It was just yesterday, i decided to go and chill out in an exclusive lounge. I saw this guy with his sweet looking babe enjoying themselves. Not too long after, in front of them was the waiter with the bill which was about 28k. To my surprise, the girl quickly opened her purse brought out 30k, paid and told the waiter to keep the change (i stared in awe of the girl). After the waiter had left, the guy started asking her "baby why didn't you allow me to take care of the bills"? The girl then said something that impressed me, she actually told the guy that she is not after his money that the only thing she needs from him is his love, care and attention. I was like "OMG! This nigga don hammer. This dude don catch real diamond walahi". I was already getting jealous of the guy and wishing i was this dude when i just heard a voice ''cut! cut!! cut!!! cut!!!! That was the movie director and right behind me was the camera man. It was then I said to myself "okkkkk, so na movie una dey shoot sef, no wonder!! I for say na". Because the last time this kind thing happened for real was in the late 70s during the time of Shagari. Lolzzzz. Nollywood always giving us false hope with women.

But i wonder why the ladies have refused to learn this singular good act from Nollywood. Hmm! God help us with women oo.

Enheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen??
You mean am??
Reallly??
Chai!!






#in fela's voice#
Zombie do sumtin

Guy, be creative! Look for something better to post. This thing na old stuff na! E dor circulate for all the social networks.