Nigerians are very creative; they have the ability to create
funny chat-up lines in a loving way.
You will be surprised at how amusing they can get when
they’re interested in someone and need to initiate a
conversation.
Some could be funny, creative, intriguing or downright
annoying but at this point all they’re thinking about is how to
create a common ground, approach a stranger without getting
embarrassed or rejected.
Here are the top ten Nigerian funniest chat-up lines that will
make you laugh your heart out:
1. “You look familiar, have we met?”
This seems to be the most popular in Nigeria when it comes
to chat-up lines. A guy walks up to you and is like “… Hey. ..
You look familiar, have we met?”. ( And you’re staring blankly
like …” No, I don’t think so” and he goes …”Oh common don’t
tell me you can’t remember me. ..”. So in a bid to defend your
memory, you oblige and chat or you really don’t care and tell
the person off.
2. “Can I follow you home? ‘Cos my parents told me to always
follow my dreams”
When you hear a line like this, you may be too weak to react
cos you’re boiling within with laughter.
All that runs through your mind could be “what the heck is he
(or she as the case may be) thinking?”.
3. “Hey, you are very pretty, you look exactly like my mum”
This sounds awkward because the lady does not know how
the person’s mom look. However, some women may feel
honoured while some maybe like .. ” What? are you alright?
You wish!”
4. “Ooooo Boi! I wish I met you first”
This line is pretty famous in the circles of those who meet
someone they think they like when they’re already in a serious
relationship.
It’s a funny way to break the ice but it works. Sometimes, It
has an uncanny feel to it that can soften the other person’s
disposition towards you.
5. “You’re the only egg in my roll. Without you I’m just a
buns”
Now talk about downright hilarious. Even the meanest or
hardest Nigerian mind will break a smile on hearing this. The
mere thought of the person trying to talk to you being a “buns”
is so funny.
Using this is sure to kick start your much needed chat but
you’ve got to get creative to keep it going.
6. “I’m not a prophet but I can see you and I together”
When you hear such lines, the first thing that comes to mind
will be “hmmmm, the brother’s getting all religious on me” and
as funny as it may sound it, works for some people.
7. “I thought happiness starts with letter H, why does mine
start with U?”
How creative and smooth, when you hear such lines you just
smile because you get carried away by the mind behind those
words.
It’s funny but cute at the same time, words like this can break
any ice cold heart and get a conversation going. Besides, give
the brother some credit for the pun.
8. “Does it Hurt? (What?) Falling from heaven”.
I’ve heard men use this line a lot. Its just a sweet way to tell a
lady that she is an angel.
It’s kind of abstract because it starts with a question – Does
it hurt? It’ll definitely trigger some curiosity in the mind of the
lady because it’s awkward. And the later part – falling from
heaven – creates the opposite reaction because they never
saw it coming.
It’s an old classic pick up line that still works.
9. “Hi I’m kind of lost. please can you help me find my way to
…..?”
I can bet you this line has been in use for decades and till date
it works. It makes you sound vulnerable and in need of help
but the aim is to draw attention and start a conversation. This
kind of pick of line works better in public places.
10. “Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives… He never met
you!”
Talk about religious and funny, this is sure to earn you a smile
from that ‘sister’ that’s got your nerves in a twist and your
mind all tangled up.
This type of lines that have a biblical feel to them are best
tried on religious person with a sense of humour.
When it comes to chat-up or pick-up lines, you’ll hear a lot of
things. However, in the mouth of the right person, a line that
sounds so silly can be said in a way that will charm the other
party and culminate in a lasting relationship – be it platonic or
romantic.
The thing is to adequately access the circumstances and
environment under which you’re meeting as well as the person
in question otherwise the only thing you maybe picking is a
“dirty slap”.
culled from yabaleft blog.

lols....

never did dat ...tho..


its old lines na

he was lyk...wats an angel doing among humans
ur heavens no1 creation...sum dudes sha

Lol

mirexxx:
he was lyk...wats an angel doing among humans
ur heavens no1 creation...sum dudes sha

but seriously u wouldn't deny that Ice breaker striked a spot in ur fragile and mild heart

Sowl:

but seriously u wouldn't deny that I've breaker strikes a spot in ur fragile and mild heart

mirexxx:

Check the re-modified version of the post u quoted.

Pause

Are you an Okro soup cos ur love draws me closer 2 u

My love 4 u is like a dubbed assignment, I just can't explain it.

The girl who received these cheesy lines must have been really pretty..its all one girl in my mind tho.
Those lines are just so..too lame..and fruity..but if the girl was like am thinking(casting spells over them) then anything is allowed..even saying OMG!

yu are d ahh to my shoki

op you tty gidi gan o. these guys eh! their ways dey funny person, some go do these things codedly that you may not even realize it quick.

men getting attracted to women since before the world was created

AfricanApple:
op you tty gidi gan o. these guys eh! their ways dey funny person, some go do these things codedly that you may not even realize it quick.

men getting attracted to women since before the world was created

thats d whole essence dear friend.... for a guy 2sponatneously sweep a lady of her feet b4 she as d time 2get a hold of her senses and her thinking faculty,if the dude is quite a creative and dynamic guy,he wouldnt ve a problem startin up a conversation with wateva calibre of lady he comes across

Funniest is eggroll and buns hahaha

Is more like a pick-up lines not a chat-up lines

Even oyinbo people use it very well.