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10 Funny Wrong Sentences. by Nobody: 6:13pm On Jan 19, 2015
This idea jx came to my mind. Im gonna type 10 wrong sentences ive heard people say!
This is for fun! cheesy

1) Why didnt u told her!

2) you looks resemble

3) i want to be a doctorate degree when i grow up

4) since morning i never ate anything

5) who sended you

6) your eyes de shining bright

7) My teacher doesnt showing me respect

8 ) why doesnt u speak well

9) it is 65mins past 3

10) you are a very stupid

Add urs pls cheesy
Re: 10 Funny Wrong Sentences. by Fabdedon(m): 6:16pm On Jan 19, 2015
.1. Feeling not the breeze
2 .is he going my way?
3. Turn about let me see you..
Re: 10 Funny Wrong Sentences. by Allureoftheseas(m): 6:17pm On Jan 19, 2015
Bitccchhhh plz!!!! Dnt you have something meaningful to do rather than come here and create stupid, pointless topics

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Re: 10 Funny Wrong Sentences. by Nobody: 6:25pm On Jan 19, 2015
Open d windows so dat atmosphere can jump in
Re: 10 Funny Wrong Sentences. by Redoil: 6:39pm On Jan 19, 2015
Mu
Re: 10 Funny Wrong Sentences. by Redoil: 6:40pm On Jan 19, 2015
EroticAngelina:
This idea jx came to my mind. Im gonna type 10 wrong sentences ive heard people say!
This is for fun! cheesy

1) Why didnt u told her!

2) you looks resemble

3) i want to be a doctorate degree when i grow up

4) since morning i never ate anything

5) who sended you

6) your eyes de shining bright

7) My teacher doesnt showing me respect

8 ) why doesnt u speak well

9) it is 65mins past 3

10) you are a very stupid

Add urs pls cheesy
i did'nt did it.
Typical alaba international boys type of spoken englis.
As for me so far i can understand the person who is trying to express him/herself i am ok with that even if it is eroticangelina i wont complain.
Re: 10 Funny Wrong Sentences. by Battery1(m): 6:40pm On Jan 19, 2015
Allureoftheseas:
Bitccchhhh plz!!!! Dnt you have something meaningful to do rather than come here and create stupid, pointless topics
Must u insult her cus she no gree give u yansshh

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Re: 10 Funny Wrong Sentences. by izsmike: 6:45pm On Jan 19, 2015
Arnold schaznigger Don too get parks so tey he doesn't too gym anymore
Re: 10 Funny Wrong Sentences. by Allureoftheseas(m): 6:46pm On Jan 19, 2015
Battery1:

Must u insult her cus she no gree give u yansshh

Is this suppose to be funny?..................... Low life.
Re: 10 Funny Wrong Sentences. by Redoil: 6:47pm On Jan 19, 2015
Allureoftheseas:
Bitccchhhh plz!!!! Dnt you have something meaningful to do rather than come here and create stupid, pointless topics
why na? Please apologise to her b4 she cry to me
Re: 10 Funny Wrong Sentences. by Redoil: 6:49pm On Jan 19, 2015
Allureoftheseas:
Bitccchhhh plz!!!! Dnt you have something meaningful to do rather than come here and create stupid, pointless topics
why na? Please apologise to her b4 she cry to me.
Eroticangelina, though some people dont like you but as for me i love you
Re: 10 Funny Wrong Sentences. by Nobody: 6:50pm On Jan 19, 2015
EroticAngelina:
This idea jx came to my mind. Im gonna type 10 wrong sentences ive heard people say!
This is for fun! cheesy

1) Why didnt u told her!

2) you looks resemble

3) i want to be a doctorate degree when i grow up

4) since morning i never ate anything

5) who sended you

6) your eyes de shining bright

7) My teacher doesnt showing me respect

8 ) why doesnt u speak well

9) it is 65mins past 3

10) you are a very stupid

Add urs pls cheesy
It is either you are jobless, or you are dumb! Either.

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Re: 10 Funny Wrong Sentences. by Slimzjoe(m): 6:50pm On Jan 19, 2015
Allureoftheseas:
Bitccchhhh plz!!!! Dnt you have something meaningful to do rather than come here and create stupid, pointless topics

If Itz Trash, Yhu Walk away...Xept U get something else for Mind grin
Re: 10 Funny Wrong Sentences. by Allureoftheseas(m): 6:52pm On Jan 19, 2015
Redoil:
why na? Please apologise to her b4 she cry to me.
Eroticangelina, though some people dont like you but as for me i love you


See your Goddamn life, fucking pervert!
Re: 10 Funny Wrong Sentences. by Redoil: 7:07pm On Jan 19, 2015
Allureoftheseas:



See your Goddamn life, fucking pervert!
at least i have never hid my love for her which ir gowing day by day.
Re: 10 Funny Wrong Sentences. by Nobody: 7:33pm On Jan 19, 2015
Allureoftheseas..too much! Tone it down...
Battery1:

Must u insult her cus she no gree give u yansshh
kai lol hapened to me..boiling inside but smiling on the outside
Made me want her even more..which made me hate her more..which made me angry more lol..walked away..paid for a bigger nyash lolz
Re: 10 Funny Wrong Sentences. by Allureoftheseas(m): 8:25pm On Jan 19, 2015
justcoolgmt:
Allureoftheseas..too much! Tone it down... kai lol hapened to me..boiling inside but smiling on the outside
Made me want her even more..which made me hate her more..which made me angry more lol..walked away..paid for a bigger nyash lolz

Your case pass me, I reserve my comment.
Re: 10 Funny Wrong Sentences. by franugo(m): 8:34pm On Jan 19, 2015
Sighs!! Though i think the thread is kinda pointless buh dt one no concern me sha, op get her life n i gat mine n we gatta do what we gatta do...that said-
....dem never still finish dt incompleted building?
....why are u pushing us like dt na, are we a childrengrin
....nnamu nwere sentencescheesy


dis is fun sha.cheesy
Re: 10 Funny Wrong Sentences. by ifeegee(f): 8:38am On Jan 20, 2015
English is dynamic and subject to change. As long as you understand,communication has ensued.
Abeg free them!!!
Re: 10 Funny Wrong Sentences. by OneOpinion: 8:56am On Jan 20, 2015
SAI BUHARI

#GMB15

Re: 10 Funny Wrong Sentences. by Abee79(m): 9:29am On Jan 20, 2015
tongue

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Re: 10 Funny Wrong Sentences. by ellahzy(f): 10:50pm On Jan 20, 2015
Cutehector4u:
Open d windows so dat atmosphere can jump in

LOL this one strong oo cheesy
atmosphere? cheesycheesy
Re: 10 Funny Wrong Sentences. by Nobody: 1:32am On Jan 21, 2015
ellahzy:


LOL this one strong oo cheesy
atmosphere? cheesycheesy
haha I guesss am a funny dude grin
Re: 10 Funny Wrong Sentences. by ellahzy(f): 1:57pm On Jan 21, 2015
Cutehector4u:
haha I guesss am a funny dude grin

LOL
Re: 10 Funny Wrong Sentences. by topchi(f): 8:49pm On Jan 21, 2015
I am hearing smell.
how is u?
my names are.....lol
s(he)come and come and bite me(Primary school english).
Re: 10 Funny Wrong Sentences. by bolkay47(m): 9:35pm On Jan 21, 2015
Allureoftheseas:
Bitccchhhh plz!!!! Dnt you have something meaningful to do rather than come here and create stupid, pointless topics
lol

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