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Re: unHOLY MATRIMONY by kenwins(f): 3:07pm On Jan 13, 2015
suxxman:
I don land..... (Parks my Beetle motor 1981 model) cheesy
*Kenwins, Olashas and Standd come out.....*
*Alberto2k and Skimpledawg jump out from the boot* cheesy
*Proceeds to the front seat knocking out everyone in his way.... *
i so in love wit dis serenity...dis arena is lovely...im ryt here====>with u guyz.
Re: unHOLY MATRIMONY by Nobody: 3:12pm On Jan 13, 2015
kenwins:

i so in love wit dis serenity...dis arena is lovely...im ryt here====>with u guyz.

"With me"
Re: unHOLY MATRIMONY by alberto2k(m): 3:18pm On Jan 13, 2015
suxxman:

*Kenwins, Olashas and Standd come out.....*
*Alberto2k and Skimpledawg jump out from the boot* cheesy
*Proceeds to the front seat knocking out everyone in his way.... *

*Steals a bottle Alomo from Suxxman's boot, and Rushes in with 2 bucket of popcorn*
Sees large crowd shocked
*pulls out colt gun, fires one shot in the air, everyone runs out except my GooNz at the VVIP*..

Rushes to take an available VVIP seat

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Re: unHOLY MATRIMONY by Skimpledawg(m): 3:32pm On Jan 13, 2015
suxxman:
I don land..... (Parks my Beetle motor 1981 model) cheesy
*Kenwins, Olashas and Standd come out.....*
*Alberto2k and Skimpledawg jump out from the boot* cheesy
*Proceeds to the front seat knocking out everyone in his way.... *
U dey kolo ai swear grin


*picks eye glass n positions it on my nose, wit a bottle of Pure Heaven n popcorn! Make Psn no near here o....starts reading*

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Re: unHOLY MATRIMONY by kenwins(f): 3:42pm On Jan 13, 2015
suxxman:


"With me"
huh?..let alberto catch u wit him bae oo
Re: unHOLY MATRIMONY by Skimpledawg(m): 3:54pm On Jan 13, 2015
kenwins:

huh?..let alberto catch u wit him bae oo
Dah niqqa is on a long tin ai swear


Miss Candy, hungry for updates don start o! Am liking dz Tade of a guy o
Re: unHOLY MATRIMONY by Nobody: 4:01pm On Jan 13, 2015
kenwins:

huh?..let alberto catch u wit him bae oo

Lolzzzz... Niggi can't do nothing naa
Re: unHOLY MATRIMONY by olashas(f): 4:34pm On Jan 13, 2015
#picks fone n calls on ma gees....suxxman, alberto2k,kenwins,onemansquad,standd(api nu to u too miss! Sowi I dint reply on time..work) n olashas....its gettin hot ova hia guys
grin[/quote]
cool

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Re: unHOLY MATRIMONY by olashas(f): 4:36pm On Jan 13, 2015
suxxman:
I don land..... (Parks my Beetle motor 1981 model) cheesy
*Kenwins, Olashas and Standd come out.....*
*Alberto2k and Skimpledawg jump out from the boot* cheesy
*Proceeds to the front seat knocking out everyone in his way.... *
grin
Re: unHOLY MATRIMONY by Nobody: 5:18pm On Jan 13, 2015
olashas:

grin

Welcome 'Ma Lady'
kiss

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Re: unHOLY MATRIMONY by Queening(f): 5:42pm On Jan 13, 2015
*walks in nd sees people seated* hw dare u guys sit b4 me *brings out my dane gun nd shoots every1 sitting minus d op* op sowie 4 d bloodshed my guy will clear out d corpses *takes my seat on d 1st row*
Re: unHOLY MATRIMONY by alberto2k(m): 6:05pm On Jan 13, 2015
suxxman:


Lolzzzz... Niggi can't do nothing naa

Niggi just arrived, touch my bae one more time and I'll shoot The "man" out of "Suxx" undecided







Just kidding man, touch her hand only, touches on any other side is prohibited grin
Re: unHOLY MATRIMONY by Nobody: 6:35pm On Jan 13, 2015
alberto2k:


Niggi just arrived, touch my bae one more time and I'll shoot The "man" out of "Suxx" undecided







Just kidding man, touch her hand only, touches on any other side is prohibited grin

But the side I want to touch is not just 'Any other side'.... grin

cheesy

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Re: unHOLY MATRIMONY by Onemansquad(m): 7:20pm On Jan 13, 2015
olashas:


#picks fone n calls on ma gees....suxxman, alberto2k,kenwins,onemansquad,standd(api nu to u too miss! Sowi I dint reply on time..work) n olashas....its gettin hot ova hia guys
grin
cool
tanx 4 calin me ma'am i wil cum bk nd read dis story
Re: unHOLY MATRIMONY by Onemansquad(m): 7:20pm On Jan 13, 2015
olashas:


#picks fone n calls on ma gees....suxxman, alberto2k,kenwins,onemansquad,standd(api nu to u too miss! Sowi I dint reply on time..work) n olashas....its gettin hot ova hia guys
grin
cool
tanx 4 calin me ma'am grin grin grin i wil cum bk nd read dis story
Re: unHOLY MATRIMONY by Nobody: 7:27pm On Jan 13, 2015
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Re: unHOLY MATRIMONY by lenmafon: 7:29pm On Jan 13, 2015
candy:
...
...
lenmafon
...
I will update as often as my schedule will permit, by God's grace.

present mummy.u don even enter the 2nd page self. hope am not late? how is hubby and ur 1daful kids and work? following as even before wink
Re: unHOLY MATRIMONY by Nobody: 7:31pm On Jan 13, 2015
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Re: unHOLY MATRIMONY by Nobody: 7:36pm On Jan 13, 2015
lenmafon:


present mummy.u don even enter the 2nd page self. hope am not late? how is hubby and ur 1daful kids and work? following as even before wink
You are not late o, my dear lenmafon. Family and work doing good, all thanks to God. Welcome and grab a seat...I had one reserved for you in front, hope it's still there tongue
Re: unHOLY MATRIMONY by lenmafon: 7:45pm On Jan 13, 2015
oh thanks for reserving a sit for me and also fo the update. and even if the seat has been taken, i will find another or better still bring my kitchen stool an sit at a quiet corner cos thoze guys and gals i saw figthing for seat, i no fit fight them o! smiley
Re: unHOLY MATRIMONY by alberto2k(m): 8:10pm On Jan 13, 2015
suxxman:


But the side I want to touch is not just 'Any other side'.... grin

cheesy



Suxxman... No touch again sef
I dn vex sad
Re: unHOLY MATRIMONY by Nobody: 8:29pm On Jan 13, 2015
alberto2k:




Suxxman... No touch again sef
I dn vex sad

Aah aah, wat apen naa grin
Re: unHOLY MATRIMONY by zyzxx(m): 8:35pm On Jan 13, 2015
toykathy:

no yawa nau, hope u bring chilled chivita come?
no dulling ma'am am all set, pls becareful of any species of tade over here oo

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Re: unHOLY MATRIMONY by zyzxx(m): 8:41pm On Jan 13, 2015
Calmdove:
Candy u too good! Dis tade guy too love money,he fit marry monkey 4 money oo** Following you bumper to bumper.......
came dove, d guy sharp grin
Re: unHOLY MATRIMONY by Nobody: 8:47pm On Jan 13, 2015
zyzxx:
no dulling ma'am am all set, pls becareful of any species of tade over here oo
Tade fit turn bornagain o, tory just dey start.
Re: unHOLY MATRIMONY by zyzxx(m): 8:54pm On Jan 13, 2015
candy:

Tade fit turn bornagain o, tory just dey start.
grin grin I can c dat everything is moving fast,

I'm waiting, if tade bcome born again hmmm,


Welldone ma'am more wisdom
Re: unHOLY MATRIMONY by Nobody: 10:06pm On Jan 13, 2015
hmm...Tade
Re: unHOLY MATRIMONY by Nobody: 11:36pm On Jan 13, 2015
Skimpledawg:
*drives into the Cinema wit full speed.........$comes out and runs to d front row for a seat since Oga D9ty az occupied VVIP seat*.....


#picks fone n calls on ma gees....suxxman, alberto2k,kenwins,onemansquad,standd(api nu to u too miss! Sowi I dint reply on time..work) n olashas....its gettin hot ova hia guys!


Miss Candy, tnx for d mention....ama be wit u till d end! grin

I'm here. Thanks for calling me oh but you guys shouldn't derail this thread. tongue
Nice story... Candy.
Re: unHOLY MATRIMONY by Skimpledawg(m): 12:10am On Jan 14, 2015
standd:


I'm here. Thanks for calling me oh but you guys shouldn't derail this thread. tongue
Nice story... Candy.
Cnt n wnt do that! Miss Candy is my Personal Person cool....Api nu year to u jawe! C wen u dey cm bk from Villa undecided!
Re: unHOLY MATRIMONY by Aliyuozioma(f): 6:36am On Jan 14, 2015
I was here. Following
Re: unHOLY MATRIMONY by kenwins(f): 10:59am On Jan 14, 2015
suxxman:


Aah aah, wat apen naa grin
lol.... Skimple n olash,u and stand den albert n i...case closed!

Merci for the update.
Re: unHOLY MATRIMONY by alberto2k(m): 12:54pm On Jan 14, 2015
[size=25]Where's Suxxman, Dat Olodo boi with coconut head... itz your Bae birthday o grin

Happy Birthday standd!
Have Fun and Do Enjoy your Day bae![/size]

[size=20] cartoon eyes kenwins, Olashas, skimpledawg... Where u guys @?[/size]

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