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Re: Broom And Umbrella Which Is More Important? by Ewuro4: 12:18am On Feb 01, 2015
Broom ofcourse
Re: Broom And Umbrella Which Is More Important? by smarthG(f): 12:18am On Feb 01, 2015
Umbrella stands for a UNITED HOME (one Nigeria) and without a home broom is useless so Umbrella first, broom will only be useful to mentain the umbrella.

APC may win only in Lag but in any other state

TRUTH IS BITTER
Is President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan Not Bad?

1] Goodluck Jonathan signed FOI bill that Obasanjo refused to sign and you join then in saying that Goodluck is bad.

2] Goodluck approved N18,000 Minimum wage from N7,500 Which Obasanjo refused to sign and you say that Goodluck is bad and NYSC allowance from N7,500 to nearly approved N39,500, yet they say he is bad.

3] Goodluck dualized federal roads (about 25,000km) which Obasanjo and past Govts abandoned and you say Goodluck is bad.

4] The rail system is working now, with little budget But Obasanjo Sunk billions of dollars without result, other pasts leader ignored and you say that Goodluck is bad.

5] Goodluck has been conducting free and fair elections whereas the ones conducted under Obasanjo are Shameful and national disgrace yet you say Goodluck is bad.

6] Goodluck established 12 new universities, 9 in the North to improve learning and knowledge and increase the Jambites admission rate, yet you say that Goodluck is bad.

7] Goodluck established the Almajiri system for Northern abandoned street children and those deprived of education by their own people and you say Goodluck is bad.

8] Goodluck has been building dams and improving the country's power from 2500mW to 6,000MW - And successfully privatized the sector which many analyst believed is the best way to go and you joined them say that Goodluck is bad.

9] Agriculture have been revamped and for the first time in Nigerian history, Food prices came down during Christmas, instead of skyrocketing and you say that he is a bad President.

10] 2013 and 2014 was the Christmas in Nigeria, where Nigerian did not sleep in filling stations for 3 to 4 days to get Petrol or 100s of people being roasted alive in attempts to get fuel in petrol stations, wickedly, you joined them to say that our God given President is not performing.

11] Airports are wearing world class looks and every zone have International airport and you say Goodluck is bad.

12] This administration has employed more people in their 5years in office than any other in the history of Nigeria [Via Agric, Energy sector,16 New Car Companies, 12 New Universities, 3,826 primary Health care Centers, Teaching Hospitals] SURE-P, YOUWIN and you say Goodluck is bad.

Now do you think that General Muhammadu Buhari will perform magic, which he could not do when he was in his 40s, if you vote him?

What else do they want from President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan?

Share if you agree that President Goodluck Jonathan deserves re-election to continue the good works.

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Re: Broom And Umbrella Which Is More Important? by ALAYORMII: 12:22am On Feb 01, 2015
pupsyd:
so na broom Tinubu dey take sweep his rooms upon all the money wey him get? .....SULE! stop sleeping, OK maybe the APshits should stop using brooms and start using VACUUM CLEANERS!


Do you have to insult Mii?


It says a lot about the kind of upbringing you had.

To ur question

How many of Nigeria's population is as rich as Tinubu?


80-90% of Nigerians still use broom

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Re: Broom And Umbrella Which Is More Important? by Chidonc(m): 12:23am On Feb 01, 2015
Person wey give u broom, make him also giv u parker 2 pack d dirty oh, b4 breeze go bring am bck

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Re: Broom And Umbrella Which Is More Important? by Truckpusher(m): 12:24am On Feb 01, 2015
Umbrella and Broom are human essentials and both need to function to perform their various duties at different times and right now Nigeria is already littered what we need now is an umbrella to avoid more debris from falling into the house while we take care of the too many mess brooms can't solve.
Re: Broom And Umbrella Which Is More Important? by rugipp(m): 12:27am On Feb 01, 2015
Obama sef dey use broom # welcome to Feb uhari# change# I have decided

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Re: Broom And Umbrella Which Is More Important? by Nobody: 12:28am On Feb 01, 2015
the BROOM will never change, till the next generation it shall continue to be used in sweeping shrines.
the UMBRELLA will always be transformed, it could be used as a shield to affect direct hits from the atmosphere, projectiles of insults . it will never be in a permanent size, it's been transformed to canopies,roofs and even mini caps and hats.
you can't sweep an umbrella but you can cover a broom.
MORAL LESSONS; ignore the attitude of an APChild, PDPeople will always accommodate them all.
Re: Broom And Umbrella Which Is More Important? by zeusdgrt(m): 12:29am On Feb 01, 2015
Even at the APC rally in lagos ystrdy at the heavy downpour of the *rain* i never saw ur cattle rearer candidate or your APC team used the broom for cover.they all went for the umbrella! As for the records broom has alternative lyk brush vaccum clearners mob etc unlyk d umbrella.GEJ till buhari turns 77yrs lol

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Re: Broom And Umbrella Which Is More Important? by Lexusgs430: 12:29am On Feb 01, 2015
Anything that offers Good and Accountable Governance
Re: Broom And Umbrella Which Is More Important? by pupsyd: 12:33am On Feb 01, 2015
hofn:


Mumu..
We dey talk about Naija. Mustafa dey talk about Germany and Usa.
bros. ODE! Not every pikin wey dem born for this 21st century know wetin dem dey cal broom..e.g ask DJ Cuppy weda she dey use broom for her room...... !
Re: Broom And Umbrella Which Is More Important? by Nobody: 12:36am On Feb 01, 2015
Broom o
Re: Broom And Umbrella Which Is More Important? by xreal: 12:37am On Feb 01, 2015
in Patient Jonathan's shacky voice

My fellow abductors, my husband will use umblera to sweep away tellolism flom awa contry and awa doters will com bak flom Sambisa Folest. Just devote for us again. Diarisgodooo!

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Re: Broom And Umbrella Which Is More Important? by Nobody: 12:45am On Feb 01, 2015
smarthG:
Umbrella stands for a UNITED HOME (one Nigeria) and without a home broom is useless so Umbrella first, broom will only be useful to mentain the umbrella.

APC may win only in Lag but in any other state

TRUTH IS BITTER
Is President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan Not Bad?

1] Goodluck Jonathan signed FOI bill that Obasanjo refused to sign and you join then in saying that Goodluck is bad.

2] Goodluck approved N18,000 Minimum wage from N7,500 Which Obasanjo refused to sign and you say that Goodluck is bad and NYSC allowance from N7,500 to nearly approved N39,500, yet they say he is bad.

3] Goodluck dualized federal roads (about 25,000km) which Obasanjo and past Govts abandoned and you say Goodluck is bad.

4] The rail system is working now, with little budget But Obasanjo Sunk billions of dollars without result, other pasts leader ignored and you say that Goodluck is bad.

5] Goodluck has been conducting free and fair elections whereas the ones conducted under Obasanjo are Shameful and national disgrace yet you say Goodluck is bad.

6] Goodluck established 12 new universities, 9 in the North to improve learning and knowledge and increase the Jambites admission rate, yet you say that Goodluck is bad.

7] Goodluck established the Almajiri system for Northern abandoned street children and those deprived of education by their own people and you say Goodluck is bad.

8] Goodluck has been building dams and improving the country's power from 2500mW to 6,000MW - And successfully privatized the sector which many analyst believed is the best way to go and you joined them say that Goodluck is bad.

9] Agriculture have been revamped and for the first time in Nigerian history, Food prices came down during Christmas, instead of skyrocketing and you say that he is a bad President.

10] 2013 and 2014 was the Christmas in Nigeria, where Nigerian did not sleep in filling stations for 3 to 4 days to get Petrol or 100s of people being roasted alive in attempts to get fuel in petrol stations, wickedly, you joined them to say that our God given President is not performing.

11] Airports are wearing world class looks and every zone have International airport and you say Goodluck is bad.

12] This administration has employed more people in their 5years in office than any other in the history of Nigeria [Via Agric, Energy sector,16 New Car Companies, 12 New Universities, 3,826 primary Health care Centers, Teaching Hospitals] SURE-P, YOUWIN and you say Goodluck is bad.

Now do you think that General Muhammadu Buhari will perform magic, which he could not do when he was in his 40s, if you vote him?

What else do they want from President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan?

Share if you agree that President Goodluck Jonathan deserves re-election to continue the good works.

Obviously you are short sighted (Or maybe blind) . it's either you can't reason logically or you are gaining from this administration.- but if you are not then suffering is in your blood. Smh
Re: Broom And Umbrella Which Is More Important? by Bifwoli: 12:46am On Feb 01, 2015
dharyour93:
I'LL GO FOR BROOM.

Broom is for poor,filthy + disorganized people...like APC.

Folks in PDP use vacuum cleaners and they rarely vacuum coz they're almost always clean.
Re: Broom And Umbrella Which Is More Important? by meImyself(m): 12:48am On Feb 01, 2015
In yoruba land broom is what they used 2 our environment, Dn't knw of odas oooo
Re: Broom And Umbrella Which Is More Important? by 9jatriot(m): 12:48am On Feb 01, 2015
Boc4real:
think BRO!!! If e dey rain nd u want comot for Ur car unko

What I do all the time. I run from the car to the available shelter. I personally do not like carrying umbrella sha, I always forget and misplace it.
Re: Broom And Umbrella Which Is More Important? by pupsyd: 12:50am On Feb 01, 2015
ALAYORMII:



Do you have to insult Mii?


It says a lot about the kind of upbringing you had.

To ur question

How many of Nigeria's population is as rich as Tinubu?


80-90% of Nigerians still use broom
E-Pain u? sorrii, ...But the way u respond above shows that u LACK sometin...I guess!!!
Re: Broom And Umbrella Which Is More Important? by 9jatriot(m): 12:51am On Feb 01, 2015
Bifwoli:


Broom is for poor,filthy + disorganized people...like APC.

Folks in PDP use vacuum cleaners and they rarely vacuum coz they're almost always clean.

That explains it, no wonder they have vacuumed the national wealth

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Re: Broom And Umbrella Which Is More Important? by ALAYORMII: 12:53am On Feb 01, 2015
pupsyd:
E-Pain u? sorrii, ...But the way u respond above shows that u LACK sometin...I guess!!!


Guy you're a lost cause.

If am the one that lack something or you
Re: Broom And Umbrella Which Is More Important? by mezebel(f): 12:55am On Feb 01, 2015
I go for umbrella,a house,tent,canopy,thatch are all umbrella for protection. The world at large is under the umbrella of the Creator.

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Re: Broom And Umbrella Which Is More Important? by pupsyd: 12:57am On Feb 01, 2015
9jatriot:


What I do all the time. I run from the car to the available shelter. I personally do not like carrying umbrella sha, I always forget and misplace it.
Lets asume u hold ur umbrella will u be running helter skelter for shelter?
Re: Broom And Umbrella Which Is More Important? by Nobody: 12:57am On Feb 01, 2015
Third world countries rely on the available and limited infrastructure/tools they have to carry out their day to day activities. Pervasive corruption has limited our chances of moving up the ladder in terms of technological know-how hence our continued reliance on house hold equipment like broom. Come FEBUHARI 14 when change must have been achieved, I see us moving from the use of brooms to vacuum cleaners, this can only be realised through the change agent APC. As for the umbrella, it's only a seasonal equipment and the PDP a seasonal party with little relevance.
Re: Broom And Umbrella Which Is More Important? by LewisO: 12:57am On Feb 01, 2015
smarthG:
Umbrella stands for a UNITED HOME (one Nigeria) and without a home broom is useless so Umbrella first, broom will only be useful to mentain the umbrella.

APC may win only in Lag but in any other state

TRUTH IS BITTER
Is President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan Not Bad?

1] Goodluck Jonathan signed FOI bill that Obasanjo refused to sign and you join then in saying that Goodluck is bad.

2] Goodluck approved N18,000 Minimum wage from N7,500 Which Obasanjo refused to sign and you say that Goodluck is bad and NYSC allowance from N7,500 to nearly approved N39,500, yet they say he is bad.

3] Goodluck dualized federal roads (about 25,000km) which Obasanjo and past Govts abandoned and you say Goodluck is bad.

4] The rail system is working now, with little budget But Obasanjo Sunk billions of dollars without result, other pasts leader ignored and you say that Goodluck is bad.

5] Goodluck has been conducting free and fair elections whereas the ones conducted under Obasanjo are Shameful and national disgrace yet you say Goodluck is bad.

6] Goodluck established 12 new universities, 9 in the North to improve learning and knowledge and increase the Jambites admission rate, yet you say that Goodluck is bad.

7] Goodluck established the Almajiri system for Northern abandoned street children and those deprived of education by their own people and you say Goodluck is bad.

8] Goodluck has been building dams and improving the country's power from 2500mW to 6,000MW - And successfully privatized the sector which many analyst believed is the best way to go and you joined them say that Goodluck is bad.

9] Agriculture have been revamped and for the first time in Nigerian history, Food prices came down during Christmas, instead of skyrocketing and you say that he is a bad President.

10] 2013 and 2014 was the Christmas in Nigeria, where Nigerian did not sleep in filling stations for 3 to 4 days to get Petrol or 100s of people being roasted alive in attempts to get fuel in petrol stations, wickedly, you joined them to say that our God given President is not performing.

11] Airports are wearing world class looks and every zone have International airport and you say Goodluck is bad.

12] This administration has employed more people in their 5years in office than any other in the history of Nigeria [Via Agric, Energy sector,16 New Car Companies, 12 New Universities, 3,826 primary Health care Centers, Teaching Hospitals] SURE-P, YOUWIN and you say Goodluck is bad.

Now do you think that General Muhammadu Buhari will perform magic, which he could not do when he was in his 40s, if you vote him?

What else do they want from President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan?

Share if you agree that President Goodluck Jonathan deserves re-election to continue the good works.

All this stress for clueless Jonathan? what u listed are story.
That man spent 6yrs wasted without doing
nothing, so What's the possibilities of using
4yrs to do something. Oh please! Raw
speeches are all propaganda. let's vote for
"Change"...

Some Nigerians still wanna vote for such a
failure, if this man get-in again, that means
we are belatedly aiming to be in an obscurity!

I wanna ask u a question: What point can u talk about that man?
Re: Broom And Umbrella Which Is More Important? by mezebel(f): 12:58am On Feb 01, 2015
smarthG:
Umbrella stands for a UNITED HOME (one Nigeria) and without a home broom is useless so Umbrella first, broom will only be useful to mentain the umbrella.

APC may win only in Lag but in any other state

TRUTH IS BITTER
Is President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan Not Bad?

1] Goodluck Jonathan signed FOI bill that Obasanjo refused to sign and you join then in saying that Goodluck is bad.

2] Goodluck approved N18,000 Minimum wage from N7,500 Which Obasanjo refused to sign and you say that Goodluck is bad and NYSC allowance from N7,500 to nearly approved N39,500, yet they say he is bad.

3] Goodluck dualized federal roads (about 25,000km) which Obasanjo and past Govts abandoned and you say Goodluck is bad.

4] The rail system is working now, with little budget But Obasanjo Sunk billions of dollars without result, other pasts leader ignored and you say that Goodluck is bad.

5] Goodluck has been conducting free and fair elections whereas the ones conducted under Obasanjo are Shameful and national disgrace yet you say Goodluck is bad.

6] Goodluck established 12 new universities, 9 in the North to improve learning and knowledge and increase the Jambites admission rate, yet you say that Goodluck is bad.

7] Goodluck established the Almajiri system for Northern abandoned street children and those deprived of education by their own people and you say Goodluck is bad.

8] Goodluck has been building dams and improving the country's power from 2500mW to 6,000MW - And successfully privatized the sector which many analyst believed is the best way to go and you joined them say that Goodluck is bad.

9] Agriculture have been revamped and for the first time in Nigerian history, Food prices came down during Christmas, instead of skyrocketing and you say that he is a bad President.

10] 2013 and 2014 was the Christmas in Nigeria, where Nigerian did not sleep in filling stations for 3 to 4 days to get Petrol or 100s of people being roasted alive in attempts to get fuel in petrol stations, wickedly, you joined them to say that our God given President is not performing.

11] Airports are wearing world class looks and every zone have International airport and you say Goodluck is bad.

12] This administration has employed more people in their 5years in office than any other in the history of Nigeria [Via Agric, Energy sector,16 New Car Companies, 12 New Universities, 3,826 primary Health care Centers, Teaching Hospitals] SURE-P, YOUWIN and you say Goodluck is bad.

Now do you think that General Muhammadu Buhari will perform magic, which he could not do when he was in his 40s, if you vote him?

What else do they want from President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan?

Share if you agree that President Goodluck Jonathan deserves re-election to continue the good works.
but gej failed to bring back the skeleton of the chibok girls.
Re: Broom And Umbrella Which Is More Important? by Bifwoli: 12:59am On Feb 01, 2015
9jatriot:


That explains it, no wonder they have vacuumed the national wealth


National wealth won't reach ill educated folks who believe in Boko Haram(western education is forbidden)

That explains it,APC is mostly backed by poor illiterate moslems who expect handouts.
Re: Broom And Umbrella Which Is More Important? by 9jatriot(m): 1:01am On Feb 01, 2015
pupsyd:
Lets asume u hold ur umbrella will u be running helter skelter for shelter?

Yes. Because the lower part of my body will still be exposed to the rain. A raincoat will do a better job.
Re: Broom And Umbrella Which Is More Important? by mekaboy(m): 1:02am On Feb 01, 2015
1) most advanced countries dont use broom anymore, therefore it represent backwardness.

2 ) it is strictly traditional to africans, it represents a primitive mentality.

3) It is limited to africa, meaning it represents bondage and limitation. It means we cant go beyond our region to compete with the world.

4) the process of using it is so tedious and leads to waste pain. representing sickness.

5) the process of producing and using the broom is harder and too manual compared to the little price it is sold for. This means that u work so hard to earn little.

Umbrella on the hand

1) it is used globally, meaning no limitation.

2) cost less to manufacture but sells for more. meaning u work a little and earn more.

3) represents comfort and security from harsh weather, economic conditions etc

4) boost confidence and assurance, as most financial institutions and insurance firms use it as advert.

5) it is colourful unlike the broom and represents a bright future and happiness.

So u can tell what these items represent. When u see any party using these symbols you knw what to expect.
Re: Broom And Umbrella Which Is More Important? by 9jatriot(m): 1:05am On Feb 01, 2015
Bifwoli:



National wealth won't reach ill educated folks who believe in Boko Haram(western education is forbidden)

That explains it,APC is mostly backed by poor illiterate moslems who expect handouts.

You need to distinguish between boko haram from the honest poor and probably civilian citizens who only request that they have a secure environment to practice their trade. If boko haram has prevented them from doing that while a vacuum cleaner is used to clean up the national wealth into personal coffers, why should you blame the victims of such circumstances for nothing that is not their making.

Some of the vacuumed cash would have been useful in fighting this poor illiterate Muslims and they would not have been needing handouts from APC because their craftsmanship would have been sufficient to sustain them.
Re: Broom And Umbrella Which Is More Important? by solarview(m): 1:12am On Feb 01, 2015
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Re: Broom And Umbrella Which Is More Important? by PapaBrowne(m): 1:28am On Feb 01, 2015
If you live in the 1983, of course the broom is more relevant than the umbrella. But if you live in 2015 where the vacuum cleaner has long taken over the role of the broom then of course, the relevance of the umbrella far supercedes that of the broom except ofcourse you are a desert warrior who sees the rains once a year!!

This is 2015 and in modernized countries, the broom no longer exists. The umbrella would be with us until entire cities are covered with roof and I dont think that is happening in the next 2000 years!

So choose wisely. Its a choice between the the past and the future. Broom represents the past, umbrella represents the future!

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Re: Broom And Umbrella Which Is More Important? by kazmanbanjoko(m): 1:32am On Feb 01, 2015
mikeansy:
The most advanced countries in the world dont have brooms but they all have umbrellas

A British or German kid does not know what a broom is because they use vacuum cleaner instead.

That we still rely on brooms shows that we are still backward and need some catching up to do with advanced countries

BROOM represent BACKWARDNESS just like BUHARI
vacuum cleaner is used by lazy and clueless people. Warass, Vacuum cleaner doesn't clean well than broom. Can you use vacuum cleaner to clean streets, roads or public place.

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Re: Broom And Umbrella Which Is More Important? by Adminisher: 1:32am On Feb 01, 2015
A torn 'umblerra' is very useless but a broom without some sticks will still sweep well.

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