Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! - Literature (16) - Nairaland
Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Literature / Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! (152448 Views)
...Puns to get your brain juices flowing........(photos) / Life Is Short (no Pun Intended) - Ebook / Nairaland Book Club For Book Lovers (2) (3) (4)
(1) (2) (3) ... (13) (14) (15) (16) (17) (18) (19) ... (70) (Reply) (Go Down)
| Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Dlizzy(f): 1:16pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
while i was JUGGING i saw mr okoh JOGGING his bottle of beer |
| Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 2:41pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
i tripped on a BROOM and fell, then i realised i was SWEPT OFF MY FEET 4 Likes |
| Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by jcf(m): 4:49pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
Good afternoon y'all. I am a young writer and i would please love if you guys could critique my blog. The url is [url]samuelagbede.[/url]. Thank you very much. Thanks |
| Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by jcf(m): 4:53pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
Okay.. I saw this one somewhere sha  "The fact that your boss' name is Moses does not mean he loves his staff".. 10 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Tuminibody: 10:02pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
The naughty professor told a female student to come to his office for him to adjust his spectacle in order to address her. {adjust his testicles in order to un.dress her} |
| Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 11:46am On Mar 28, 2015 |
I just hope to CURRY him with this food's flavour, though the THYME for that may not be enough. |
| Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 11:49am On Mar 28, 2015 |
The hardworking bees are busy working on the flowers and pollen that's why they never go on LEAVES. **the bees are always busy all year round also in reality they are also never on leaves (the plural of leaf) 3 Likes |
| Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 12:36pm On Mar 28, 2015 |
He is a LOCOMOTIVE Engineer by TRAINING 3 Likes |
| Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 1:18pm On Mar 28, 2015 |
What I have learnt from the word 'unity' is that 'I' need 'U' to survive... 3 Likes |
| Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DrTI(m): 4:21pm On Mar 28, 2015 |
Jack saw Jill bathing her child with purple paint. Jack-Y do u PURPLE HER Jill-Cos when she grows,I want her to be POPULAR |
| Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by davseun2ta(m): 12:07pm On Mar 30, 2015 |
After a taking a bit of the Crab, she was like, this is a piece of crab!!! Gosh... |
| Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by killsmith(f): 1:17pm On Mar 30, 2015 |
To keep Them from arguing, i give them 1 k in the middle of talking..... |
| Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nmeri17: 10:24pm On Mar 31, 2015 |
we're all saddened by buhari's victory but I'm sure our mourning will be over next morning |
| Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 2:21pm On Apr 01, 2015 |
Nmeri17:Cheer up! when your mourning TRANSFORMS in the Morning because of the victory, you will know there is a real CHANGE in your mood. |
| Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by mikeczay: 10:47pm On Apr 01, 2015 |
you guys take good care of puns. i hope you are not punNANIES 3 Likes |
| Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nmeri17: 8:01am On Apr 12, 2015 |
Sis Comfort's face distorted as Too began to come too close for comfort |
| Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Tuminibody: 11:33am On Apr 12, 2015 |
# ForestNews Dear deer dare not the man there he is in dire need of food. |
| Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 8:33pm On Apr 13, 2015 |
Lasgidi conductors be like Buhari, ambode, everybody oya enter with ur CHANGE o! 2 Likes |
| Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 4:07pm On May 31, 2015 |
that girl drank TEA BEFORE so she is PRE-TEA (pretty) 4 Likes |
| Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Creamish(f): 1:34pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
My gurl Rhea wasn't sure she'd fit the role so I had to REASSURE her. |
| Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by pcaliphate(m): 1:55pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
Even if the Oba does not know maths! The Oba is still a Ruler She bought a skirt in a bar! But she went home with a Basket (Bar Skirt) 1 Like |
| Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by losprince(m): 9:47pm On Jun 03, 2015 |
Even if I'm hot, haters will say it's lukewarm |
| Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Tuminibody: 9:16am On Jun 04, 2015 |
Sir Lancelot once had a dream where lots of lance pierced his horse. It was a knight mare. 5 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Penssuwa(m): 4:33pm On Jun 10, 2015 |
You guys are busy f*cking with words, nairaland gath many punsters 3 Likes |
| Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Penssuwa(m): 3:21pm On Jun 15, 2015 |
Baby, distrust and hurt wouldn't exist without u 1 Like |
| Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 9:05am On Jun 21, 2015 |
The prophet immersed their head in the river to save them, I call that BRAINWASHING.... 1 Like |
| Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 11:40am On Jun 21, 2015 |
when she only says she loves you on your PRIVATE JET, just know that is the PLANE truth. 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by okabe(m): 9:47pm On Jun 23, 2015 |
LINUX farted in the APPLE store the other day and
everyone got pissed off. . .Not his fault they didn't
have WINDOWS. 4 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by okabe(m): 12:24pm On Jul 04, 2015 |
Dr PLUTO gave VENUS her colonoscopy. . .if u eva wanna check-up UR ANUS, he's ur guy 1 Like |
| Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 1:35pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
i for say i no get time but my rolex reminds me 1 Like |
| Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by okabe(m): 10:01am On Aug 03, 2015 |
No one can be a STAR, a HERO and a LEGEND at the same time even if you play HARP, that is because they don't have the same ORIJIN. BTW, its just too much for one person to BEER *drink responsibly!* 11 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by topbound2013(m): 9:06pm On Aug 20, 2015 |
EYE can SEA and FILL the river, its breeze SUITS and calms my SOLE. |
(1) (2) (3) ... (13) (14) (15) (16) (17) (18) (19) ... (70) (Reply)
Mr Right / TOLERATED By Toyin Taiwo / Take Me As I Am - A Love Story
(Go Up)
| Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 16 |