Second Semester Exams For All Departments
Course: Love Mathematics.
Course code: LMS111
All questions carry equal marks.
Time allowed: 2hrs, 30 minutes.

1. If a girl is in love for 3 years and at the end,
the guy breaks up with her, WHAT is the
formula for calculating such love and time
wasted?

2. As a guy, you dated more than 7 chicks at a
time. Using the Almighty Formula, CALCULATE
the expenses and loss in handling all of
them?

3. STATE 5 differences between Orobo (fat)
girls and Lekpa (skinny) girls.

4. With the aid of a labelled diagram, DRAW
and EXPLAIN the term "Ukwu".

(Question 5- For girls only)
5. Using Laws of indices, CALCULATE the
disappearance of your boyfriend whenever
you demand for an iPhone 6.

(Question 6- For boys only.)
6. You send an airtime worth #1500 to your
girlfriend and she sends you a 'Please call me
I Love You' text.
CALCULATE the profit and Loss of the airtime
being sent and use the proportional ratio to
attain the equation.

7. You broke up with your girl because of
Christmas gifts, etc. Using quadratic equation,
CALCULATE how long it'll take you to get her
back in January.

8. As a guy, you are dating other people's
sister, but you don't want any other guy to
date your sister. CALCULATE the percentage of
your foolish and wicked behaviour. (Take pie
=3.14)

9. When you check a Facebook profile, 99%
of guys have single as their marital status
states, and 99.9% of the girls are dating,
engaged, in a relationship or married.
BRIEFLY explain who they are all dating in not
less than two sentences .

N/B- Attempt all question to avoid carry-over!

Emyben, benromeo39, Unibenstudent come and answer

Emyben:
I am poor in Love Mathematics Emperorking20

Number 1 - The Mugu Formula can be applied . But in cases where you cant find the constant, the HeartBreakers Principle is applied

But i sabi number 7, Using the Sweet Apology Formulae, it should take 5minutes

Number 9 - They are dating monkeys

I fit score 30% shaa..lol

Lmao! U tried still na carryover b ds o
70% is pass mark

Emperorking20:


Lmao! U tried still na carryover b ds o
70% is pass mark

Lols, ehe...why u com dey dance cos my team dropped points?

Extrasheet pls

Emyben:


Lols, ehe...why u com dey dance cos my team dropped points?

Shwo I no go happy b4! I'd rather have Man city win d EPL instead of Chelshit now how u see am?

tobechi74:
Extrasheet pls

Lmao! I'm coming. *hands him an extra answer sheet*

Emperorking20:

Shwo I no go happy b4! I'd rather have Man city win d EPL instead of Chelshit now how u see am?

Chaii ...You need one punch to reset your head.hahahaha. We just had a minor setback and we are coming bk stronger
Well, like it or not, ....Woman United wont stop us or will you?

Emyben:


Chaii ...You need one punch to reset your head.hahahaha. We just had a minor setback and we are coming bk stronger
Well, like it or not, ....Woman United wont stop us or will you?

Yeah! "Minor setback" bro however, u do knw its "minor setbacks" like those that cost teams the title?! I'm sure u do!
But wait o.. Why is costa not firing on all cylinders again nw?
I just dy wait make Matic or Fabregas or even hazard get injury
Chai! E go sweet ehn... Sure Utd can't stop u.. U'll b ur own undoing anyway

Hahaha niggas go get carry over tier for this your class oooo......great art of crativity @op

Typing........

Emperorking20:

Yeah! "Minor setback" bro however, u do knw its "minor setbacks" like those that cost teams the title?! I'm sure u do!
But wait o.. Why is costa not firing on all cylinders again nw?
I just dy wait make Matic or Fabregas or even hazard get injury
Chai! E go sweet ehn... Sure Utd can't stop u.. U'll b ur own undoing anyway

Lol..My team's haters plenty oo .Costa has 12 goals in 13 apps. Its an impressve figure and when he doesnt score, the other boys are there to score...lol
Well, your injury prayer no go work

When we win the epl come may, i'm coming to Delta or Benin to celebrate it with ya sorry face hahahahaha

Emyben:


Lol..My team's haters plenty oo .Costa has 12 goals in 13 apps. Its an impressve figure and when he doesnt score, the other boys are there to score...lol
Well, your injury prayer no go work

When we win the epl come may, i'm coming to Delta or Benin to celebrate it with ya sorry face hahahahaha

Lol! May it is then

Nice one op

Emperorking20:
Second Semester Exams For All Departments
Course: Love Mathematics.
Course code: LMS111
All questions carry equal marks.
Time allowed: 2hrs, 30 minutes.

1. If a girl is in love for 3 years and at the end,
the guy breaks up with her, WHAT is the
formula for calculating such love and time
wasted?

2. As a guy, you dated more than 7 chicks at a
time. Using the Almighty Formula, CALCULATE
the expenses and loss in handling all of
them?

3. STATE 5 differences between Orobo (fat)
girls and Lekpa (skinny) girls.

4. With the aid of a labelled diagram, DRAW
and EXPLAIN the term "Ukwu".

(Question 5- For girls only)
5. Using Laws of indices, CALCULATE the
disappearance of your boyfriend whenever
you demand for an iPhone 6.

(Question 6- For boys only.)
6. You send an airtime worth #1500 to your
girlfriend and she sends you a 'Please call me
I Love You' text.
CALCULATE the profit and Loss of the airtime
being sent and use the proportional ratio to
attain the equation.

7. You broke up with your girl because of
Christmas gifts, etc. Using quadratic equation,
CALCULATE how long it'll take you to get her
back in January.

8. As a guy, you are dating other people's
sister, but you don't want any other guy to
date your sister. CALCULATE the percentage of
your foolish and wicked behaviour. (Take pie
=3.14)

9. When you check a Facebook profile, 99%
of guys have single as their marital status
states, and 99.9% of the girls are dating,
engaged, in a relationship or married.
BRIEFLY explain who they are all dating in not
less than two sentences .

N/B- Attempt all question to avoid carry-over!

Emyben, benromeo39, Unibenstudent come and answer

is this an exam question bro?

jboy73:
Typing........

See ds tired guy

Awho:
Hahaha niggas go get carry over tier for this your class oooo......great art of crativity @op

Thanks man! But surely there're a few u can answer nw

ireneony:
Nice one op

Thanks dear! Oya answer..

Unibenstudent:
is this an exam question bro?

Yup it is.. Love mathematics man.. If u no want carryover begin answer.. 70% is pass mark

Emperorking20:

Yup it is.. Love mathematics man.. If u no want carryover begin answer.. 70% is pass mark

anyway my brain is on Christmas mode,so only chicken and turkey and flexing will my brain think about.

Unibenstudent:
anyway my brain is on Christmas mode,so only chicken and turkey and flexing will my brain think about.

Dat one join man!

Emperorking20:
Second Semester Exams For All Departments
Course: Love Mathematics.
Course code: LMS111
All questions carry equal marks.
Time allowed: 2hrs, 30 minutes.

1. If a girl is in love for 3 years and at the end,
the guy breaks up with her, WHAT is the
formula for calculating such love and time
wasted?

2. As a guy, you dated more than 7 chicks at a
time. Using the Almighty Formula, CALCULATE
the expenses and loss in handling all of
them?

3. STATE 5 differences between Orobo (fat)
girls and Lekpa (skinny) girls.

4. With the aid of a labelled diagram, DRAW
and EXPLAIN the term "Ukwu".

(Question 5- For girls only)
5. Using Laws of indices, CALCULATE the
disappearance of your boyfriend whenever
you demand for an iPhone 6.

(Question 6- For boys only.)
6. You send an airtime worth #1500 to your
girlfriend and she sends you a 'Please call me
I Love You' text.
CALCULATE the profit and Loss of the airtime
being sent and use the proportional ratio to
attain the equation.

7. You broke up with your girl because of
Christmas gifts, etc. Using quadratic equation,
CALCULATE how long it'll take you to get her
back in January.

8. As a guy, you are dating other people's
sister, but you don't want any other guy to
date your sister. CALCULATE the percentage of
your foolish and wicked behaviour. (Take pie
=3.14)

9. When you check a Facebook profile, 99%
of guys have single as their marital status
states, and 99.9% of the girls are dating,
engaged, in a relationship or married.
BRIEFLY explain who they are all dating in not
less than two sentences .

N/B- Attempt all question to avoid carry-over!

Emyben, benromeo39, Unibenstudent come and answer

Answers...
1. Money × gifts received /period spent.

2. a² + 2b - c.
Where a = Number of times you shagged.
And b = bragging rights.
While c = cost of maintenance.
So 100² + 14 - 700000 = -50086 (loss)

3. The size of the UKWU differs.
You can eeasily carry lepka for your wedding pics
Orobo has stretch marks.
Lekpa can run for their lives.
Orobo eat more than Lekpa.

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6. Loss = 1500 + 20/1 = 1520
Equation: Airtime sent - airtime used to call back / 1

7. (a + b) (a - b) Where a = plans for Valentine, b = sweet words, gifts, love sms etc.

8. 2πr²/s × 100... 2 × 3.14²/ 50 × 100 = 39%

9. 70% of the girls are dating imaginary facebook boyfriends.

Frankenstein:


Answers...
1. Money × gifts received /period spent.

2. a² + 2b - c.
Where a = Number of times you shagged.
And b = bragging rights.
While c = cost of maintenance.
So 100² + 14 - 700000 = -50086 (loss)

3. The size of the UKWU differs.
You can eeasily carry lepka for your wedding pics
Orobo has stretch marks.
Lekpa can run for their lives.
Orobo eat more than Lekpa.

4. [img][/img]

6. Loss = 1500 + 20/1 = 1520
Equation: Airtime sent - airtime used to call back / 1

7. (a + b) (a - b) Where a = plans for Valentine, b = sweet words, gifts, love sms etc.

8. 2πr²/s × 100... 2 × 3.14²/ 50 × 100 = 39%

9. 70% of the girls are dating imaginary facebook boyfriends.

U sir have gotten an A in this course don't even bother checking ur result.. I like ur answers..

Emperorking20:

U sir have gotten an A in this course don't even bother checking ur result.. I like ur answers..

Trust me bro na extra year your man dey oooo lol

Emperorking20:

Thanks man! But surely there're a few u can answer nw

Awho:
Trust me bro na extra year your man dey oooo lol

Lol! Its okay, u aren't d first person going into christmas with a carryover

Emperorking20:

Lol! Its okay, u aren't d first person going into christmas with a carryover

lol d bat guy