The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

Like a Sister's assistant, I'm second to NUN.

#PDG

i was called to judge a rap batlle amongst some muslim brothers, and before it started i told them i was really strict and i would not -allow a wack bar- (allahu akbar)

he put his Poland in my Holland.

Father Friday Fried Fifty Five Fishes For Fifty four Fathers From France.

If you love pun then you might need to listen to Mode Nine I see him as the King of pun, here are some pun.ch lines he dropped.

"... i make more headlines than corn rows... "

"... They are Bungalow brains with nothing upstairs...."

Those are ones I can remember for now, would keep updating if you like.

Ciao

Eke40seven:
I'm hooked up on the Harry Potter's series because they are spellbinding.

Those who wail wish goodluck on Nigeria

He said he never imagined what his girls bubbies looked like, well, now you have Seen(Sin)

Inalegwu has money he works in the bank but nobody in the family can bank on him

My first ever conciously written pun

I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

Boy: Hey baby you so attractive.
Girl: thank you
Boy: If I swallow magnet will I be attractive?

I am married to Joy's elder sister Love, but I dont still have Joy and love in my house.

remedick:
Father Friday Fried Fifty Five Fishes For Fifty four Fathers From France.

That is Alliteration, not pun.

Sky is my unit and not my limit.

IF YOU SEE A DISS STRESS, WARN A BROTHER

That you are married to PATience doesn't mean you have patieNCE.


Patience without GOODluck sucks. But GoodLUCK would have been better without PATience.

wezzyjasified:
IF YOU SEE A DISS STRESS, WARN A BROTHER

if you see a SEED USE, WARN A BROTHER

They say faith moves mountains, Little wonder we have valleys everywhere.

In more than one way, this life is a family drama.

I had pretend Nairaland is Dollarland In Holland.

A thief behaving like a thief..is a spy.
A spy behaving like a spy is thief.

Like Patrice Evra, all your life you've been left back. I keep moving forward..... Welbeck
Can anyone decode this one?

Three Easiest ways Nigerian Youths make cool cash is to become music stars, football stars, or fraud stars (fraudsters)

Eke40seven:
You think you are good defender
May God have Messi on you.

Nice one lol

Opiletool:
Three Easiest ways Nigerian Youths make cool cash is to become music stars, football stars, or fraud stars (fraudsters)

Man were you born in the toilet? You're full of shitt man (pun intended ).

It takes a mind of steel to mind a stealing mind.

It takes a man of Steel to still a stealing man

Come put your computer on charge to enable you compute how many charges to charge...

I saw a shooting star shoots down the evening sky in one long shot.

Dotwillis1:
I have 6 girl friends and they all broke up with me this year,...now all my hexagon

Nice shitt bro

Heard Sinator Dino threatened to rape Remi Tinubu in the Horror Chambers after the latter called him a Dog. One could only imagine the Animal-sity between those two Legit-haters.

Rap is a game. You can't game it if you ain't game. I'm the man that dictates the game.

I am not as thunk as you drink I am.