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Just 4 Days After Wedding He Want Out by SPINA101(m): 12:30pm On Dec 18, 2014 |
TRUE LIFE STORY... JUST FOUR DAYS AFTER WEDDING, DELE WANTS OUT. He has been my friend for ten years. Handsome and tall, Dele Olabode has become the laughing stock of his friends both at home and in the United Kingdom where he currently resides because at 35 he was still single, searching and perceived to be unserious.. On my last visit to London in 2012 for the Olympic Games, I stayed with Dele in Stratford and those pleasant memories still lingers till this day. Three months ago, Dele called me from his base and gave me the good news. The play boy wants to get serious, he has found a 28 years old virgin from Benue state and the great womanizer is ready to drop the tag and be called a Husband. When he told me Mary was a virgin, I became skeptical, because all my life I have never seen or heard of a 20 year old Benue virgin, talk less of a 28 years old virgin from the very notorious Oturkpo local government area but I was not ready to discourage my friend who has always been secretive about his serious relationships if any. Some of us still know him to be a randy boy always looking for ladies to devour. I soon got to find out that Dele was truly in love. Infact, he has dated Mary Abula for five years but has not gone close to the danger zone. He says whenever he tries to go closer, she reminds him of an unwritten agreement between both parties that there shall be no SEX till the night after wedding. They kept to this vow for five years and on Monday last week, Dele called to say he was on his way to Lagos to do what is right because he cannot wait to eat the forbidden fruit. Friday last week was the traditional wedding, Saturday, was the white wedding and by thursday, Dele and his new wife were scheduled to depart for London. He has secured her a two years entry visa, he just bought a Toyota Venza jeep for her in the United Kingdom but after the first night of Marriage, Dele is having a rethink, he wants a new wife. I remember vividly what transpired at the wedding which reception took place at the Chevron beach park in Aja. Dele is an handsome boy, a good dancer and a very lively fella. Every five minutes he will whisper into my ears WALE, TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR, I WILL REJOICE AND BE GLAD IN IT. Yes I knew what he meant, it has been five years of patient wait. Don't get me wrong, Dele is not a virgin, he was exploring other pipelines but the most important pipeline must be explored on this fateful night after five solid years of Patience. The reception had barely ended before Dele hurried his wife into the waiting jeep and whispered to me for the umpteenth time... WALE, TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT WE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR, I WILL REJOICE AND BE GLAD IN IT. At 12 midnight, I called Dele to ones again congratulate him and ask how was the first half of what promises to be a very exciting football match. He picked up his phone after the first dial and screamed, Wale, moti gbe gbagi( I have made a big mistake) Confused and disturbed, I probed further and Dele told me that Mary's menstrual period came on their way home from the reception and to worsen matters, she says her period lasts for five good days. Before I could say a word, Dele has started lamenting. ''AHA!! I WAITED FOR FIVE YEARS, I WAS PATIENT LIKE THE PATIENT DOG, NOW IT IS TIME TO EAT THE FATTEST BONE AND MY MARY HAS SUDDENLY GONE BLOODY TELLING ME I MUST ADD FIVE DAYS MORE'' Wale what will I do? I knew how he felt at that point but I could not help. All I could do was to console him and beg that he extends his patience for another five days. The fifth day elapsed last night, Dele has finally assuaged his thirst but he is now even more angrier than a chained mad man. Reason is that Mary was never a virgin. Infact she has done five abortions in ten years and only became a Jehovah Witness after all hopes seem lost. Dele called me up this morning to say he was on his way to the Airport. His flight is 10 pm tonight but he has decided to wait at the lobby for 14 hours just to save himself the agony of seeing Mary. Is this what you get waiting to marry a virgin he asked rhetorically. What lessons are there to pick from this and what can we tell Dele to console him perhaps he could still change his mind and give Mary a second chance. I am not sure I can handle this alone, some one should please help me fast because my friend is at the Airport lobby crying profusely right now.. PLEASE THIS IS NOT A JOKE. |
Re: Just 4 Days After Wedding He Want Out by enoqueen: 12:52pm On Dec 18, 2014 |
It is well written. |
Re: Just 4 Days After Wedding He Want Out by Tymax(m): 12:59pm On Dec 18, 2014 |
I like your writing style. Keep it up. ...Sad story a player getting played big time. |
Re: Just 4 Days After Wedding He Want Out by Nobody: 1:02pm On Dec 18, 2014 |
Abegi, he shld grow some balls and stop whining. If she told him she was not a virgin and had 5 abortions, would he have been willing to wait till she was ready to have sex again? She lied to him, which is very uncool but then she was probably trying to protect herself from further abortions. She waited for him for five years to propose, he waited for five years to have sex. There is no injured party here...he shld go and work on his marriage...only boys run 1 Like |
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