"BREAKING NEWS"::
APC blames Goodluck Jonathan as
Messi failed to win the Ballon D'or
again.
Buhari: Nigerians must know that
Messi failed because Jonathan is
highly corrupt. I urge Nigerians to
vote for me so that I will kill
corruption.
Tinubu: It is obvious that
Jonathan has failed in every
assessment. Common Ballon Dor
that Messi has been winning,
Jonathan's clueless-ness has
made him to lose.
Amaechi: Only a fool will vote for
Jonathan. His incompetency made
Messi to lose.
Fashola: PDP rigging machine has
rigged Messi out
Rochas: I told you people that PDP
loves injustice.
Oshiomole: PDP has no shame for
rigging Messi out.
Tony Sylva: I will pay anything for
Messi to fight this in court.
John Oyegun: For rigging Messi
out, GEJ must resign.
El-rufai: Jonathan has confirmed
that he is clueless for making
Messi to lose

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