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I Thought It Was Real by Sunkyphil(m): 10:26am On Jan 25, 2015
It waz jst yesterday that I decided to go and chill
out in Mr Biggs wen I saw one guy with his babe
enjoying demselves. Not too long, in front of dem
waz de waiter with de bill which waz about 20k.To
my suprise de girl quickly opend her purse brought
out 21k, paid and told de waiter to keep de change.
After de waiter had left, de guy
started asking her baby why didn't u allow me to
take care of de bills.it waz den de girl said somtin
dat impresd me,she actually told de guy dat she'z
not after his money dat de only tin she needs frm
him is his love,care and attention.
it waz den I jst heard a voice ''cut cut cut cut!!!!!!
Dat waz de director and right behind me waz de
camera man. It waz den I said to myself okeyyyyyy
so na movie una dey shoot, no wonder !!!!!!!coz de
last time dis kind tin happen for real life na late
70s during the time of Abacha and Sunny Okosun....hahhahah..Happy sunday....

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Re: I Thought It Was Real by Nobody: 10:31am On Jan 25, 2015
story! very boring!
Re: I Thought It Was Real by Zehner(f): 10:32am On Jan 25, 2015
undecided
Re: I Thought It Was Real by Sunkyphil(m): 10:34am On Jan 25, 2015
Nneka123:
story! very boring!
tongue
Re: I Thought It Was Real by stanisbaratheon: 10:38am On Jan 25, 2015
well done OP. This your story is top notch having a touch of anticlimax. I think that's why all the ladies that commented earlier were not impressed. Thumbs up for you
Re: I Thought It Was Real by Sunkyphil(m): 10:42am On Jan 25, 2015
stanisbaratheon:
well done OP. This your story is top notch having a touch of anticlimax. I think that's why all the ladies that commented earlier were not impressed. Thumbs up for you
no mind dem jare cos its not in their favour cheesy
Re: I Thought It Was Real by stanisbaratheon: 10:44am On Jan 25, 2015
Sunkyphil:
no mind dem jare cos its not in their favour cheesy

na so naw. cheesy
Re: I Thought It Was Real by Maamin(m): 10:48am On Jan 25, 2015
Nneka123:
story! very boring!

Zehner:
undecided

See dem..they dont believe a girl can do that because they are not the type angry

#BadBelleIzAllowed undecided

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Re: I Thought It Was Real by Sunkyphil(m): 10:51am On Jan 25, 2015
stanisbaratheon:


na so naw. cheesy
CUM TO THINK OF IT DATS ACTUALLY D BITTER TRUTH ao many ladies can do dat
Re: I Thought It Was Real by Enegod(m): 10:54am On Jan 25, 2015
undecided
Re: I Thought It Was Real by emperorchedda(m): 10:54am On Jan 25, 2015
Its funny but wasn't well constructed. Forget the girls saying shitt its because the story is against them
Re: I Thought It Was Real by Zehner(f): 10:54am On Jan 25, 2015
Maamin:




See dem..they dont believe a girl can do that because they are not the type angry

#BadBelleIzAllowed undecided
o yes! Iam not the type deal with it! undecided and for the record there are girls who have done more....i don't see what's so 'wowing' in the girls action.
Re: I Thought It Was Real by Nobody: 10:57am On Jan 25, 2015
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Re: I Thought It Was Real by Nobody: 10:57am On Jan 25, 2015
@op why are u so dumbmust u copy everything
Re: I Thought It Was Real by mirexxx(f): 10:57am On Jan 25, 2015
girls don suffer sha
Re: I Thought It Was Real by stanisbaratheon: 11:01am On Jan 25, 2015
Sunkyphil:
CUM TO THINK OF IT DATS ACTUALLY D BITTER TRUTH ao many ladies can do dat


few
Re: I Thought It Was Real by Maamin(m): 11:12am On Jan 25, 2015
Zehner:
o yes! Iam not the type deal with it! undecided and for the record they are girls who have done more....i don't see what's so 'wowing' in the girls action.

This is jet age swirry..i cant deal with you..coz u are not the type mbok! There are girls who have done more but cant be you for the record being that you never plan on having yours' And O yes everything is wowing in the girls action, because is not you tongue
Re: I Thought It Was Real by Zehner(f): 11:16am On Jan 25, 2015
Maamin:


This is jet age swirry..i cant deal with you..coz u are not the type mbok! There are girls who have done more but cant be you for the record being that you never plan on having yours' And O yes everything is wowing in the girls action, because is not you tongue

teapot calling kettle black. tongue
Re: I Thought It Was Real by Maamin(m): 11:25am On Jan 25, 2015
Zehner:

teapot calling kettle black. tongue

Oh dear!..no rub me your mud abeg..the phrase "because is not you" is correct tongue cheesy cheesy
Re: I Thought It Was Real by Zehner(f): 11:28am On Jan 25, 2015
Maamin:


Oh dear!..no rub me your mud abeg..the phrase "because is not you" is correct tongue cheesy cheesy
*smh.....'it's' dear.....i don leave you o! prof
Re: I Thought It Was Real by Nobody: 11:31am On Jan 25, 2015
Nneka123:
story! very boring!
see them..someone like you will eat food and drink of about 40k and still go home with extras..smh
Re: I Thought It Was Real by Zehner(f): 11:32am On Jan 25, 2015
Maamin:


Oh dear!..no rub me your mud abeg..the phrase "because is not you" is correct tongue cheesy cheesy
like seriously *smh
Re: I Thought It Was Real by Maamin(m): 11:43am On Jan 25, 2015
Zehner:
*smh.....'it's' dear.....i don leave you o! prof

Hehehe.."it's" or "is" goes well..depends on the context of phrase, do I need to bring a lexicon again?

No one is perfect babe..i only pointed it out for correction and am not a prof cool
Re: I Thought It Was Real by jrerico1(m): 11:50am On Jan 25, 2015
Lol, the girls just they vex.
Re: I Thought It Was Real by Monicasque(f): 12:04pm On Jan 25, 2015
Hehhehe okay. Nice thread. Lol, so u thot it was real?kkkkk, how did dey let u in the set without u knowing dat dey wer shooting? Were dey nt scared dat if ppl r just walkin in n out wud ruin the shoot?
Re: I Thought It Was Real by niverah(f): 12:18pm On Jan 25, 2015
Naija kwenu...only u ppl can think like this...allowing a guy pay the bill is not wrong at all...it's a gentlemanly gesture...especially on a first date...even if you go out with Rihanna she'll still let you get the bill...please re-reason
Re: I Thought It Was Real by Sunkyphil(m): 12:32pm On Jan 25, 2015
Monicasque:
Hehhehe okay. Nice thread. Lol, so u thot it was real?kkkkk, how did dey let u in the set without u knowing dat dey wer shooting? Were dey nt scared dat if ppl r just walkin in n out wud ruin the shoot?
u suppose don know as nollywood settings dey b nagrin

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Re: I Thought It Was Real by Cruzeiro(m): 12:32pm On Jan 25, 2015
hehe... All des ones jst dey vex... Nice thread albeit some literay ineptitude.
Re: I Thought It Was Real by Monicasque(f): 12:38pm On Jan 25, 2015
Sunkyphil:
u suppose don know as nollywood settings dey b nagrin

lol okay

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