ajumaxbabe:
am fine

just as your fine profile picture..

Sai flow baba!
I tink nah Man made dt statement

cho25bc:

I've replied ur mail.

Campaign don start oh....... No dulling. https://www.nairaland.com/mentions

princesssusan:
Sai flow baba!
I tink nah Man made dt statement

No be by saying sai flow baba oh. Go and campaign for me. https://www.nairaland.com/flow1759

Dear readers,
Campaign for Mr Nairaland has started https://www.nairaland.com/2358230/mr-nairaland-contest-2015-campaign. Inasmuch as i know you all will vote for me, i would love you to campaign for me in other sections that you have fan base.

Abeg una!

This is my campaign slogan: Everybody sai flow!!

Thanks as you help to make this come to actualization.

flow1759:
I need more Volunteers for my campaign team oh.

Time don dey go oh.

Campaign would soon kick off.

I gat win MR Nairaland 2015, But i can't do that without all of you.

Make una come make we discuss how i go take win.

Sai Flow!!

I've sent you a mail. I'll suggest that a thread that will be strictly about u n ur fans shud be created,den we can appeal to d mods 2 help move it 2 fp. Pls reply ASAP.tnx

cho25bc:

I've sent you a mail. I'll suggest that a thread that will be strictly about u n ur fans shud be created,den we can appeal to d mods 2 help move it 2 fp. Pls reply ASAP.tnx

Will the mods allow that?

CC ishilove

flow1759:


Will the mods allow that?

CC ishilove

Well,I didn't know d rules before but now I know.anyway,I can't see ur whatsapp mesgs. I don't know what's going on

flow1759:


No be by saying sai flow baba oh. Go and campaign for me. https://www.nairaland.com/flow1759

How is it done? I tot it‘s jst votn stuff n daz all.
Anyway ansa me jareh

Pls flow,I've sent u mail.I want u to act promptly on it,it is very important. Pls fans and lovers of flow1759,pls go n campaign 4 him o.pls and pls. More campaign team volunteers are also needed,especially graphics designers n IT experts.tnx

princesssusan:

How is it done? I tot it‘s jst votn stuff n daz all.
Anyway ansa me jareh

u vote for the contestant of your choice in a thread that would be opened in the romance section and also on front page.

flow1759:



u vote for the contestant of your choice in a thread that would be opened in the romance section and also on front page.

Okay till then

I'm neither a graphics designer nor an IT pro, but I'll gladly help in anyway possible.


Everybody sai flow!!!

BTW, is it against d rules to campaign via my signature?

eROCK247:
BTW, is it against d rules to campaign via my signature?

No. Pls go and campaign flow on d campaign thread.I'll pm u

cho25bc:

No. Pls go and campaign flow on d campaign thread.I'll pm u

Kindly resend the email to my new address. Had to change the other one cos I lost the password n haven't been able to recover it. I already visited the campaign thread last night. Thanks

frm man wey dey reason to ibo boy wey like yoruba and nw flow and snow, flow i won't lie 2 u av been a silent reader but couldn't help lol, nd i feel if i don't comment its a grievous sin or so i tot, am using this moment 2 commend u on a great work done, as ur funny literature make other ppl happy and increase der life span so shall God give u long lyf also, let's say u will live for 1759 yrs e go do u nw or so i tot, more power to ur elbow and i wish u good luck or lemme sai buhari on ur forthcoming election of mr nairaland #still u flow

highbeetohbadt:
frm man wey dey reason to ibo boy wey like yoruba and nw flow and snow, flow i won't lie 2 u av been a silent reader but couldn't help lol, nd i feel if i don't comment its a grievous sin or so i tot, am using this moment 2 commend u on a great work done, as ur funny literature make other ppl happy and increase der life span so shall God give u long lyf also, let's say u will live for 1759 yrs e go do u nw or so i tot, more power to ur elbow and i wish u good luck or lemme sai buhari on ur forthcoming election of mr nairaland #still u flow

I Thank you all for your support.

About living till am 1759, I no want oh, that one too much oh.

I am sorry i did'nt update yesterday

eROCK247:

Ok.thanx

Kindly resend the email to my new address. Had to change the other one cos I lost the password n haven't been able to recover it. I already visited the campaign thread last night. Thanks

I saw ur post dere.

flow1759:
I need more Volunteers for my campaign team oh.

Time don dey go oh.

Campaign would soon kick off.

I gat win MR Nairaland 2015, But i can't do that without all of you.

Make una come make we discuss how i go take win.

Sai Flow!!

hw will i campaign 4 u?

May 30th.


“mehn Man I go miss you oh!” I actually would miss the “money” part of him; I mean his pocket.


“when we get another holiday I go come!”

“and come with plenty money oh!” I almost said.

“Flow think of that thing wey I tell you oh!”

“I go think of am com give you response!!” I promised.


“No worry if him no think of am! I go help am think of am!” Snow had severally told me to heed to Man’s advise to do drugs and guns.

“see your big head wey you go take think for me!” I cursed Snow.


“wetin I know be say your head big pass my own”

“my head! You wey your head na two of my head” I said.

There was no gainsaying that my head was a hundred times bigger than that of Snow, then why the argument? Our was it because we were drinking Vodka?




“but no vex oh Man! Why we dey drink this early morning!” I needed to know for my kidney’s sake.

“because anytime wey I wan travel I dey like to high well well!” He answered.

“that one no good na” I said, “that one na drinking and driving!”

“Flow!! Which one be drinking and driving again” Snow said, “shey na him be driver?”

“ok oh! Na true oh! But that one no mean say him go dey drink any how na!” The Vodka had stolen my thinking faculty.

“I dey like drink when I dey travel because I no fit use clear eye to see as road far” Man said, “and person go dey sleep-sleep!”

True to it, I was sure I would adopt the “drinking and driving” pattern of traveling when next I travelled.



“Man that day wey you go carry A’shawo you make us fear oh!” I flashed back, “we think say them the A’shawo don kill you for bed”

“Hahahahahahaha! How them go kill me? Abi na me go even kill them” Man said, “as I tell una say I dey go sleep with them the second time, I follow Backyard go stay for junction dey wait for una!”

“hahahahahahahaha! But Man you make Flow fear oh!” Snow said, “Him think say you don die oh!”

“na only me fear? You you no fear?”

“I fear na! but na you fear pass!” Snow said, “sotey tears begin comot for your eyes”

“naso I take love my friend reach na!” I boasted.






We had drank to the point that tears of Vodka gathered in my eyes.

“Flow why you dey cry?” I knew he would ask.

“Snow I no dey cry, water just dey my eyes!” I rubbed it off.





“Man this one wey you wan travel nahim one of our friend Junior dey come back from Lagos!” I Said.

“wetin him go Lagos go do?”

“him go do POP work!” Snow said.

“which one be POP?” Man asked, “Him be Doctor?”

“shey na Doctor dey do POP job?”

“yes na! No be Doctor dey tie person Bandage for Leg?” Man answered, “abi no be POP be that thing wey them dey tie for person leg when the person break leg?”

“Mr man! No be that kin POP, na POP wey them dey put to ceiling!”

“ceiling? Wetin be ceiling?” Like our Man was “highly high!”

“ceiling na! up of house!” Snow said; “up of house!” but he was pointing at his chest, when had his chest become ceiling? Maybe he meant ceiling board, because it was flat.

“you no know ceiling?” Our dear Snow was talking like an Eskimo.




“so when the guy dey come?” Man asked.

“him don dey come” I answered, “him dey road now!”

“mehn I for like to see the guy oh! But my sister say make I meet her for Awka today!” Man said.

“ok! Na that your sister that year?” I remembered her.

“yes na! she go marry this year December!” Man answered.

My crush lost.





“so where una say I go enter motor wey dey go Awka!”

“Ok!! make we enter motor wey dey go Waterlines”



Our position was just a stone throw from Rumuola, so we just walked down.


“Garison! Waterline! Garison Waterlines!” One taxi man shouted.

“How much?” Like I had forgotten the fare.

“Waterlines 50 Naira, Garison 100 Naira!” The driver replied.

“how? Why? Where?” I asked.

“you dey ask me question? You no see say motor no dey?”

“oboy motor dey, you just increase your own price!” I attacked.

“ok na! abi you see all this people wey stand there?” The driver pointed, “them dey wait for motor, them don stand there since morning. Go stand with them, make all of una dey for standing committee!”

“ehhn! We don hear we go join standing committee!” I declared.


“We no dey join any standing committee, make we enter, I go pay!” Man proposed.




Before I could say “Vote flow1759 for Mr Nairaland 2015!!” The taxi was filled.

“oga abeg enter another motor, na me and them this guys dey go!” I was chasing a moving Taxi.

“wey you dey do like woman, how I no go chance you enter!” Like that guy had Lagos origin; he was so swift.


“oga abeg na!” I pleaded.

“oga abeg help am na! him follow them him friends!” The driver stopped and pleaded.

“driver na because of you oh!” The man said, “if no be you, I for no come down for this lazy boy oh!”

“ehn! We don hear! Just come down! na your papa be lazy boy” I nearly said.

A good Samaritan he was indeed. Good Samaritan with very bad breathe!








The journey to Waterlines began.

At first the cab was slow and steady, then it was neck break all of a sudden.

“Driver slow down oooooooooooh!” I yelled, “we no wan die oh!”

“but I no dey drive fast na, na inside hold up we dey na!” The Driver said.

“ehhn even if na hold up, still slow down abeg!” I yelled, “we no wan die oooh!”

“who no wan die?” Man said, “me I wan die oh!”

“you say you wan die?” I was shocked.

“yes oh! In fact I be dead body already!” A b'utt faced guy that sat in between I and Man adjusted in fear.

Man never seizes to scare me. A bloody Babalawo he was. Once a Babalawo! Always a Babalawo!!






The cab was still moving neck break; at least to me even though not to other passengers.

“driver we dey stop for Waterlines oh!! Stop us!!” I said.

“we don pass Waterlines na! Na Garison be this na” He replied.

“no be Waterlines be this so? Driver you drink?” When i and my friends were the s'tunk drunk.

“oga we don pass Waterlines jor!!” The b’utt faced guy couldn’t mind his business, and I guessed his business was packing p’oo because he smelled of p’oo.

“eeeeheneen! I no put your mouth oh!”



All this while Snow was silent at the front, I never knew he caused it all.


“But na this your guy wey dey front nahim tell me say make I dey go say una no dey stop for Waterline, say una dey stop for Garison”


“Snow na wetin you tell am?” I was shocked.

“Me? Tell am?”

“no be you tell me?”

“me? Wetin I tell you be say we wan stop for Garison wey dey for Waterlines!” Snow nailed it.




And we trekked back.

ajumaxbabe:
hw will i campaign 4 u?

Start by changing your signature to words of campaign(that is if you are comfortable with that). Then you post a campaign sentence on every thread you have a lot of fan base. Thank you.


Everybody Sai flow!

Gud work mr flow1759 am a die-hard fan of u...

Rounakid:
Gud work mr flow1759 am a die-hard fan of u...

Thanks for being a die hard fan.

As a die hard fan, I need you to campaign for me to win Mr Nairaland 2015. ejor!!!!

Dear readers,
In this my month of birth, my birthday wish is to win Mr Nairaland 2015.
Abeg make una help me make e happen.

Still I flow

Kindly support our able entertainer, FLOW1759 by voting him for MR NAIRALAND 2015!












EVERYBODY SAI FLOW!!!

Awaiting updates...

Wow!! Finally caught up with you guys. As in eehn,na sin if I no comment, my belly don burst. You're so funny! Keep it up jare

Flow, am ready to support u cos this seem the another way, a token though to compesate u even if you've never been considered as a moderator on nairaland, for years of putting smiles on our faces at no cost,you serve it!!

flow send ur graphics to my mail lemme show dis peeps how to campaign jor queenblessingellah@yahoo.com Still u flow

flow send ur graphics to my mail lemme show dis peeps how to campaign jor

queenblessingellah@yahoo.com

Still u flow

flow1759:
Dear readers,
In this my month of birth, my birthday wish is to win Mr Nairaland 2015.
Abeg make una help me make e happen.

Still I flow

So we are both june borns?