rare treat.

SAMBARRY:
Ok then let me look for it . just a minute. Be right back

***Unfolds old mat...***

He's the one that his face is at the background

^^ The picture isn't clear na.

Post a better one.

I'm not talking about sekzual blow. I'm talking about physical blow as in boxing

EfemenaXY:


Depends on the kinda "blow" you're talking about. Either way, your TonyChristopher is a master artist, so I heard.

Gosh! I have a dorrttyy mind.



That is eh! This one na love nwantiti.



Better have a backup plan. Edwife is most likely going to play football with her clay pot at the stream. D'you really wanna take that risk?



Er...pls o!

What colour of gele do you think we should wear for your...erm...ermm with TonyChristopher?

Please remember when choosing to consider my skin tone. I'm darker than the darkest girl in southern Sudan. My blackness nor get part 2 as it practically glows...

EfemenaXY:
^^ The picture isn't clear na.

Post a better one.

ok I'll do that later




another day

SAMBARRY:
I'm not talking about sekzual blow. I'm talking about physical blow as in boxing

Dearie ....I know that they will make this our new friendship die prematurely

Don't worry we will make them eat their word


Now how are you ...we are going higher

Don't you think so