You want to know what really happens when
you end a long term relationship? Fine. It goes
a little something like this:
1- You are miserable. Nothing and no one can
console you. You drink litres of tea, and you
cry litres of water, until the water becomes
the tea you just drank. It’s possible, and I’ve
achieved this. Crying what I swear was the Lipton tea I just drank, I thought I had hit my
lowest point. But my lowest point came a
moment later when I realised I was tasting my
own tears and they tasted like tea.
2-You are slightly, miniscule-y less miserable.
But then you hear you guys favourite song on the radio
whilst driving your car, and you have to pull
over before you cause a ten car pile up. You
sob hysterically along to that song, then call
everyone in your phone book until someone
answers and assures you you’re not alone. You
agree, and then go back to being just as
miserable as you were in step 1.
3-Repeat step 1 and 2 for a week or two, give
or take.
4- You actually laugh at something stupid. It
could be a joke, or it could be the simple
fact that a bird shat on your from a telephone
wire. And because laughter is a slightly foreign
concept to you, you’re shocked. And then you
resort to what you do know- crying.
5-You get angry. And not just normal angry.
You feel like you could, at any second, go
completely berserk with rage. This usually
results in loud, screechy phone calls, or
drunken nights out fuelled by rage, alcohol,
and heartbreak.
6-You get even. This may be directly (egging her
house) or less directly (kissing some random girl
in a club). But you avenge yourself and your
broken heart by doing something vaguely mean.
7-You realise that you may actually be starting
to get over it. But the very micro second
this happens, your ex decides that they wants
you back. You either cave in, and repeat steps
1-6 in the next 6 months, or you resist.
8- You continue trying to get on with life.
Your friends remind you of the Gigantic Lake of
Shit that you waded through to get to this
point in life where you aren’t miserable. You
nod and agree, all the while chugging down
another cup of tea whilst simultaneously
inhaling a block of chocolate. In the mean
time, your ex also starts trying to move on,
too.
9-You go one whole day, then one whole week,
without thinking of them. This takes time, and
alcohol, and sugar. And ample distractions.
Overseas travel is a proven excellent
distraction, as does family dramas, a new job,
or a haircut that requires daily maintenance.
10-You’re done here. One day you wake up, and
you realise that it’s done. You can feel it- in
your liver, as my mother would say. You’re
released, you can go, you’re still in one piece.
That, my dears, is what a typical break up
consists of.

thank you very much. now we know

no all kinds of breakup.....some is the reverse of ur 1 - 10. thats 10 - 1.....

After reminiscin about the good times, there comes the nostalgic feelings. After that, life continues...y should i cry ?

Breakups.......worst experience so far.

Some olodos end their own in NO.9b.....suicide!

naijaboiy:
It didn't take me this long

sure you truly loved the dame?

Dis one na ajebo wey c who go put food on im table, unlike dose dat av 2 go 2 work n please sum1 dey call ur OGA. 4us, u start wit burnin d worn out/cheap stuff dey gave u yl applaudin urself 4 gettin dem 2 giv u d good stuff, den u delete mssgs n pics, u live d numba 4 a coupl of days dats if u dnt av it off-hands, bt if u r abl 2 rememba d numba u'll delete it frm ur fone yl hopin he'l cal lata 2 appologise. Den u start stalkin him on social media 2 c if sum1 has taken ur space, if sum1 has, u insult d girl n u start noticing all dose bad features dey had dat u av ova lookd b4 n insult dem also. After dat 2 luk 4 a dude dat has a car n start postin wit his car wit d caption 'level don change, am glad i moved on, movin on 2 beta tins', b4 u knw it, d guy bcums history.