wen my pastor told me dat Jesus was no chemist yet he turned water in2 wine, I was like "hw come did he now make HYDRO-GIN?"

my Lil bro, quincy, was born in a free maternity home, till date I still call him frequency

sylvalord:
One whole year of hardcore puning ain't no child'splay, y'all punstars should give yourselves a break

How abt this... One whole year of hardcore wordplay aint no wards play, y'all punsters shld give yourselves a break

Time is a feminist, it waits for no man

novakane:

How abt this... One whole year of hardcore wordplay aint no wards play, y'all punsters shld give yourselves a break

Now that is what i call a legend(wait for it... Wait for it... Wait for it)dary pun.. You sir are one awesome punster.

Thnx boss

Well if dis is A̶̲̥̅ competition between blackbeard aπϑ Eke40seven,I'd say blackbeard is killin it
Go blackbeard!go blackbeard.nice 1 Eke

Not every golfer from france understands English, some of them dont even know what "par is".......

Straight outta church!! can u feel the mild heat wave upon your skin? This is definitely a "blessing in the SKIES"...." Happy SUN day" y'all

HENSEXIE:
Well if dis is A̶̲̥̅ competition between blackbeard aπϑ Eke40seven,I'd say blackbeard is killin it
Go blackbeard!go blackbeard.nice 1 Eke

See how all the sexy mamas and cheer leaders are rallying behind blackeard, thank God its not a competition o... But this novakane guy has taken over o..
I have been busy, but i will be dropping some puns soon.

Lolz,ure nt doin bad urself dear
BTW who is dis novaken guy dats tryna outshine U̶̲̥̅̊ guys
Oya tek it over

Eke40seven:
See how all the sexy mamas and cheer leaders are rallying behind blackeard, thank God its not a competition o... But this novakane guy has taken over o..
I have been busy, but i will be dropping some puns soon.

The following conversation ensued between a lady and myself : Me :helo Lady: hii Me: am nova, from nigeria what about you? Lady : am erica, from Washington dc

Would have loved to do a chemistry pun, but since the thread has been dry for a while now, I know I wouldn't get a reaction.

Blackeard:
Ok let's take it up a notch. Can someone make a pun with "Turn down for what"?

Vegetarians are unreliable, they can "turn down for wort"

Couldn't run the duolingo app Eke40seven sent me last Sallah, I didn't have enough Ram.

We had a connection at first sight, but when she told me she was from Iraq, Iran.

I can't hurt you, why do you think I call you my flower? Don't be scared you my boo k? (Bouquet)

Was that ok? I'm learning.

When my ex cheated on me, I treated her like a paragraph; I gave her space....

If u have ever been to a restaurant owned by a judge, u will agree with me that "just ice" is served there

Got high today and kept wondering if Apple's head office have Windows.

Vincent Enyama has been married for 15years. He's a keeper.

Blackeard:
The ophthalmologist was called to testify because he was the only eye witness.

I love this one! May be because I'm a medic!

I always wondered how money grew on trees, until I discovered they were sapping it from my bank branch.

Two good friends of mine lost their jobs today. Cracked some jokes to lighten their mood, but none of them worked.

Your girl had 288 boyfriends before you? That's two gross bro.

novakane:
Time is a feminist, it waits for no man

nice one

Painpill:
Vincent Enyama has been married for 15years. He's a keeper.

nice

firstEVA:
nice

D cemetery is fenced off, still many are dying to get in

Lord 4give me, ok this might sound a lil profane .... ... It was a very windy day and jesus went up the mountain to take a leak but everything kept wavering, then he cried out in a loud voice "PISS BE STILL !!! "

I keep hearing this weird human sound whenever I take the shortcut to my girls crib. I'll quit taking that route, must be a psycho path.

I saw a rat with twelve boobs in my kitchen today. Sounds weird, dozentit?