Christmas Conversations.

Guy: Hello my baby

Lady: Hi

Guy: How is everything?

Guy: Why are you not picking my calls since?

Lady: Am busy

Guy: But you have time to chat.

Lady: Is that a crime?

Guy: Do I know?

Lady: K

Guy: Have I not told you not to use "K" for me again?

Lady: KK

Guy: Are you telling me to keep short?

Lady: :>>>>[no response]

Guy: Well, will you have time to see me?

Lady: Who?

Guy: Me

Lady: I no no oo. because I really busy and rarely have time to go out.

Lady: My battery is now 1%.....about to shutdown pls.(bfor the guy reply)

Guy: Alright then, I'm just thinking of starting my responsibility.

Lady: As in?

Guy: I dont get you. Ur battery must have shut down by now.

Lady: Talk now, what responsibility?

Guy: U know Christmas and New Year is knocking/approaching.

Lady: Yeap, I know dear.(already thinking of cloths and wears)

Guy: Your 1% phone battery?

Lady: I just changed it.

Guy: Without been offline?

Lady: Don't mind me. When and where shall we meet?

Guy: What about my place by evening? in order to discuss how we dey go and meet my parents................


Lady: Mtchewwwwww. Unfortunate being! {offline immediately}