1.u come out 4rm ur room in d mornin and they ask hav u woken up
Ans: not yet,in 30 mins time
2.u are standin in front of an elevator on d ground floor goin 2 ur office and dey ask,are u goin up
ans:i'm waitin 4 my office to cm down 2 me

3.they c u comin out of d bathroom wet and dey ask, did u jst hv ur bath
ans:no i fell into d toilet bowl..
4.when it's raining and sum1 notice u re goin out and dey ask,are u goin out in this rain
ans:no not dis 1 in d next one

5.ur bf come home wit flowers and u stil ask,are those flowers
ans:no baby,they are carrots
6.u re in a queue at d cinema to buy ticket and a frnd saw u and asked,wat are u doin here
ans:i am here to pay my skul fees...ODE...

7.When dey c u lyin down with ur eyes closed and they still ask,are u sleepin
ans:no am practicin death....*hisses*...

@7. Both the asker and the askee are mad...how can you be asking a person sleeping questions... And how can someone asleep even answer...





infact op you self....

well sha mah nur talk.

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. _/ \_ ĥǻĥǻ ĥǻĥǻ . Good answers. Buh sometimes we ask these "stupid" questions unknowingly. A lot of us has indirectly asked some weird questions. Funny shall

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I used to do number 7 alot, with My coursemates in studio.

Friend :- Michael, You dey sleep?

Me :- No, I dey practice how to die.

We just like to verify the obvious. Op, did you just write that article?:-D

laugh away your sorrows but don't forget to attend landlord meeting sha!

Richiy:
We just like to verify the obvious. Op, did you just write that article?:-D

as in..wat do u mean

3DCYCLOPS:
@7. Both the asker and the askee are mad...how can you be asking a person sleeping questions... And how can someone asleep even answer...





infact op you self....

well sha mah nur talk.

u ve nt fallen asleep yet..u ve closd ur eyes n abt to sleep......lol.hw re dy mad na

Kay

cutieberie1

it's still funny tho I've seen most of em before