My transsexual neighbour is kinda cool tho. All he wants is get high, eat, drink and be Mary.

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I tried to dissuade my boss from asking me to do a complex job on "spreadsheet" that'll last for the next 40days but he said my excuses aren't
"EXCEL-LENT " enuff.

novakane:
I tried to dissuade my boss from asking me to do a complex job on "spreadsheet" that'll last for the next 40days but he said my excuses aren't
"EXCEL-LENT " enuff.

you can do better

Whoever drops the best pun this month will get a gift from me. A belt made from cardboard paper. Lol but that'll be a Waist of paper.

a WORD is enough for the wise, explains why they EXCEL

obasanjo owns a university, does that ring a bell?

who is this one and who made u the superior?...

illicit:

you can do better

Last night, I was drunk and unsteady....so unsteady that I couldn't throw up.

I wish I'd been here earlier, I'd have given Blackeard and Eke47 a run for their money while remaining in one spot.

Blackeard:
Regular Sex will make your day, but anal Sex will make your hole weak

Dope

OneManLegion:
Last night, I was drunk and unsteady....so unsteady that I couldn't throw up.

I wish I'd been here earlier, I'd have given Blackeard and Eke47 a run for their money while remaining in one spot.

lol.

Blackeard:
lol.

I'm such a broke-ass, my ex left me 'cause I never paid her compliments.

Blackeard:
What do u call a flat chested policewoman? A cup

Lmaoo. I don't think they understood this one.

OneManLegion:
Lmaoo. I don't think they understood this one.

shebi we're daft
what's hard to understand

I saw some average guys last night... They were Mean looking

I have never seen so many original puns in one place. Its hard to come by.

Lalasticlala and Seun, I suggest its time this thread is moved to front page, so that more people can read, enjoy, or and contribute to the thread.

Quit my job at the doughnut factory. I was fed up with the hole business.

Painpill:
Lol we should allow gay marriage in Nigeria? Cum on guys!

I wasn't gonna comment on this, Butt Fvck it.

shout out to the suicide bombers. hottest things in town, i mean you guys are the bomb, always dressed to kill

Gays are nothing but a pain in the ass

Borno suicide bombers are famous. They just Blow up

When Moses was Smoking Weed, everyone knew it was Burning Bush.

When Obama became president, he made sure there were no Bush left in the white house

I followed this thread from the beginning, and I must say you lots are dope! Eke40seven Blackeard Novakane Illicit and the rest of you, keep it up. Give us more. I'm loving this.

I'm having ma b'day on a yatch, wanna cruise like me. Mission impossible

I will have to tell you this story in parts, as putting it all together cost me an arm and a leg

I live outside the law so only outlaws can judge me

my ememies are false alarms they really don't mean any harm

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Shawty saw the dicck in flaccid state and was disappointed. I told her it wasn't what she thought.


She found it hard to believe.

I'm so hot, all these sexy ladies are after me but I know their tonto don decay

OMG!!! I'm pissing out water, I ain't well joor