To me, SUCK-SEX is everytin, dats y I dnt joke wit women who like to B ON TOP

The fault in new gadgets are because they are in default settings

The fault in new gadgets are because they are in default settings

No matter how unique a pen is, a male writer can't urinate with it * u dig *

Some of these puns are bed, they are f u c k e d.

It takes PAIN (TONI PAYNE) to make something NICE

LONG DISTANCE Relationship, the kind of relationship that GOES a LONG WAY?

Sometimes i feel my THOUGHTS are easily READ..

The gals be catWALKing around me but the boys be TRIPping

It's gonn' take more than good luck to bring the girls back. AKA

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

He was CUT into pieces right after he was CAUGHT in the dirty act.

Robbers don't steal Rubbers.

George is the judge.
This joke never gets old,as old as it is.
Coach Baker is the baker in this coach
Coach Baker-just like saying coach Wenger
baker-someone who makes cake.
Coach-A vehicle for transport.

To stop Nation from TEARING apart, we need to get the MOLES out of the army. A SNITCH in time saves NONE

Fighting with a BRUCE is death-LEE.

To be PLAIN, I don't fly PLANE

Is George (JUDGE) of the jungle about Jungle JUSTICE?

He failed his exam cos he dint choose A,B or D cos it was BAD to do so, but he chose C cos it means correct but he was wrong

After steling the money, I was given abdominal punishment by mum, she went a long way and I stopped cos i couldnt bear DISTANCE (THIS STANCE)

my vocal CORD Is as stretchy as an electric CORD....

The difference between a teacher and a conductor- the conductor MINDS the TRAIN, the teacher TRAINS the MIND

Remember that wonderful movie where JOHNSON forgave ESIRI? It taught me that its good to tamper JUSTICE with MERCY.

*modified**

Asked my Igbo friend to abbreviate Masters in
Business Administration, but he said no.

Blackeard:
Asked my Igbo friend to abbreviate Masters in
Business Administration, but he said no.

I had to really crack my brain to see the pun in that. nice one..further explanation could have helped your readers.

Masters in Business Administration (MBA)
'Mba' means 'no' in Igbo language..and to think that business management and Igbos are 5 & 6 also makes the pun thick.

This one is M.I's


Life is a shot b^tch... To get 'ahead' u gata stoop low

(Ah head)


He would never let my foot 'slip', he who watches over me those not 'slumber'

(sleep)

Eke40seven:


I had to really crack my brain to see the pun in that. nice one..further explanation could have helped your readers.

Masters in Business Administration (MBA)
'Mba' means 'no' in Igbo language..and to think that business management and Igbos are 5 & 6 also makes the pun thick.

lol tnx. I actually thought it was easy to get so didn't bother explaining.

Eke40seven:


I had to really crack my brain to see the pun in that. nice one..further explanation could have helped your readers.

Masters in Business Administration (MBA)
'Mba' means 'no' in Igbo language..and to think that business management and Igbos are 5 & 6 also makes the pun thick.

I didn't get it till you explained.
Mehn!that pun is the bomb!

Crixina:
I didn't get it till you explained.
Mehn!that pun is the bomb!

The pun is not just a bomb! but a blast!!! I couldn't decode it either (perhaps because I don't understand Igbo Language)

Tony is a big man in a suit of armour....take that away and he'll just be Stark nak.ed.

Sometimes I just Crouch on the floor, Tuck my head in and Lean forward. That's just how I Roll...