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How I Almost Got Married To Biliki. (must Read) by Thinkr(m): 11:24pm On Jan 24, 2015
All those men with the policy of "I
don't beat women" yall are missing oooh... The
sensation you get from slapping a troublesome woman is like
that of when you cum, sooo sweet and relaxing
to know she's kept quiet. True story Biliky
lemme oooo. "Piam piam piam paim piam piam"
Biliki I dey warn you o "piam piam piam piam
piam" biliki last warning(I was already angry)
but for where Biliki no gree "piam piam piam
piam piam" na so I land her one Towaaaai for
face na so biliki fall for ground oh begin roll.
Biliki are you alright? I asked. I begin fear. sad As I look
Biliki left eye don swell sha see gobe. Na so
biliki mama carry biliki come my house that
moment come meet my papa say I must marry
biliki oh. Na so my papa and mama begin beg
biliki mama. Biliki mama say no *choi* na so we beg beg beg beg beg sote she kan gree sha. Dem con carry her go clinic the left
eye kan dey ok back. But that's 8years ago
though grin Prrrraaaaaise tha Looooorrrd. grin

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Re: How I Almost Got Married To Biliki. (must Read) by Baddestguyp(m): 11:29pm On Jan 24, 2015
have u taken your pills

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Re: How I Almost Got Married To Biliki. (must Read) by Owliver(m): 11:34pm On Jan 24, 2015
Funny
Re: How I Almost Got Married To Biliki. (must Read) by iceberylin(m): 11:35pm On Jan 24, 2015
Baddestguyp:
have u taken your pills ??*
Good question cheesy cheesy grin
Guy you wicked
Re: How I Almost Got Married To Biliki. (must Read) by Thinkr(m): 11:38pm On Jan 24, 2015
Baddestguyp:
have u taken your pills ??*
ask ur ugly dad.

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Re: How I Almost Got Married To Biliki. (must Read) by Enegod(m): 11:43pm On Jan 24, 2015
Thinkr:
All those men with the policy of "I
don't beat women" yall are missing oooh... The
sensation you get from slapping a troublesome woman is like
that of when you cum, sooo sweet and relaxing
to know she's kept quiet. True story Biliky
lemme oooo. "Piam piam piam paim piam piam"
Biliki I dey warn you o "piam piam piam piam
piam" biliki last warning(I was already angry)
but for where Biliki no gree "piam piam piam
piam piam" na so I land her one Towaaaai for
face na so biliki fall for ground oh begin roll.
Biliki are you alright? I asked. I begin fear. sad As I look
Biliki left eye don swell sha see gobe. Na so
biliki mama carry biliki come my house that
moment come meet my papa say I must marry
biliki oh. Na so my papa and mama begin beg
biliki mama. Biliki mama say no *choi* na so we beg beg beg beg beg sote she kan gree sha. Dem con carry her go clinic the left
eye kan dey ok back. But that's 8years ago
though grin Prrrraaaaaise tha Looooorrrd. grin

Re: How I Almost Got Married To Biliki. (must Read) by boboLIL(m): 11:57pm On Jan 24, 2015
Wetin giv yhu mind post dis? Yhu poor for thinkin con finally poor for crackin jokes....
Re: How I Almost Got Married To Biliki. (must Read) by mirexxx(f): 12:30am On Jan 25, 2015
smiley smiley
Re: How I Almost Got Married To Biliki. (must Read) by Nobody: 12:51am On Jan 25, 2015
mirexxx:
didn't read poo smiley


kidding o smiley

don't climb my head

didn't read it sha wink

the Op is makin sense in dat ugly write up and all u cud say is dat DIDNT READ IT SHA. Its not fair gurl.
Re: How I Almost Got Married To Biliki. (must Read) by mirexxx(f): 12:52am On Jan 25, 2015
wristwatch:


the Op is makin sense in dat ugly write up and all u cud say is dat DIDNT READ IT SHA. Its not fair gurl.
I will read it in d morning..smiley
Re: How I Almost Got Married To Biliki. (must Read) by Thinkr(m): 2:30am On Jan 25, 2015
boboLIL:
Wetin giv yhu mind post dis? Yhu poor for thinkin con finally poor for crackin jokes....
and where did I mention that its a joke now It happened 8years ago for real
Re: How I Almost Got Married To Biliki. (must Read) by Thinkr(m): 2:35am On Jan 25, 2015
mirexxx:
didn't read poo smiley


kidding o smiley

don't climb my head

didn't read it sha wink
smh
Re: How I Almost Got Married To Biliki. (must Read) by valdes00(m): 2:38am On Jan 25, 2015
mirexxx:
I will read it in d morning..smiley
Dats a nice idea cos readin trash lik dis @ dis tym of d night can mak u av a nightmare....
Re: How I Almost Got Married To Biliki. (must Read) by mirexxx(f): 2:38am On Jan 25, 2015
Thinkr:
smh
c'mon i was kidding wink
Re: How I Almost Got Married To Biliki. (must Read) by mirexxx(f): 2:41am On Jan 25, 2015
valdes00:

Dats a nice idea cos readin trash lik dis @ dis tym of d night can mak u av a nightmare....
did u read it? wah was he saying?
Re: How I Almost Got Married To Biliki. (must Read) by boboLIL(m): 2:42am On Jan 25, 2015
Thinkr:
and where did I mention that its a joke now It happened 8years ago for real
no de convince me... Yhu mumu to resn dis kin tin for dis 2015
Re: How I Almost Got Married To Biliki. (must Read) by valdes00(m): 2:44am On Jan 25, 2015
mirexxx:
did u read it? wah was he saying?
After supportin ur motion, u realy dnt xpect me to read it also... No 1 liks avin a nightmare... *smiles*
Re: How I Almost Got Married To Biliki. (must Read) by mirexxx(f): 2:45am On Jan 25, 2015
valdes00:

After supportin ur motion, u realy dnt xpect me to read it also... No 1 liks avin a nightmare... *smiles*
lol smiley
Re: How I Almost Got Married To Biliki. (must Read) by valdes00(m): 2:47am On Jan 25, 2015
mirexxx:
lol smiley
I guess I wil read it on monday...... Cos 2day is sunday, I dnt read trash on sundays... M suppose 2 kip it holy
Re: How I Almost Got Married To Biliki. (must Read) by mirexxx(f): 2:50am On Jan 25, 2015
valdes00:

I guess I wil read it on monday...... Cos 2day is sunday, I dnt read trash on sundays... M suppose 2 kip it holy
we'l read it on Monday den cheesy
Re: How I Almost Got Married To Biliki. (must Read) by valdes00(m): 2:57am On Jan 25, 2015
mirexxx:
we'l read it on Monday den cheesy
Change of mind.... Dnt read it on monday, cos reading trash on mondays can bring bad luck truout d week....try any oda day apart frm sunday n monday...
Re: How I Almost Got Married To Biliki. (must Read) by mirexxx(f): 3:00am On Jan 25, 2015
valdes00:

Change of mind.... Dnt read it on monday, cos reading trash on mondays can bring bad luck truout d week....try any oda day apart frm sunday n monday...
lol Friday den cheesy
Re: How I Almost Got Married To Biliki. (must Read) by valdes00(m): 3:03am On Jan 25, 2015
mirexxx:
lol Friday den cheesy
I realy dnt agree on friday also... Cos d week is gettin 2 an end n ending a week with trash is nt advice-able... It tends to spoil ones weekend..
Re: How I Almost Got Married To Biliki. (must Read) by mirexxx(f): 3:05am On Jan 25, 2015
valdes00:

I realy dnt agree on friday also... Cos d week is gettin 2 an end n ending a week with trash is nt advice-able... It tends to spoil ones weekend..
lolz grin wicked grin
Re: How I Almost Got Married To Biliki. (must Read) by valdes00(m): 3:09am On Jan 25, 2015
mirexxx:
lolz grin wicked grin
*shrugs shoulder*.... Jus an advice, sis
Re: How I Almost Got Married To Biliki. (must Read) by mirexxx(f): 3:14am On Jan 25, 2015
valdes00:

*shrugs shoulder*.... Jus an advice, sis
ok bro cheesy
Re: How I Almost Got Married To Biliki. (must Read) by Wisepac: 3:56am On Jan 25, 2015
mirexxx:
ok bro cheesy
una no dey sleep
Re: How I Almost Got Married To Biliki. (must Read) by Thinkr(m): 6:50am On Jan 25, 2015
boboLIL:
[s]no de convince me... Yhu mumu to resn dis kin tin for dis 2015[/s]
K
Re: How I Almost Got Married To Biliki. (must Read) by passionate88: 7:55am On Jan 25, 2015
Thinkr:
All those men with the policy of "I
don't beat women" yall are missing oooh... The
sensation you get from slapping a troublesome woman is like
that of when you cum, sooo sweet and relaxing
to know she's kept quiet. True story Biliky
lemme oooo. "Piam piam piam paim piam piam"
Biliki I dey warn you o "piam piam piam piam
piam" biliki last warning(I was already angry)
but for where Biliki no gree "piam piam piam
piam piam" na so I land her one Towaaaai for
face na so biliki fall for ground oh begin roll.
Biliki are you alright? I asked. I begin fear. sad As I look
Biliki left eye don swell sha see gobe. Na so
biliki mama carry biliki come my house that
moment come meet my papa say I must marry
biliki oh. Na so my papa and mama begin beg
biliki mama. Biliki mama say no *choi* na so we beg beg beg beg beg sote she kan gree sha. Dem con carry her go clinic the left
eye kan dey ok back. But that's 8years ago
though grin Prrrraaaaaise tha Looooorrrd. grin
Halleluyah
Re: How I Almost Got Married To Biliki. (must Read) by apparentlylaw(m): 9:35am On Jan 25, 2015
Stand Up Comedian
Re: How I Almost Got Married To Biliki. (must Read) by adepiero: 9:43am On Jan 25, 2015
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