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The Most Awkward Moment I've Ever Experienced by Nobody: 5:58pm On Jan 26, 2015 |
Today is a day i can never forget in my life, can you just ask me what happened On my way back from alagbado today, i got to amule where i'm gonna take a bike going to pako and i saw this sexy good looking babe who was about to board a bike also going to pako, this babe carry front and her backside is damn killing, then i decided to board the same bike with her, so i got to the okada man and i told him that i wanna go with him, as i was about to sit first on the bike, the lady tapped me and said i should let her sit in the middle so that i can sit at her back which i agreed to, no so long that the bike took of, we encountered a gallop which made this babe to sit on my joystick, oh my God!!! It wasn't funny at all, if i had known this would happen, i would have worn a pant instead of a boxer, i know the experienced guys knows why the pant is more better than boxer, as i was saying, the lady's ass was still on my joystick and you know what this can cause, i decided to gently shift back and removed my lovely joystick from the bondage it was but to my greatest surprise the lady also shifted to the back also which made her sat on almost the whole of my joystick and this time around, it wasn't east to remove anymore, i stylishly peeped at her face and she was smiling then i knew she was intentionally doing it, then i don't know what to do this time around, i had to take my mind off so that my joystick won't angrily rise, that is when i now started thinking about the preachings of my pastor, for God so good, i was able to control my joystick until i got to my bus stop, then i dropped, paid the okada man and l gave the lady a kind of bad look, but the lady didn't end it there, she also got down from the bike, paid the okada man and started following my way, she then came close to me and the next thing i heard was, "Guy, you carry ooo", i just looked at her, cleaned my face with an handkerchief and walked faster in a way that she couldn't meet me anymore, please if you were in my shoes at that moment, what response will you give the lady 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: The Most Awkward Moment I've Ever Experienced by StPete: 6:01pm On Jan 26, 2015 |
Clap for yasef. But why were u afraid to start a little conversation with her at least? 1 Like |
Re: The Most Awkward Moment I've Ever Experienced by Nobody: 6:08pm On Jan 26, 2015 |
Hahahaha u should have try to chat with her...then u both have a laugh and forget abt ur unfortunate situation |
Re: The Most Awkward Moment I've Ever Experienced by Nobody: 6:10pm On Jan 26, 2015 |
StPete:Bros, when i first saw, i was planning to talk to her but as the thing happen ehn, my mind jez fly comot for my body |
Re: The Most Awkward Moment I've Ever Experienced by Nobody: 6:11pm On Jan 26, 2015 |
why do i think this op is shopping for comment. So here u have it #mycharitycomment |
Re: The Most Awkward Moment I've Ever Experienced by curiouses: 6:15pm On Jan 26, 2015 |
Incongruous post. Didn't you say you board the bike because of the babe? 2 Likes |
Re: The Most Awkward Moment I've Ever Experienced by Nobody: 6:21pm On Jan 26, 2015 |
kallmemrB:Bros, i dey suspect say the girl na witch |
Re: The Most Awkward Moment I've Ever Experienced by Nobody: 6:24pm On Jan 26, 2015 |
Advertico:To hell with your charity comment, i don't care about the amount of comments on my post, i only care about the reasonable comments made by the few |
Re: The Most Awkward Moment I've Ever Experienced by Nobody: 6:28pm On Jan 26, 2015 |
curiouses: Yea, but i wasn't expecting what happened, that's why i decided not to have any talk with the girl again. |
Re: The Most Awkward Moment I've Ever Experienced by Zehner(f): 6:37pm On Jan 26, 2015 |
Athink you see you! You took bike becos of backside, you com see backside now begin run.... , O ti e le! you don jam who pass u today! |
Re: The Most Awkward Moment I've Ever Experienced by Nobody: 7:18pm On Jan 26, 2015 |
Zehner:i swear, i jam person wey pass me indeed. |
Re: The Most Awkward Moment I've Ever Experienced by Zehner(f): 7:20pm On Jan 26, 2015 |
zick19:kikikikikiki......U don jam "Queen of the Coast" :p |
Re: The Most Awkward Moment I've Ever Experienced by Nobody: 7:59pm On Jan 26, 2015 |
What the size of her ass Lemmme compare it with mama ejima own |
Re: The Most Awkward Moment I've Ever Experienced by mirexxx(f): 8:08pm On Jan 26, 2015 |
ok |
Re: The Most Awkward Moment I've Ever Experienced by Nobody: 8:26pm On Jan 26, 2015 |
mirexxx:ehm.. ehm... ehm.... |
Re: The Most Awkward Moment I've Ever Experienced by Nobody: 8:30pm On Jan 26, 2015 |
kevinberry:u knw d types of ass(es) they call APPLEYANSH |
Re: The Most Awkward Moment I've Ever Experienced by Nobody: 8:33pm On Jan 26, 2015 |
Zehner:Lolz...... Na why me sef tear race ooo, my sister |
Re: The Most Awkward Moment I've Ever Experienced by BANGERLEE1(m): 8:40pm On Jan 26, 2015 |
You can lie!!!! |
Re: The Most Awkward Moment I've Ever Experienced by Nobody: 8:44pm On Jan 26, 2015 |
zick19:CHISOS Adonbilivit You mean it like mama p my sugar mummy own Guy you f**k up ooo Na to just escort her go your room sharrp sharrp |
Re: The Most Awkward Moment I've Ever Experienced by japhmanuel: 9:03pm On Jan 26, 2015 |
zick19:guy u don fall hand,see free yansh nd toto....dis kind tin no dey appn fr ma syd o 1 Like |
Re: The Most Awkward Moment I've Ever Experienced by Nobody: 9:13pm On Jan 26, 2015 |
zick19:wow, this post is anything bt reasonable |
Re: The Most Awkward Moment I've Ever Experienced by Nobody: 9:33pm On Jan 26, 2015 |
kevinberry:Bros, i swear no be my fault, na fear catch me.... U sabi say i still dey learn frm u na, u neva teach me reach that extent |
Re: The Most Awkward Moment I've Ever Experienced by Nobody: 9:35pm On Jan 26, 2015 |
japhmanuel:bros, u sabi say u na pro bt na mouth me jez get, if babe open for me, na cry i go jez dey cry |
Re: The Most Awkward Moment I've Ever Experienced by mirexxx(f): 9:54pm On Jan 26, 2015 |
zick19:av got my eyes on you o lolz |
Re: The Most Awkward Moment I've Ever Experienced by Nobody: 9:58pm On Jan 26, 2015 |
zick19:lol |
Re: The Most Awkward Moment I've Ever Experienced by Nobody: 10:07pm On Jan 26, 2015 |
Dis guy no resemble me atall, today wud av been awesome 1 for ya Kudos to u, she fit b maami water shaaa |
Re: The Most Awkward Moment I've Ever Experienced by Nobody: 10:14pm On Jan 26, 2015 |
mirexxx: I know u re d one dat will change me.... Jez try and undastnd my feelings for u |
Re: The Most Awkward Moment I've Ever Experienced by Nobody: 10:20pm On Jan 26, 2015 |
malonephills:bros, she be maami water for sure..... If u see as she take yellow sef, u fit see ursef for her body.... #exaggeration |
Re: The Most Awkward Moment I've Ever Experienced by mirexxx(f): 10:23pm On Jan 26, 2015 |
zick19:hmmmm OK dear |
Re: The Most Awkward Moment I've Ever Experienced by Nobody: 10:25pm On Jan 26, 2015 |
mirexxx:So, av u done d addin on fb? |
Re: The Most Awkward Moment I've Ever Experienced by Nobody: 10:28pm On Jan 26, 2015 |
zick19:na God save thooo! |
Re: The Most Awkward Moment I've Ever Experienced by mirexxx(f): 10:33pm On Jan 26, 2015 |
zick19:nope |
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