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How To Keep The Buttocks Clean. Care Of The Anus. by jboy73: 9:15pm On Jan 22, 2015
Hello, today I will be lecturing you guys how to take proper care of the anus... This post is directed to both the males and females in here.

You see, some people don't actually know the importance of their poo hole, If there was no poo hole, there wouldn't have being anything known as anal sex. Imaging if you poo from your mouth... ( yuck right?)

How to take care of our beloved anus.

1. Remember to clean your anus after a round of poo (defeacation)
You see, allowing dry pieces of poo to gum at the edges of the anus is one bad habit many people exhibit.. This in turn, transform to bad odour with great ooze if not wiped in a long while.

2. Say No to anal penetration.
The ladies think allowing guys to slide their slot in their anus instead of the v.G is one great way to avoid pregnancy during sex, I tell you, this will widen the hole of your anus and might likely make you vulnerable to diseases if you use a public latrine or a non modern toilet.

3. Always change your underwears/boxers.
Most girls can wear one panties for one week... The teenagers practice this act.. Even some guys only have one boxers.. (Shhi). Wearing one boxers/panties expose your beloved anus to disease like crocro and ass_ scratching ( Yea, scratching of the annus regularly is a disease). Try to watch and change your undies regularly.

4. Remember to wash your anuss with soap and clean water when bathing
Yes, this is one rule you must not joke with. Your anus is a precious jewel. Use soap and sponge to brush it when bathing.. This gives you that cool feeling and makes you relax in chair well.

5. Shave them off!
Yes, always shave the hairs in your anus. Some guys allow the hair in their ax to grow even longer than the hair on their head. Shaving of the hairs in your anuss tends to reduce the rate of anall scratching and anall discomfort. Buy good shaves and shave it all off.

Guys, just follow this steps and thank me later...

Of course you can always add yours.

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Re: How To Keep The Buttocks Clean. Care Of The Anus. by DeCritique(m): 9:16pm On Jan 22, 2015
Was expected!!

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Re: How To Keep The Buttocks Clean. Care Of The Anus. by jboy73: 9:19pm On Jan 22, 2015
DeCritique:
Was expected!!

What dude?
Are you booking space?
Thank god you know say this post go hit FP.

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Re: How To Keep The Buttocks Clean. Care Of The Anus. by jamex93(m): 9:25pm On Jan 22, 2015
What are we to do wen we mess??

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Re: How To Keep The Buttocks Clean. Care Of The Anus. by zyzxx(m): 9:26pm On Jan 22, 2015
pure nonsense grin grin

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Re: How To Keep The Buttocks Clean. Care Of The Anus. by alberto2k: 9:27pm On Jan 22, 2015
First it was Pvssy, peniis followed and now its anus, issokay, am expecting a thread for bo0bs to pop up soon angry

*Blame it on poor quality weed* sad

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Re: How To Keep The Buttocks Clean. Care Of The Anus. by Nobody: 9:30pm On Jan 22, 2015
zyzxx:
pure nonsense grin grin
u said my mind..... No need for me to talk again

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Re: How To Keep The Buttocks Clean. Care Of The Anus. by jboy73: 9:31pm On Jan 22, 2015
jamex93:
What are we to do wen we mess??

Put toilet tissue for nose.

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Re: How To Keep The Buttocks Clean. Care Of The Anus. by jboy73: 9:31pm On Jan 22, 2015
zick19:

u said my mind..... No need for me to talk again

See him head.
Re: How To Keep The Buttocks Clean. Care Of The Anus. by Nobody: 9:33pm On Jan 22, 2015
alberto2k:
First it was Pvssy, peniis followed and now its anus, issokay, am expecting a thread for bo0bs to pop up soon angry

*Blame it on poor quality weed* sad
I'm gonna report that to Nairalanders Association Of Weed Smokers(NAOWS) asap..... grin

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Re: How To Keep The Buttocks Clean. Care Of The Anus. by Nobody: 9:39pm On Jan 22, 2015
*** awaits thread on 'HOW TO KEEP THE ARMPIT CLEAN' *** undecided

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Re: How To Keep The Buttocks Clean. Care Of The Anus. by immortalvoices(m): 9:43pm On Jan 22, 2015
Na wao
Re: How To Keep The Buttocks Clean. Care Of The Anus. by Shawl001(m): 9:44pm On Jan 22, 2015
@OP, nice one jare...
Re: How To Keep The Buttocks Clean. Care Of The Anus. by echobee(f): 9:49pm On Jan 22, 2015
*Falls from ewedu tree grin grin grin * nairaland no go kill person grin

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Re: How To Keep The Buttocks Clean. Care Of The Anus. by jamex93(m): 9:51pm On Jan 22, 2015
jboy73:


Put toilet tissue for nose.


lwkmd....

Or better still wash your yarns wit ass sanitizer

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Re: How To Keep The Buttocks Clean. Care Of The Anus. by NickiRoman: 9:54pm On Jan 22, 2015
Hehehehe Not Surprised grin grin

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Re: How To Keep The Buttocks Clean. Care Of The Anus. by jboy73: 9:57pm On Jan 22, 2015
zleemshaddy:
*** awaits thread on 'HOW TO KEEP THE ARMPIT CLEAN' *** undecided

Serious? Should I create a thread on that?
Re: How To Keep The Buttocks Clean. Care Of The Anus. by jboy73: 9:58pm On Jan 22, 2015
Shawl001:
@OP, nice one jare...

You're welcome.
Some people don't just know the merits of their backside.

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Re: How To Keep The Buttocks Clean. Care Of The Anus. by AfricanApple(f): 10:00pm On Jan 22, 2015
this post is particularly for guys

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Re: How To Keep The Buttocks Clean. Care Of The Anus. by Nobody: 10:03pm On Jan 22, 2015
jboy73:


Serious? Should I create a thread on that?

YES can you? cheesy





















































LUBBISH angry

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Re: How To Keep The Buttocks Clean. Care Of The Anus. by Nobody: 10:05pm On Jan 22, 2015
the first paragraph makes me think you're oGAYchee!!is the anusial region for analsex in the first place?I thought it's for blasting out sh!!t

o.k, I don finally read am for number 2

how many guy's yarnshes have you opened to see hairs?are you an American researcher?

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Re: How To Keep The Buttocks Clean. Care Of The Anus. by Iamfrank(m): 10:18pm On Jan 22, 2015
No matter how much u wana kip d y.ansh clean....... It will alwz smell #fact

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Re: How To Keep The Buttocks Clean. Care Of The Anus. by jboy73: 6:56pm On Jan 23, 2015
wow
Re: How To Keep The Buttocks Clean. Care Of The Anus. by jboy73: 6:56pm On Jan 23, 2015
hello guys
Re: How To Keep The Buttocks Clean. Care Of The Anus. by Nobody: 3:13pm On Jan 24, 2015
Lol this is funny, good one op smiley
Re: How To Keep The Buttocks Clean. Care Of The Anus. by jboy73: 6:04pm On Jan 24, 2015
isotonic:
Lol this is funny, good one op smiley

Thank u

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Re: How To Keep The Buttocks Clean. Care Of The Anus. by prettyjo(f): 12:11am On Jan 25, 2015
nice one
no 1&2 though
Re: How To Keep The Buttocks Clean. Care Of The Anus. by chymystique(f): 12:21am On Jan 25, 2015
Some guys allow the hair in their ax to grow even
longer than the hair on their head.

jboy73, this your comment @ bolded no be here o. cheesycheesy. Lol@ numbers 2 and 5 cheesycheesygringrin ... Gays ve their way of maintaining anal hygiene na. cool...


*Posters above me are now forming like say they dont like behind based conjugation lipsrsealed grin grin

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Re: How To Keep The Buttocks Clean. Care Of The Anus. by naijaboiy: 12:27am On Jan 25, 2015
This is really hilarious gringringrin
Re: How To Keep The Buttocks Clean. Care Of The Anus. by naijaboiy: 12:28am On Jan 25, 2015
AfricanApple:
this post is particularly for guys
in what way please?

Girls no get Anus abi undecided

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Re: How To Keep The Buttocks Clean. Care Of The Anus. by valmunich(m): 12:30am On Jan 25, 2015
alberto2k:
First it was Pvssy, peniis followed and now its anus, issokay, am expecting a thread for bo0bs to pop up soon angry

*Blame it on poor quality weed* sad
I think they need ma weed cool

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