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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by okabe(m): 9:43pm On Jan 06, 2016 |
wen my pastor told me dat Jesus was no chemist yet he turned water in2 wine, I was like "hw come did he now make HYDRO-GIN?" 4 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by okabe(m): 10:05pm On Jan 06, 2016 |
my Lil bro, quincy, was born in a free maternity home, till date I still call him frequency |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 7:48am On Jan 07, 2016 |
sylvalord:How abt this... One whole year of hardcore wordplay aint no wards play, y'all punsters shld give yourselves a break 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 8:02am On Jan 07, 2016 |
Time is a feminist, it waits for no man 3 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 12:05pm On Jan 07, 2016 |
novakane:Now that is what i call a legend(wait for it... Wait for it... Wait for it)dary pun.. You sir are one awesome punster. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 1:50pm On Jan 07, 2016 |
Thnx boss |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by HENSEXIE(f): 11:26pm On Jan 07, 2016 |
Well if dis is A̶̲̥̅ competition between blackbeard aπϑ Eke40seven,I'd say blackbeard is killin it Go blackbeard!go blackbeard.nice 1 Eke |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 10:58am On Jan 10, 2016 |
Not every golfer from france understands English, some of them dont even know what "par is"....... 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 11:09am On Jan 10, 2016 |
Straight outta church!! can u feel the mild heat wave upon your skin? This is definitely a "blessing in the SKIES"...." Happy SUN day" y'all 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 7:17am On Jan 14, 2016 |
HENSEXIE:See how all the sexy mamas and cheer leaders are rallying behind blackeard, thank God its not a competition o... But this novakane guy has taken over o.. I have been busy, but i will be dropping some puns soon. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by HENSEXIE(f): 1:55pm On Jan 14, 2016 |
Lolz,ure nt doin bad urself dear BTW who is dis novaken guy dats tryna outshine U̶̲̥̅̊ guys Oya tek it over Eke40seven: |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 5:56pm On Jan 15, 2016 |
The following conversation ensued between a lady and myself :
Me :helo
Lady: hii
Me: am nova, from nigeria what about you?
Lady : am erica, from Washington dc 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Painpill: 1:15pm On Jan 23, 2016 |
Would have loved to do a chemistry pun, but since the thread has been dry for a while now, I know I wouldn't get a reaction. 5 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 1:16pm On Jan 23, 2016 |
Blackeard:Vegetarians are unreliable, they can "turn down for wort" 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Painpill: 1:22pm On Jan 23, 2016 |
Couldn't run the duolingo app Eke40seven sent me last Sallah, I didn't have enough Ram. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Painpill: 1:29pm On Jan 23, 2016 |
We had a connection at first sight, but when she told me she was from Iraq, Iran. 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Painpill: 1:33pm On Jan 23, 2016 |
I can't hurt you, why do you think I call you my flower? Don't be scared you my boo k? (Bouquet) Was that ok? I'm learning. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by pcaliphate(m): 8:41pm On Jan 23, 2016 |
When my ex cheated on me, I treated her like a paragraph; I gave her space.... 4 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 11:14pm On Jan 23, 2016 |
If u have ever been to a restaurant owned by a judge, u will agree with me that "just ice" is served there 5 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Painpill: 9:16pm On Jan 24, 2016 |
Got high today and kept wondering if Apple's head office have Windows. 4 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Painpill: 9:47pm On Jan 24, 2016 |
Vincent Enyama has been married for 15years. He's a keeper. 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Henovy: 9:57pm On Jan 24, 2016 |
Blackeard:I love this one! May be because I'm a medic! |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 4:14pm On Jan 25, 2016 |
I always wondered how money grew on trees, until I discovered they were sapping it from my bank branch. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Painpill: 8:39pm On Jan 25, 2016 |
Two good friends of mine lost their jobs today. Cracked some jokes to lighten their mood, but none of them worked. 3 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Painpill: 8:44pm On Jan 25, 2016 |
Your girl had 288 boyfriends before you? That's two gross bro. 3 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 9:08pm On Jan 25, 2016 |
novakane:nice one |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 9:08pm On Jan 25, 2016 |
Painpill:nice |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Painpill: 9:13pm On Jan 25, 2016 |
firstEVA: |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 7:43am On Jan 26, 2016 |
D cemetery is fenced off, still many are dying to get in 4 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 8:04am On Jan 26, 2016 |
Lord 4give me, ok this might sound a lil profane .... ... It was a very windy day and jesus went up the mountain to take a leak but everything kept wavering, then he cried out in a loud voice "PISS BE STILL !!! " 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Painpill: 10:42am On Jan 26, 2016 |
I keep hearing this weird human sound whenever I take the shortcut to my girls crib. I'll quit taking that route, must be a psycho path. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Painpill: 8:24pm On Jan 26, 2016 |
I saw a rat with twelve boobs in my kitchen today. Sounds weird, dozentit? 4 Likes |
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