amanikondo:

I thought you were pretending you don't know what Toto is. Can you help smell your Mama Toto and feed me back if it smells rotten?

Tocheagle:
tell ur mama to stop having sex with vultures and owls , she caused ebola, she's the reason for bird flu . Who knows what she'll bring next after she has done it with a lizard .

amanikondo:

This bastard just came back from picking trash. I have been expecting you. We want to Oil your Mama engine for election. How he go be?

Tocheagle:
OUTBREAK WARNING : The federal ministry of health warns that the customers of ya mama's toto are liable to die quick .

amanikondo:


Praise tha Lord. You don come back from prison to do another Holiday? Your Mama ToTo go enter demurrage soon if you are going on like this

Tocheagle:
you re one of the various maggots that crawled out of ur mama's toto . Not even a tank of IZAL can wash that place. Your Mama toto is so offensive, it has become LAWMA project . She dey try o .

amanikondo:


Send me your account so that we can pay to oil your Mama engine for the weekend.

Tocheagle:
pple wey check ya mama toto dey dress like those docs wey dey attend to ebola patient. Dem dey wear 10 gloves b4 dem finger her , so as to avoid leprosy. Chai

amanikondo:


You never go back to prison? He dey happen this weekend oo. Your mama Toto go blow.

Tocheagle:
you dey even reply frm ya mama toto . Its so big even an adult like u with long dada biabia don dey sleep inside. Hmmfff

amanikondo:

You be bastard if you let this weekend pass your mama toto by.

Tocheagle:
ha ha ha the bastard is you. Your mama's toto is the reason for Nigeria's probs . You're a problem to yourself. You dey here dey talk instead of looking for where to buy caustic soda to wash ur mum's leprosy infested toto . U N is about to look into the matter. If your mama go sambisa , even boko haram go die because of the stench . Poor Pig .

amanikondo:


Heard they bought the whole vasiline in the whole neighborhood to oil your mama engine for Valentine. How much your Mama Toto generate this time? Is it enough to pay 1 bedroom rent?

Tocheagle:
only 2 words are used to describe ur mama's toto . BioHazardous & Quarantined . Infact i hear dettol , savlon , izal , purit , and other disinfectant have all come together to see how they can put an end to the viral emissions emanating frm that septic tank of your mother . She is too contagious .

amanikondo:


As the month is coming to an end, how much your mama TOTO realized from her engine wey we oil? Toto oiling accountability is necessary.

Do not wait till we use TOTO METER to measure your Mama area G.

Tocheagle:
i saw you on T.V begging for help, you said you want pple to contribute money, so that you can buy harpic for your mum's toto . Chai i guess customers no dey show again .

amanikondo:


Lame from you ToucH TOTO, We served your Mama Toto over holy communion this weekend.