Clueless- Ignorant, unaware, uninformed.

On behalf of seun, mynd444, lalasticalala and the entire nairaland family, I hereby confer on Muhammedu Buhari the title, THE CLUELESS ONE. This award has been long overdue and became essentially necessary owing to the awardee's responses to various questions raised by nairalanders..

Firefire: Sir, how will you fight Bokoharam?
Buhari: I'll fight Bokoharam.
tits: How?
Buhari:.....

Farano: Sir, how will you stabilize oil price?
Buhari: I'll stabilize oil price.
Unibenstudent: how sir?
Buhari: .....

Mynd444: sir, where is your certificate?
Buhari: My certificate is with the military board.(Scratch that).
My certificate is with IBB. No, I meant my certificate is with the principal of my school..
Youngman, my certificate is with INEC.

AgentOfAllah: sir are you a religious bigot?
Buhari: .....

Berem: These questions you all are asking is totally irrelevant and high unnecessary. Ask simple questions..

Barcanista: Sir, what's the name of APC's vice presidential candidate?
Buhari: Osibandee.
Poporimaster: haha.

Mapet: Sai Buhari..What is the full meaning of INEC?
Buhari: very easy. Independent Nigeria election commissioner.
Seun: *faints*

With a round of applause let's welcome, the serial election loser, the blood, dog and baboon man, the principal of the AffidavittsPeopleCongress, Bohari-porter as he comes to collect his award..

chaii Buhari
Sai clueless.
God bless Nigeria.
And No where else.

A fish is definitely smarter than you

The OP is one of Jonathan's legacy in Education. Therefor his madness has a logical explanation.

Yes he's clueless but he's gonna use 4 years jux as GEJ.

edozie04:
A fish is definitely smarter than you

...And I'm definitely smarter than you.

Readers have pity on him that is one of the failure of Jonathan's regime.

The OP is an example of why Jonathan should be booted out

Chai!!

Barcanista: Sir, what's the name of APC's vice presidential candidate?
Buhari: Osibandee.
Poporimaster: haha.

Let Barcanista get hold of you.

Buhari deserves it.

I will not comment on this post until GMB fail to go for that DEBATE on Feb 8...

egift:
The OP is one of Jonathan's legacy in Education. Therefor his madness has a logical explanation.

You know I didn't mention you on purpose...I consider you irrelevant.

That's why buhari dey run from debate ... GEJ till 2019!!!

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe....

SeverusSnape:
Chai!!


Let Barcanista get hold of you.

He can't catch me...
Wait o..is Barcanista really strong?

topearos:
Yes he's clueless.

Thank you..

DDeliverer:

You know I didn't mention you on purpose...I consider you irrelevant.

Jonathan your mentor is a Zoologist, we all understand the reason for your animalistic behaviour.

Nigerians want Change, and a positive Change we will get. Buhari 2015.

DDeliverer:


He can't catch me...
Wait o..is Barcanista really strong?

He's strong "keyboardly"

ROFLMAO

Future Impossible Tense!!!!


LOLZ

SeverusSnape:

He's strong "keyboardly"

LMAO..kikikikikikikkikikikkikik...
I didn't say anything o..

egift:

Jonathan your mentor is a Zoologist, we all understand the reason for your animalistic behaviour.

Nigerians want Change, and a positive Change we will get. Buhari 2015.

@least my mentor has verifiable certificates..
Nigerians have been looking for your Lord's certificate even before the civil war..

DDeliverer:


@least my mentor has verifiable certificates..
Nigerians have been looking for your Lord's certificate even before the civil war..

Buhari's qualification is equalent to a Masters Degree. He was trained in Nigeria, United Kingdom, India and in the United States.

While all of Jonathan's exploits is in a Zoo in Rivers States.

And if you are still hoodwinked in PDP's Certificate Distractions, then Go-To-Court.

Buhari all the way!

egift:

Buhari's qualificate is equalent to a Masters Degree. He was trained in Nigeria, United Kingdom, India and in the United States.

While all of Jonathan's exploits is in a Zoo in Rivers States.

And if you are still hoodwinked in PDP's Certificate Distractions, then Go-To-Court.

Buhari all the way!

Buhari's 'qualificate' is equivalent to that of Mohammed..He was trained by Allah himself...All these are not necessary!!
Buhari is the CLUELESS ONE according to majority of Nairalanders..
And in few weeks time, Nigerians will retire him.
Shalom!

hat's why buhari dey run from debate ... GEJ till 2019!!![

I pity u

From a sarcastic point of view, it is really quite interesting. Even funny.
Actually, really funny.

mo gbe!
But if na you, would you go and stand a PhD holder in a debate without ordinary WAEC certificate? And to worsen the issue, Buhari talks English instead of speaking it. Debate no be propaganda except you wan make the man commit suicide ....

Jesu!!!

Report reaching me is that APC has asked 'BBC hausa' to conduct the debate..According to Lie mohammed, the debate must be conducted in hausa language..
I'm yet to confirm from Buhari's e-rats...

This apc self,they didn't ask this man his certificate,they thought bcus he has been contesting & so they assume he had one. What a pity mr integrity

Another Report reaching my desk is that...Lai Muhammed that once told Nigerians to go to court if they had any doubt over the eligibility of Buhari to contest for president, has come out this evening to ask ' Why Nigerians took him seriously and went to court'??
He further added that there is no need for a certificate where an Affidavits can suffice..He boasted that he didn't have a certificate but has plenty Affidavits..

DDeliverer:

...And I'm definitely smarter than you.

In your wildest dreams

edozie04:
In your wildest dreams

I'm 10times smarter than you!
I don't know how you measure your smartness but which ever way you choose to rate it, I'm still 10X better.

Very funny,make una easy on Buhari!

HIGHESTPOPORI:
Very funny,make una easy on Buhari!

Na dem start am o..