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How I Almost Got Married To Biliki. (must Read) by Thinkr(m): 11:24pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
All those men with the policy of "I don't beat women" yall are missing oooh... The sensation you get from slapping a troublesome woman is like that of when you cum, sooo sweet and relaxing to know she's kept quiet. True story Biliky lemme oooo. "Piam piam piam paim piam piam" Biliki I dey warn you o "piam piam piam piam piam" biliki last warning(I was already angry) but for where Biliki no gree "piam piam piam piam piam" na so I land her one Towaaaai for face na so biliki fall for ground oh begin roll. Biliki are you alright? I asked. I begin fear. As I look Biliki left eye don swell sha see gobe. Na so biliki mama carry biliki come my house that moment come meet my papa say I must marry biliki oh. Na so my papa and mama begin beg biliki mama. Biliki mama say no *choi* na so we beg beg beg beg beg sote she kan gree sha. Dem con carry her go clinic the left eye kan dey ok back. But that's 8years ago though Prrrraaaaaise tha Looooorrrd. 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: How I Almost Got Married To Biliki. (must Read) by Baddestguyp(m): 11:29pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
have u taken your pills 3 Likes |
Re: How I Almost Got Married To Biliki. (must Read) by Owliver(m): 11:34pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
Funny |
Re: How I Almost Got Married To Biliki. (must Read) by iceberylin(m): 11:35pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
Baddestguyp:Good question Guy you wicked |
Re: How I Almost Got Married To Biliki. (must Read) by Thinkr(m): 11:38pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
Baddestguyp:ask ur ugly dad. 1 Like |
Re: How I Almost Got Married To Biliki. (must Read) by Enegod(m): 11:43pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
Thinkr:
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Re: How I Almost Got Married To Biliki. (must Read) by boboLIL(m): 11:57pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
Wetin giv yhu mind post dis? Yhu poor for thinkin con finally poor for crackin jokes.... |
Re: How I Almost Got Married To Biliki. (must Read) by mirexxx(f): 12:30am On Jan 25, 2015 |
Re: How I Almost Got Married To Biliki. (must Read) by Nobody: 12:51am On Jan 25, 2015 |
mirexxx: the Op is makin sense in dat ugly write up and all u cud say is dat DIDNT READ IT SHA. Its not fair gurl. |
Re: How I Almost Got Married To Biliki. (must Read) by mirexxx(f): 12:52am On Jan 25, 2015 |
wristwatch:I will read it in d morning.. |
Re: How I Almost Got Married To Biliki. (must Read) by Thinkr(m): 2:30am On Jan 25, 2015 |
boboLIL:and where did I mention that its a joke now It happened 8years ago for real |
Re: How I Almost Got Married To Biliki. (must Read) by Thinkr(m): 2:35am On Jan 25, 2015 |
mirexxx:smh |
Re: How I Almost Got Married To Biliki. (must Read) by valdes00(m): 2:38am On Jan 25, 2015 |
mirexxx:Dats a nice idea cos readin trash lik dis @ dis tym of d night can mak u av a nightmare.... |
Re: How I Almost Got Married To Biliki. (must Read) by mirexxx(f): 2:38am On Jan 25, 2015 |
Thinkr:c'mon i was kidding |
Re: How I Almost Got Married To Biliki. (must Read) by mirexxx(f): 2:41am On Jan 25, 2015 |
valdes00:did u read it? wah was he saying? |
Re: How I Almost Got Married To Biliki. (must Read) by boboLIL(m): 2:42am On Jan 25, 2015 |
Thinkr:no de convince me... Yhu mumu to resn dis kin tin for dis 2015 |
Re: How I Almost Got Married To Biliki. (must Read) by valdes00(m): 2:44am On Jan 25, 2015 |
mirexxx:After supportin ur motion, u realy dnt xpect me to read it also... No 1 liks avin a nightmare... *smiles* |
Re: How I Almost Got Married To Biliki. (must Read) by mirexxx(f): 2:45am On Jan 25, 2015 |
valdes00:lol |
Re: How I Almost Got Married To Biliki. (must Read) by valdes00(m): 2:47am On Jan 25, 2015 |
mirexxx:I guess I wil read it on monday...... Cos 2day is sunday, I dnt read trash on sundays... M suppose 2 kip it holy |
Re: How I Almost Got Married To Biliki. (must Read) by mirexxx(f): 2:50am On Jan 25, 2015 |
valdes00:we'l read it on Monday den |
Re: How I Almost Got Married To Biliki. (must Read) by valdes00(m): 2:57am On Jan 25, 2015 |
mirexxx:Change of mind.... Dnt read it on monday, cos reading trash on mondays can bring bad luck truout d week....try any oda day apart frm sunday n monday... |
Re: How I Almost Got Married To Biliki. (must Read) by mirexxx(f): 3:00am On Jan 25, 2015 |
valdes00:lol Friday den |
Re: How I Almost Got Married To Biliki. (must Read) by valdes00(m): 3:03am On Jan 25, 2015 |
mirexxx:I realy dnt agree on friday also... Cos d week is gettin 2 an end n ending a week with trash is nt advice-able... It tends to spoil ones weekend.. |
Re: How I Almost Got Married To Biliki. (must Read) by mirexxx(f): 3:05am On Jan 25, 2015 |
valdes00:lolz wicked |
Re: How I Almost Got Married To Biliki. (must Read) by valdes00(m): 3:09am On Jan 25, 2015 |
mirexxx:*shrugs shoulder*.... Jus an advice, sis |
Re: How I Almost Got Married To Biliki. (must Read) by mirexxx(f): 3:14am On Jan 25, 2015 |
valdes00:ok bro |
Re: How I Almost Got Married To Biliki. (must Read) by Wisepac: 3:56am On Jan 25, 2015 |
mirexxx:una no dey sleep |
Re: How I Almost Got Married To Biliki. (must Read) by Thinkr(m): 6:50am On Jan 25, 2015 |
boboLIL:K |
Re: How I Almost Got Married To Biliki. (must Read) by passionate88: 7:55am On Jan 25, 2015 |
Thinkr:Halleluyah |
Re: How I Almost Got Married To Biliki. (must Read) by apparentlylaw(m): 9:35am On Jan 25, 2015 |
Stand Up Comedian |
Re: How I Almost Got Married To Biliki. (must Read) by adepiero: 9:43am On Jan 25, 2015 |
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