Award season contenders, they ain't.
Lots of movies fall flat every year,
with some failing to make enough
money to justify their production and
others getting horrible reviews
(which can often cause the crappy box office). This are my worst movies of 2014. Add yours.
1. I, Frankenstein
Not even Aaron Eckhart's abs could save this gothic thriller, which was
released in January (generally known
as the worst time for movies).
2. Vampire Academy
Despite its big fan following, the box
office take and the reviews of this
adaptation were abysmal.
3. Left Behind
Poor Nicolas Cage. This drama only eked out two percent on the
Tomatometer.
4. A Haunted House 2
The scariest thing about this silly
horror spoof is how poorly it was
received.
5. Ride Along
Another movie that proved January is
a cursed time to release a movie.
6. The Legend of Hercules
As we have established, the greatest
abs in all the land cannot save your
movie. Not even Kellan Lutz's.

Ride along??


mine is Annabelle

and every single movie that came out of nollywood!!

Add maleficient to that list. I started yawning half way.

where muniru and ambali
















,

Enoquin:
Add maleficient to that list. I started yawning half way.

Thank u, I found my self sleeping mere watching for just 29min alone.
The movie is boring die.

Half of a yellow sun




I had high expectations of the movie but they just ended badly. No captivating scenes or humour at all. Every thing was just dry



after all the hyping

basille:
Ride along – shallow acting and script.
Amazing Spiderman 2 – Poor humour attempt
Captain America WS – just plain boring.


Though there were a lot of amazing movies this year (Free from epic fails and plot holes)

putting captain America 2 puts your credibility in doubt.

Mine is Saints and Soldiers...

Her! Her! Her! Her! Wasted my MB, wasted my time. Worst movie ever

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INVASION1897
Just thinking about the movie and the money spent on it talkless of the embarrassment it made of our history makes me just wanna Hurt somebody
or beta yet ,go after the director with my grandpops old hunting rifle.





now I don dey vex again.

SAMBARRY:
Half of a yellow sun




I had high expectations of the movie but they just ended badly. No captivating scenes or humour at all. Every thing was just dry



after all the hyping

overhyped movie
not the worst tho

acting was on point.

divergent

Legend of Hercules, Divergent, Amazing Spiderman 2, Transformers 4...


Thankfully I only paid money on Spiderman.

The double

Not just the worst but most stupid movie I've ever watched in my long life

dBard:



overhyped movie
not the worst tho

acting was on point.

acting was just there joor


driving all the way to lekki to watch the movie in genesis deluxe only to be disappointed. Them no try joor.i rate the film 3/10

SAMBARRY:
acting was just there joor


driving all the way to lekki to watch the movie in genesis deluxe only to be disappointed. Them no try joor.i rate the film 3/10

Is the long drive part of the poor rating
abeg 6/10...they tried in a way.




I wonder wat you'll score INVASION1897 if u were to watch it.

dBard:


Is the long drive part of the poor rating
abeg 6/10...they tried in a way.




I wonder wat you'll score INVASION1897 if u were to watch it.

part of it but the film wasn't even captivating

SAMBARRY:
part of it but the film wasn't even captivating

Am guessing you've read the novel..


sorely disappointing in comparison sha, but..

dBard:


Am guessing you've read the novel..


sorely disappointing in comparison sha, but..

they didn't really capture the koko of the novel o jare

SAMBARRY:
they didn't really capture the koko of the novel o jare

ah ah now..
if they had, it would've been rated X, or at least R24.



Novel is just too graphic.

dBard:


ah ah now..
if they had, it would've been rated X, or at least R24.



Novel is just too graphic.

so what are they called motion picture or performing arts or make belief. Isn't it to capture the nitty gritty of everything ni

SAMBARRY:
so what are they called motion picture or performing arts or make belief. Isn't it to capture the nitty gritty of everything ni

yea..but not to unnecessarily offend the sensibilities of people out there.



even the fight scenes in graphic movies like Kill Bill1 had to be toned down.

dBard:



yea..but not to unnecessarily offend the sensibilities of people out there.



even the fight scenes in graphic movies like Kill Bill1 had to be toned down.

bet the book version didn't offend sensibilities? If you want to do film out of a book kuku do everything 100percent and those who don't like it won't like it after all in every movie no matter how perfect it seems you will still see some people criticizing it.abeg jare make una no dey carry hypocrisy enter fim. E no offend sensibilities inside book but it can offend inside film? Really?


So why did they say seeing is believing. They are in the business ofake belief o jare so it's their job to make me believe

SAMBARRY:
bet the book version didn't offend sensibilities? If you want to do film out of a book kuku do everything 100percent and those who don't like it won't like it after all in every movie no matter how perfect it seems you will still see some people criticizing it.abeg jare make una no dey carry hypocrisy enter fim. E no offend sensibilities inside book but it can offend inside film? Really?


So why did they say seeing is believing. They are in the business ofake belief o jare so it's their job to make me believe

U don't want Chimamanda t recover her expenses abi U don't want the producer to get returns shey?? cos d population that should normally see the movie is reduced due to the high age ratings.
Abeg leave d matter.
you've read d book, use ur imagination, afterall,imagination has no restrictions.

Ok oh

dBard:


U don't want Chimamanda t recover her expenses abi U don't want the producer to get returns shey?? cos d population that should normally see the movie is reduced due to the high age ratings.
Abeg leave d matter.
you've read d book, use ur imagination, afterall,imagination has no restrictions.

You guys are forgetting one dumb movie - Lucy, that takes crap to a whole new level.

mine gotta be Annabelle I swear... I nearly wan cry