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Re: The Broom Or The Vacuum Cleaner? by jidoex66(m): 2:16pm On Jan 29, 2015
berem:
Robot Mugabe,if I give you konk eh.... So you don't have a broom in your house?

Oponu rada rada! grin grin
Which one be robot mugabe, i no fit laugh oooo... no vex cos ur konk can be so heavy grin grin

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Re: The Broom Or The Vacuum Cleaner? by buoye1(m): 2:16pm On Jan 29, 2015
Reno.....Omo KIRIKIRI
Re: The Broom Or The Vacuum Cleaner? by Bsmartt(m): 2:18pm On Jan 29, 2015
Ask him if vaccum cleaner is biodegradable and affordable. This truly shows who our able president is working with.
Re: The Broom Or The Vacuum Cleaner? by sleeky8(m): 2:18pm On Jan 29, 2015
berem:
Where is the light to power the vacuum cleaner? There is no home in Nigeria you will enter without finding a broom no matter how rich you are because it is an essential commodity to use for sweeping the house clean.

We need brooms to sweep out corruption and not Vacuum cleaner.

It is brooms all the way!!

Sai Buhari!


Front page please!

Jonathan has totally lost it!

Babe is it today you know jonathan has lost it?

We are waiting and counting down to Febuhari, when the otuoke man can go home. #saibuhari
Re: The Broom Or The Vacuum Cleaner? by anonimi: 2:20pm On Jan 29, 2015
tola9ja:
EKITI KETE ooooooooooo

NIGERIANSSSSSS

See What Thugs Did To Student Who Endorsed Buhari
OMG! A student leader, Tosin Ogunkuade, who participated in
the campaign rally of the party’s presidential candidate, Maj.
Gen. Muhammadu Buhari, in Ekiti state on Saturday

vote gej out of aso rock

nigerians no1 thug governor ibanuje fayose


To replace him with the old pensioner of the Association of Pretending Crooks, APC who have violence as an integral part of their DNA


Bloodbath at Ibadan APC rally
22.Nov.2014




THE peaceful atmosphere in Ibadan, Oyo State capital, was shattered on Friday as hoodlums believed to be political thugs unleashed mayhem on the city and proceeded to engage the police in a shootout. shocked

In the ensuing melee, an Inspector of Police was shot dead with many others, including an acting Divisional Police Officer, (DPO) and a Divisional Traffic Officer (DTO), receiving gunshot wounds. shocked They are currently in critical conditions while the police last night declared that it had drawn the battle line with politicians and their thugs.

There were conflicting reports on the cause of the mayhem but a Police source informed Saturday Tribune that hoodlums, who attended a final day ‘Meet the People Tour’ undertaken by Governor Abiola Ajimobi of Oyo State, held at Oke Ado office of the All Progressives Congress (APC) governor in the heart of Ibadan, stirred the uprising.

“Policemen from Iyaganku division were called to maintain peace and orderliness at the rally and on sensing a brewing crisis between a man dressed in APC uniform and a commercial motorcyclist, our men moved to know what was happening,” said the source.

‘The cyclist said he was asked by the man to take him to a destination but he refused because he was not interested in carrying any passenger dressed in political party’s uniform.

“At that point, we reasoned with the cyclist and advised the man to wait for another rider who might not mind carrying him even in his party’s vest.’’

The source explained further that the man insisted that the cyclist must carry him and as the exchanges hot up, a gang came around to further disturb the peace and one of them punched a policeman in the face.

At this point, the source said, the policemen arrested a couple of the thugs and called the acting Divisional Police Officer in Iyaganku who advised that the situation be brought under control pending her arrival to the scene.

“When she (acting DPO) arrived, she had discussions with APC chieftains who pleaded for the understanding of the policemen as in an event of such magnitude, miscreants, parading as partymen, could hijack the situation and terrorise the people.

“However, as the discussion was ongoing, some people believed to be APC loyalists demanded that two of those arrested by the police be released immediately. shocked

“To our surprise, we saw another group of hoodlums who were protesting the arrest made by the police, and were shooting sporadically letting loose hell on everybody. Some of our men had to ferry the acting DPO to safety in a neaby filling station.

“In the crossfire, one of our men, an inspector, was shot in the head. He died on the spot, The acting DPO sustained gunshot injuries, while the Divisional Traffic Officer was not spared. In fact, as of now, nobody can say actually how many policemen and innocent people were injured,” the police source said.

The Police Inspector was confirmed dead at the emergency unit of a hospital located at Oke Padre area of Ibadan while the DPO and the DTO are receiving treatment at the University College Hospital (UCH), Ibadan.

Meanwhile, the crisis extended to other parts of Ibadan, making areas in South Eastern part of the city, namely Idi Arere and Born Foto, deserted as residents fled when political thugs engaged one another in bloody clashes.

Soon after, it was learnt, the fracas extended to Iyana Lodge and Popoyemoja areas of the city.

Saturday Tribune gathered that a masquerader in Born Foto area, led an army of thugs to engage rival gangs in a clash that left many injured.

Police Public Relations Officer of the state’s Police Command, Superintendent of Police, Bisi Okuwobi-Ilobanafor reacted in a statement that the command would wage a ruthless war on political thugs as a total of 18 people had been arrested in connection with the fracas and would be charged to court.

“The Oyo State Police Command is deeply miffed by the gruesome, unwarranted and unprovoked murder of an Inspector of Police by political thugs during a political rally in Oke Ado area of Ibadan, today, November 21, 2014,’ Okuwobi-Ilobanfor said in the statement made available to Saturday Tribune.

“The Commissioner of Police, CP Kola Sodipo, hereby warns politicians and supporters in unequivocal terms that the battle line has been drawn between the command and anyone out to perpetrate criminality,” the statement added.

Reacting, the APC, Oyo State chapter, believed the mayhem was mastermided by opposition party thugs who infiltrated the party’s rank by wearing its vests.

Publicity Secretary of the party in the state, Wale Shadare, blamed the opposition for scheming the mayhem to embarrass Governor Abiola Ajimobi and give an unhappy ending to his tour.

“Why did it happen on the last day of the tour? Why did they choose the governor’s local government area to inflict the mayhem? The opposition parties embarked on the violence to embarrass the governor and take the shine off the successful tour,” Shadare said in a statement made available to Saturday Tribune.

From: http://www.tribune.com.ng/news/top-stories/item/22252-bloodbath-at-ibadan-apc-rally/22252-bloodbath-at-ibadan-apc-rally?tmpl=component




Vote wisely!!!
Re: The Broom Or The Vacuum Cleaner? by timnarogcy1(f): 2:21pm On Jan 29, 2015
By Timnarogcy

Hahahahahahahahahhaa! LWKMD!!!! Digital n analouge indeed! This politicians will not kill us in this country! Long live Nigeria my Blessed Gods given country.

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Re: The Broom Or The Vacuum Cleaner? by CaptainAmerica1: 2:23pm On Jan 29, 2015
[size=15pt]Someone remind the the logo of PDP. Common simple comparison, the man no sabi[/size]

[size=13pt]Anyway[/size]

PDP grin grin
[img]https://www.lameadventures.files./2010/08/umbrella.jpg[/img]

Re: The Broom Or The Vacuum Cleaner? by Sajio(m): 2:25pm On Jan 29, 2015
Jokay07:
Big time idiot. Both the master and the slave. No wonder why Jonathan wants to use technology to fight corruption. Can't you see that this man is a clueless clown
... just as your buhari wants to stabilise oil price lolololllolol

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Re: The Broom Or The Vacuum Cleaner? by Fawklicant: 2:26pm On Jan 29, 2015
Very good write up, unfortunately many fail to see the point.

In with the new, out with the old!!!

Good luck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan till 2019!!!

SAI Jona!

SAI JONA!!

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Re: The Broom Or The Vacuum Cleaner? by xcolanto(m): 2:27pm On Jan 29, 2015
Spot on Reno! Ancient people's congress (APC) is a no no in this digital and jet age. The broom is for the village! We live in a modern society where vacuum's are the order of the day cool

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Re: The Broom Or The Vacuum Cleaner? by thaoriginator: 2:27pm On Jan 29, 2015
How mumuish can this PDP cockroaches get? Just when you tot they've learn t their lesson they'll just surprise you with another gibberish..
Re: The Broom Or The Vacuum Cleaner? by stepone(m): 2:32pm On Jan 29, 2015
Let him tell us how he intend to use a vacuum cleaner without electricity. cryLet him tell us how he intend to use a vacuum cleaner without electricity.
Re: The Broom Or The Vacuum Cleaner? by Jokay07(m): 2:35pm On Jan 29, 2015
Sajio:
... just as your buhari wants to stabilise oil price lolololllolol
speaking against your clueless pay master doesn't make me a supporter of Apc. Is it not stupidly funny for a president to be making a proposal to use technology to fight corruption. My sister was just laughing and rolling on the floor when she read the news. Honestly, Jonathan is not only clueless but ignorant of the real facts
Re: The Broom Or The Vacuum Cleaner? by rman: 2:35pm On Jan 29, 2015
Is the Vacuum cleaner now PDP's logo?

The appropriate write up should have been '' The Umbrella or the Broom''
Re: The Broom Or The Vacuum Cleaner? by usmanhabu8(m): 2:36pm On Jan 29, 2015
gej could use vacuum cleaner in his first 6 years in office instead
Re: The Broom Or The Vacuum Cleaner? by adanny01(m): 2:36pm On Jan 29, 2015
[quote author=KevD123 post=30240282][/quote]

Lies from the pit of hell. If the Vacuum cleaner was better, have they used it in the past 5 years? They effectively stopped sweeping the corridors of government house where weeds, rats and other rodents have made a home. That simple old skool broom will bring back sanity in the government house. What use is of a vacuum cleaner to a person when that person does not clean his house with a simple broom and that he expects me to believe he will get a vacuum cleaner.

They should not forget that a land mower is better than a cutlass but there are weeds that are tougher than the mower.
Re: The Broom Or The Vacuum Cleaner? by babyhrt(m): 2:37pm On Jan 29, 2015
wether we like it or not...sm very crucial points hav been raised n must b discussed on their merit.
dismissing them with a wave of d hand wud amount to hypocrisy.

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Re: The Broom Or The Vacuum Cleaner? by HopeAlive14(m): 2:41pm On Jan 29, 2015
While much of what he wrote about President Jonathan's effort to prevent corruption is commendable and encouraging, the truth remains that in our Nigeria of today, not many people can afford vacuum cleaners; and those who do have one may not have electricity to operate them.

The President should focus on improving electricity supply to Nigerians when re-elected.

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Re: The Broom Or The Vacuum Cleaner? by akpet2: 2:42pm On Jan 29, 2015
berem:
Where is the light to power the vacuum cleaner? There is no home in Nigeria you will enter without finding a broom no matter how rich you are because it is an essential commodity to use for sweeping the house clean.

We need brooms to sweep out corruption and not Vacuum cleaner.

It is brooms all the way!!

Sai Buhari!


Front page please!

Jonathan has totally lost it!


Dont mind them my guy,the 2 na to clean pdp comot for naija...
Sai Buhari

Re: The Broom Or The Vacuum Cleaner? by Gejout: 2:45pm On Jan 29, 2015
So they have to use a broom to campaign against APC again? They are so daft that they do not know the broom is simply a symbol?
Re: The Broom Or The Vacuum Cleaner? by ba7man(m): 2:46pm On Jan 29, 2015
Sweetlemon:


I love smart people. kiss
*Blushing* smiley
Re: The Broom Or The Vacuum Cleaner? by samplegirl(f): 2:50pm On Jan 29, 2015
omenka:
This dude has gone senile!! Lmao! So it has come down to what a mere party symbol has to do with development!

Besides, if we are to follow his line of thought, yes I would go with the broom. The vacuum cleaner has a huge disadvantage when it come to getting rid of big particles of dirts like stones, leaves and stems, but is only effective when dealing with particles of dust and sand, which are the only sizes of particles PDP has been able to get rid of under Jonathan (recall all the small time yahoo boys that have been the preocupation of EFCC under Jonathan grin)!! The Broom can be used to sweep them big dirts away. Such big dirts like Jonathan, Ananih, Sambo, Muazu, NOI, Alison Madueke, Okupe, Abati, Fayose, Asari, Tompolo, Clerk, and Reno himself can only be swept by the broom!


By the way,
I wonder what he would ask Apuga. grin

And again, is the vacuum cleaner the symbol of PDP?? cheesy


Your IQ is low if not you will understand. This is not a kindergarten classroom.

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Re: The Broom Or The Vacuum Cleaner? by fanex: 2:53pm On Jan 29, 2015
keep protecting your daily bread brother. [quote author=KevD123 post=30240282][/quote]
Re: The Broom Or The Vacuum Cleaner? by stan241(m): 2:56pm On Jan 29, 2015
Forget all the e-bashing and name calling o...if only the present govt had provided just ELECTRICITY to Nigerians I'm positive this coming election would have been a walk over and reno used a very archaic analogy

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Re: The Broom Or The Vacuum Cleaner? by rabimlomo: 3:09pm On Jan 29, 2015
lilprinze:
This is the 21th century we need young creative and vibrant minds like GEJ to move this country forward not old cargoes who are not creative but claiming they can change Nigeria, when they lack the skills to change Nigeria.

You are correct until the bolded. I mean seriously, what creativity has gej and his team brought to governance for the past 5 years plus? Abeg talk anoda tin.
Re: The Broom Or The Vacuum Cleaner? by loifez(f): 3:18pm On Jan 29, 2015
omenka:
This dude has gone senile!! Lmao! So it has come down to what a mere party symbol has to do with development!

Besides, if we are to follow his line of thought, yes I would go with the broom. The vacuum cleaner has a huge disadvantage when it come to getting rid of big particles of dirts like stones, leaves and stems, but is only effective when dealing with particles of dust and sand, which are the only sizes of particles PDP has been able to get rid of under Jonathan (recall all the small time yahoo boys that have been the preocupation of EFCC under Jonathan grin)!! The Broom can be used to sweep them big dirts away. Such big dirts like Jonathan, Ananih, Sambo, Muazu, NOI, Alison Madueke, Okupe, Abati, Fayose, Asari, Tompolo, Clerk, and Reno himself can only be swept by the broom!


By the way,
I wonder what he would ask Apuga. grin

And again, is the vacuum cleaner the symbol of PDP?? cheesy


You should have included that there will be no PHCN to power the vacuum cleaner so the broom is just so fine!
Re: The Broom Or The Vacuum Cleaner? by jeo4u(m): 3:22pm On Jan 29, 2015
I would have vote APC but for Buhari. For God's sake what did that man forget in Aso Rock? The likes of Fashola would have been ok for us. Anyway Gej till Apc find a better candidate

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Re: The Broom Or The Vacuum Cleaner? by Ishilove: 3:23pm On Jan 29, 2015
Story. No light sef to power the vacuum cleaner. Smh

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Re: The Broom Or The Vacuum Cleaner? by dre11(m): 3:25pm On Jan 29, 2015
PDP have finally lost it









Is this the ISSUE BASED CAMPAIGN they promised we the populace
Now talking about broom and vacuum cleaner
Re: The Broom Or The Vacuum Cleaner? by freecocoa(f): 3:26pm On Jan 29, 2015
Niggah was on to something but lost it along the way, the corruption in our system, can't be dealt with via, 'vacuuming', I don't support buhari nor gej, they've both tried and failed, let someone else try.

Is Buhari and Gej, the only candidates for presidency? Seriously, the problem with this country, is not just the leaders, we should ask ourselves questions.
Re: The Broom Or The Vacuum Cleaner? by dre11(m): 3:27pm On Jan 29, 2015
jeo4u:
I would have vote APC but for Buhari. For God's sake what did that man forget in Aso Rock? The likes of Fashola would have been ok for us. Anyway Gej till Apc find a better candidate


GMB does not need your vote








Because it inconsequential to APC winning the presidency
Re: The Broom Or The Vacuum Cleaner? by notoriousbabe: 3:29pm On Jan 29, 2015
Na wa o,so it is the symbols of political parties we now use to determine how effective they will be in office,this goes a long way to show the kind of people we have at the helm of affairs in this jungle called Nigeria.

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