Bro, I feel you.

E no easy.

wen a vigilante shoots iz gun for testing at nyt just for me to asaume dey are robbers......i cant slip

Owk

nice write up
writing this message and u couldn't use it to sleep......
nigerians

Decapo:
Reading this alone sef - I no fit sleep

nor be small tin oh

DAILY STRUGGLES,GBESE,POVERTY,STREES,BABA IJEBU...PDP AND BOKO HARAM,THESE AND MANY MORE...........................

ggrin:
Op

I attended a Christmas carol earlier this week still funny tho. The guy who played Joseph screamed "JESUS!" when he heard Mary was pregnant

Such is life in Nigeria.

MTN stealing credit and data low key.....I can't go to sleep.

Having 2gb data on Airtel yet can't browse even with H+ on and expiration date near....I can't go to sleep.

GEJ claiming we have power abroad yet I haven't seen light for 2weeks....I can't go to sleep.

it is well, God wil always guide us all. but am afriad, this Buhari return, hmmm Nigeria is in PeppER SOup

ALl these Sb.an people can't let me go to sleep...

Naija we aid u....

Really

kikiki...

the sounds of devilish Birds for here ehn... i can't sleep o.

What a brilliant write-up!

Tinking abt 2015*

Our missing 20bill dollars.........

It is well with us..nice write. Up!

chibwike:
*Wakes up from sleep*

Pm me.

Thank God I got me a solitary compound to sleep in.

My worst form of stress is noisy environment especially at night.

I dey hail Lagosians..

Tinubu:
You haven't had sex in weeks... Your girlfriend comes over to your house in tending to sleep over... U guys have a quarrel... She goes into the bathroom, comes out stark naked and smelling like roses, puts on a pair of jeans trousers with belt to match and turtleneck sweater, swears to kill herself if you as much as try to touch her, and goes to sleep facing the wall.



Sleep will disown you... You will be sweating right under ac...Your attention will become so painful that you become afraid that your 'staff of office' will break into pieces....

When she feels you turning around and twisting, she knows that you are 'suffering', but she will only look at your face, pat your rigid 'staff' on the head, wiggle her waist a bit, and ask innocently ' honey, why aren't you asleep, it's 5.am already'...




I can't wish such horror for even my worst enemy

All these because of sex? Overrated piece of activity

....And there is a reasonable large amount of people that will read ur list...and they will be like "I don't know whatchu talkin bout" They really have no cause not to sleep soundly... They aren't from France oooo( this "I am from France" posters sef 4 NL, how dem start) These ones are confirm Nigeria and are full fledged 9ja!

Thinking of feb 14, 2015 and my new cought babe, I can sleep

Tinubu:
You haven't had sex in weeks... Your girlfriend comes over to your house in tending to sleep over... U guys have a quarrel... She goes into the bathroom, comes out stark naked and smelling like roses, puts on a pair of jeans trousers with belt to match and turtleneck sweater, swears to kill herself if you as much as try to touch her, and goes to sleep facing the wall.



Sleep will disown you... You will be sweating right under ac...Your attention will become so painful that you become afraid that your 'staff of office' will break into pieces....

When she feels you turning around and twisting, she knows that you are 'suffering', but she will only look at your face, pat your rigid 'staff' on the head, wiggle her waist a bit, and ask innocently ' honey, why aren't you asleep, it's 5.am already'...




I can't wish such horror for even my worst enemy

BS...be a man and learn to ignore such moves...your woman will respect you..stop being an item toyed with via the sex bait.....
That's when I'll even make her dinner or give her breakfast in bed.. Don't do gifts..would seem desperate...done it numerous times.... Its a total table turn...foolish and stupid she'll consider herself and the move to be..that's the end of such an approach....she wouldn't dare again.

The way this country is being runned by oga, you can't sleep.

hmm

Gd one Op, very on point.

Hmmm, directionless country.

Trying to catch some sleep.

Nigeria
My own
our own

After living in Naija any other place will give you stress. I am really stressed.

jingh:
insurgence, stealing - corruption, thief's, knock out, tribal war, truck horn and loud speaker from dat motel at d back of my house.

na wao......wich fat sin u comit now?