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5 Grateful Things For Being A Guy by tzoracle: 12:14am On Dec 18, 2014
Sagging boobs and butt: girls always fussing over these two but as a guy idf care

Going out at night: whilst growing up I wasn't reprimanded for going out late at night but my sister always got the other side of my pops

Menstruating: as a guy just pause and think for a second how it would feel to pass blood from your private part...that's just too gross!

My hair: if I like I cut it if I don't I just grow it simple as abc,but if a girl doesn't change her hair every two months then she must be a deeper life member

Peeing straight: this is the best,just imagine in the middle of the day your highly pressed all you need to do is find a corner weep out your chairman let the breeze caress it and then do your thing but as a girl always worrying whose looking and whose not

Feel free to add yours
Re: 5 Grateful Things For Being A Guy by Nobody: 1:04am On Dec 18, 2014
dat menstruation part real gets me irritated and I keep thanking God I'm a guy, just imagine sumone bleeding for no good reason,no accident,no injuries.

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Re: 5 Grateful Things For Being A Guy by lafflaff123(m): 4:04am On Dec 18, 2014
eminentme:
dat menstruation part real gets me irritated and I keep thanking God I'm a guy, just imagine sumone bleeding for no good reason,no accident,no injuries.

Hehehehehehe. But na guys dey put mouth their for licking things na? talk true, you never do am?

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Re: 5 Grateful Things For Being A Guy by Nobody: 4:56am On Dec 18, 2014
Guys are much more cooperative than girls
Re: 5 Grateful Things For Being A Guy by Nobody: 9:03am On Dec 18, 2014
lafflaff123:


Hehehehehehe. But na guys dey put mouth their for licking things na? talk true, you never do am?
bro, that place is meant for ma dick alone. me I nor know wetin some guys dey suck for there, ma die If I ever try am....honestly, e dey irritate me lik die. u don try am bfor?
Re: 5 Grateful Things For Being A Guy by Nobody: 9:20am On Dec 18, 2014
lafflaff123:


Hehehehehehe. But na guys dey put mouth their for licking things na? talk true, you never do am?
heheheh bro. I never try am o. my dick don reach. my mouth no fit go there,tufiakwa! u don try am bfor?
Re: 5 Grateful Things For Being A Guy by tzoracle: 9:33am On Dec 18, 2014
eminentme:
dat menstruation part real gets me irritated and I keep thanking God I'm a guy, just imagine sumone bleeding for no good reason,no accident,no injuries.

As in blood wey hospital dy find dem dy throway
Re: 5 Grateful Things For Being A Guy by tzoracle: 9:34am On Dec 18, 2014
eminentme:
bro, that place is meant for ma dick alone. me I nor know wetin some guys dey suck for there, ma die If I ever try am....honestly, e dey irritate me lik die. u don try am bfor?

If na foreign girl e go betta
Re: 5 Grateful Things For Being A Guy by Nobody: 9:52am On Dec 18, 2014
tzoracle:


As in blood wey hospital dy find dem dy throway
lol..i aswear
Re: 5 Grateful Things For Being A Guy by Nobody: 9:53am On Dec 18, 2014
tzoracle:


If na foreign girl e go betta
heheheh..if na wwhites, I fit risk am cos that place fyn pass their face sef but if na Nigeria, hmmm *turns face away n spits*

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Re: 5 Grateful Things For Being A Guy by SAMBARRY: 11:14am On Dec 18, 2014
eminentme:
dat menstruation part real gets me irritated and I keep thanking God I'm a guy, just imagine sumone bleeding for no good reason,no accident,no injuries.
the day God will punish you is when you are putting mouth in that cave licking something you know how to lick and menses start and you start licking menses blood with saliva grin lipsrsealed

abeg next tongue

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Re: 5 Grateful Things For Being A Guy by Nobody: 1:38pm On Dec 18, 2014
SAMBARRY:
the day God will punish you is when you are putting mouth in that cave licking something you know how to lick and menses start and you start licking menses blood with saliva grin lipsrsealed

abeg next tongue
*spits* tufiakwa!
Re: 5 Grateful Things For Being A Guy by Nobody: 4:18pm On Dec 18, 2014
wink
lafflaff123:


Hehehehehehe. But na guys dey put mouth their for licking things na? talk true, you never do am?


Ewwwwwww!


Anyway, I love being a lady.I'll choose to be a lady over and over again.

At least there's no big 'thing' rising up down there when I'm you know...

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Re: 5 Grateful Things For Being A Guy by SAMBARRY: 4:47pm On Dec 18, 2014
lipsrsealed grin



Ebiz12:
wink


Ewwwwwww!


Anyway, I love being a lady.I'll choose to be a lady over and over again.

At least there's no big 'thing' rising up down there when I'm you know...

Re: 5 Grateful Things For Being A Guy by lafflaff123(m): 4:50pm On Dec 18, 2014
Ebiz12:
wink


Ewwwwwww!


Anyway, I love being a lady.I'll choose to be a lady over and over again.

At least there's no big 'thing' rising up down there when I'm you know...

lol dirty mind
Re: 5 Grateful Things For Being A Guy by itstpia8: 6:19pm On Dec 18, 2014
ooooh, somebody used google instead of chasing people around with a camera?



e go rain o!
Re: 5 Grateful Things For Being A Guy by Nobody: 7:28pm On Dec 18, 2014
lafflaff123:


lol dirty mind



I'm pure o! Just stating the facts

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