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Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by Nobody: 5:47pm On Dec 18, 2014
RULES OF FOOTBALL WHEN WE WERE
KIDS :
.
1. The fat kid was always the
goalkeeper.
2. The owner of the ball decides
who plays.
3. Penalties awarded only if
injured player curses a lot.
4. The match only ends when
everyone was tired.
5. No matter how many goals you
score, the winner will be
determined by the last team to
score.
6. No referee and lines men. You
could run with the ball even
behind the goal post.
7. If you don't participate in
repairing the ball you were given
a match ban.
8. If you're picked last, you're a
loser.
9. The guy who's never picked
was to fetch the ball from the
tree
when it got stuck,under the car
or tunnel to play in the next
game.
10. When the owner of the ball
gets annoyed, game over.
11. You were allowed to change
a goalkeeper in case of a
penalty.
12. the most skillful player get
automatic selection.
13. You only get substituted
when called at home..
14. 3 corners makes a penalty

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Re: Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by ogoplus: 6:02pm On Dec 18, 2014
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"Team" / "Set" rule:- The losing team/set get replaced by a waiting "Team" / "Set" after the winning team scores the maximun agreed goals
Re: Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by Nobody: 6:29pm On Dec 18, 2014
ogoplus:
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"Team" / "Set" rule:- The losing team/set get replaced by a waiting "Team" / "Set" after the winning team scores the maximun agreed goals

Yah yah yah.... u sef play dat monki-post tinz abi

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