My Doctor told me he wanted stool samples from me.

I better get my shiiit together

Just derived my own formula but my physics teachers disregarded it. To them, it wasn't a New thing (Newton)

manuel80:
Have you ever tried to eat a
clock? It's very time
consuming.

manuel80:
Did you hear about the guy
who got hit in the head with a
can of soda? He was lucky it
was a soft drink.

Good popular puns but acknowledge it when you copy it from somewhere....or at least be creative in rephrasing

Being a celibate means you stay out of sex, you also don't give a FU..CK!

The culinary business is for the swift cos "thyme is of the essence".

We have alot in common with our wall clocks... Whenever we need more food , we go "back for seconds" just
like when they need more battery power, they go "back four seconds"

My tailor is anything but swift

my incompetent tailor made me a dress but it was in poor taste. So in a fit of anger i told him this... U are going to "Rip what u sew"

Painpill:
Applied for a job at an Upholstery company yesterday. The country is crazy man, anything to Cushion the high cost of living.

Just to update the house, I didn't get the job
However I got another in a factory that makes canoe paddles. It pays 1k an Oar.

Painpill:


Just to update the house, I didn't get the job
However I got another in a factory that makes canoe paddles. It pays 1k an Oar.

whatever floats your boat

Blackeard:
whatever floats your boat

I'm hot tempered, don't make me rupture your blood Vessel.

Mehn! I'm so broke now, I can't pay compliments.

I had the time of my life with my friends. We had a mixture of drinks of all sort while eavesdropping on some ladies as they shared their bitter-sweet experiences of men with massive dicks...i must say twas indeed one hell of a "c0ck tale".

Eke40seven:

Good popular puns but acknowledge it when you copy it from somewhere....or at least be creative in rephrasing

OK I'll acknowledge it

I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind. Colin Thomas

What do you do when you are short of words?
Visit Microsoft office.

Novakane be forming street like say him be asphalt

We went to the store to checkout some sneakers and guess what Mike check'd one too.

Hit like if u dig.

illicit:
Novakane be forming street like say him be asphalt

Lol.. Dunno y Illicit is just...... all up in my case. (just-in-case)

A group of law students who successfully completed their professional training course were summoned to meet at a pub,it seems to me like they were being called to bar.

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Pictorial wordplay

P. W

Even with all the money i was still depressed. sometimes money is not enough, there are some holes that can't be filled by dead president

Someday people might wed Lizards in 9ja, if Marry Iguana is ever legalized.

novakane:
Lol.. Dunno y Illicit is just...... all up in my case. (just-in-case)

Lol

What does a man tell his wife when he couldn't get an er.e.ction, sorry dear no hard feelings.

I eat 9 times a day... U can call that 3 square meals

The pilot fondled with her male flight attendant, kissing and giving him the grind of his life. With a heaving voice she said let's go into my "coćk-pit"

Many people experience loss once; and never try a-gain

Since birth has Death be-gun; so Life is shot..