Types of Prayer Warriors


Did attend a church in a campus today due to i was invited for child dedication i saw different prayer warriors i decided to pen them down here they are..
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1.Ladies/GentleMen : They pray/stop when they are asked to... They dont shout in prayer,they talk to God with respect,..They are always calm and follow along the pastor's prayer points..
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2.Wall/Floor Fighters: This group of people will keep on banging on the wall shouting at it..the later will go on the Kneels and keep on hitting it and stamping on the floor.... As if it's the one that caused them their problems..
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3.One syllabic Warriors: This category of people surprise me sha.. You see them speaking in tongues in one syllable and shouting.. rah Tah boh sey teah reh and same time shaking their in same rhythm vigorously.. I be like mehn this one is strong..
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4.Dumb warriors: When the pastor raise a prayer point and expect every one to pray.. You see people struggling to shout,say words but no sound is coming out.. You be like nah the prayer make you dumb?
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5.Super Warriors:This people are ready to fight spiritually and physically when a prayer point is raised.. Mehn this people will turn vampires,take fighting stance ,all the muscles in their body will stifen, the fingers in their hands will form star shape, they will shake their heads vigorously,you see the veins on thier heads pop out and their voice will change..and their tongues is classic..
As if Devil come now dem go fight am..
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6.Choir warriors : When the pastor said clearly Let us PRAY.. He didnt say let us SING.. But when a prayer point is raised.. You see them raising one special number ''Touch me one more time ooohh lord'' i be like where were you when praises were going on?
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7.Dormant Warriors : They won't pray, they just be waiting for the Pastor to shout IJN and their own Amen is always the loudest... Who is decieving who ?
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8.Notice me warriors : They keep on shouting out their prayers,maybe so people will notice them or.. Dont know they be like
''God which type of car should i buy for this xmas'',
Lord send me a girl to marry money is not the problem'' etc..
I know my God is not Deaf ni..
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9.Group prayer warriors ; I fear this group.. When ever its a group prayer and you asked to hold each other please dont hold mechanics,Force men,manual Jobmen.. They will hold you hand tight and fling it as if it's skipping rope.. After that prayer you wount be able to lift A4 paper..Beware..
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10. Feel free to add your own Number ten
Happy sunday!!

The sleeping warriors. Sometimes sleep while standing during prayers.

simplemach:
The sleeping warriors. Sometimes sleep while standing during prayers.

haha very true.. And when you wake them they dont want to accept de fact dat dey were sleeping..!!

Tosyne2much how do you see this?

Fabdedon:
Tosyne2much how do you see this?

woooooow nice one baba

10. The Dramatic Prayer Warriors - The ones who will keep praying and demonstrating as if they are acting movies

tosyne2much:
woooooow nice one baba

noo you are the baba here..i will appreciate your shares too

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some elements of truth abound in it....nice

Weren't you supposed to pray? How did you observe all those?

Abdgafarplenty:
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must you book space?

see wetin nairaland dey cause, u go church,instead of u to follow do wetin dem dey do, u open eye dey observe wetin u go carry open thread for nairaland at ur age, bros ur second name na sorry, smh 4 u

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Lol

Don't wanna be a Nairaland SB.AN but really this thread, does it worth commenting on?

denkyw:
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i see Yhu

l recall a church that used to be near my house when they do their friday night vigil they use d open space within e property, everyone will hold a cane which they use to flog d ground with all their might as if it is where their problems is hiding!

fire! fire!! Fire!!!
Die die die



die o0o0

Lwkmd! this is so hilarious...



Number 5? chai!


I do number 1 and 6 wella


Welldone Op. Tosyne2much's disciple

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Looooool..
Haven't you seen the athletes...
Those ones run up and down... As if they'd chase the devil if they See him....

MsNas:
Weren't you supposed to pray? How did you observe all those?

they were distracting me

What type are you then or you go to church only to observe people praying?

Yay! I'm a gentleman.

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Number 6 is just too funny. Sometimes the song lyrics doesn't even rhyme with the prayer point. The thing dey tire me ehn, it distracts the prayer session.

Personally, I feel they don't really know how to pray, so they hide under the cloak of singing.

The looking worriors;they keep staring at those praying like the person is praying for two.
Those who repeat the pastors prayer.

Jennimma:
Lwkmd! this is so hilarious...



Number 5? chai!


I do number 1 and 6 wella


Welldone Op. Tosyne2much's disciple

Thanks alot!!