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The Silly Things Some Men Will Do For Love by Arbiola(f): 9:53pm On Jan 31, 2015
I saw something similar to my post which made fp, so i decided to come up with silly things men do for love, its not only women that do silly things wen in love, men also do.
Many a time, men feel Cupid has shot
an arrow or two at them when they
see a woman. Be it love at first sight
or an eventual feeling, it is in a man’s
ego to get her to look at him if not
into his arms.
The funny part is in how most men do
it. We could be familiar with the adage
“love is blind” but do you also know
that love is scientifically proven to be
maddening? Whether it is love or lust,
we men end up doing things for women
that would even make a five year old
shy in shame!
Here are some of the desperate
actions that I advise no man to ever
do (but still will be done) when they
fall in love’s demented pit.
1)Crying
“When he (the rejected guy) started
crying,” Gloria Ayaa, a model recalls,
“all I could do was laugh at him
because he was trying to play on my
sympathies.” Big boys don’t cry…
broken ones do. She might have said
no, or that she is seeing someone or
even that she is even if she were
single, she wouldnt date if you were
the last man the planet, but please,
never cry, at least not in front of
her.
It is actually the most silly thing one
could do to win a woman’s heart. Why?
Women need to have a feeling of
masculine protection when they have a
man. Now imagine what she thinks he
would do if say both of them were
being robbed? Cry?
2)Faking an accent
Now, a normal man would laugh his ribs
to pieces on seeing another faking an
accent. Put yourself in the shoes of
the girl you are trying to please. Silly,
huh? It may actually work (if he is
good) on the first encounter. But like
a missing tooth, one cannot hide it
forever. “It makes the man look like a
clown. Even when he is saying
something serious, he will look silly,”
24-year-old Martina Lamachi remarks.
Though the fairer sex are masters in
this art, the men who pull this off risk
being comedians. They are paid to act
silly, aren’t they?
3)Stalking
This is funny to some extent. It is
comic when the guy is in the girl’s
circles. First, it shows the coward in
him, and that he is a cling-on. How
does one keep following a girl he
probably is sure to meet at least once
a week? It may be love, but it is not
sensible.
It gets criminal when the girl does not
even know the guy who is stalking
her. “It was funny at first when he
used to chase the taxis I boarded,”
Nancy Mbabazi says, adding, “but it
got serious when he started knocking
at my dad’s gate!” Stalking is an
unwritten “No-no” for any guy
interested whatsoever in someone of
the opposite sex.
4)Borrowing things to impress
“Borrow borrow never fits…” the
nursery rhyme goes. The best part of
that song is that it is true. Men keep
on borrowing things to show ladies
that they are the next wealthy
prospect.
However much one goes through all
those pains just to prove himself, it is
silly because in essence you are making
the woman fall for a different person.
Those who are in university are more
prone to borrowing so that they can
impress the fairer sex.
University going Pamela Kirabo recalls
an incident in which a man borrowed an
entire room to host her. What failed
the boy was trying to operate the
fridge. He didn’t know where the
power switch was!
“It was then that I smelt a rat and
checked the photo frames only to find
the real owners pictures hidden right
behind his! It was downright stupid of
him,” she remarks.
5)Denying your home, friends, for her
This is the worst of the silly actions a
man can do to impress a lady. It turns
out not just unimpressive, but also
puts one off the list of the lady’s
prospects if one ever was there. There
is practically nothing funny about this
ne except that it is silly.
“If he can deny his own family for
you,” Catherine Omong, a mother,
argues, “that means he can deny you
when you have married and he is
interested in someone else!”
Guys,you have done one of these silly things listed at a point in time, no lie, lol
Re: The Silly Things Some Men Will Do For Love by ArchEnemy(m): 9:56pm On Jan 31, 2015
Lying/pretending
Muguism....spending their hard earned cash lavishly
Re: The Silly Things Some Men Will Do For Love by iceberylin(m): 9:56pm On Jan 31, 2015
Wearing butt pad angry
If you no get nyash forget am angry
Re: The Silly Things Some Men Will Do For Love by Arbiola(f): 10:00pm On Jan 31, 2015
iceberylin:
Wearing butt pad angry
If you no get nyash forget am angry
Lol,it's like you're guilty of this one.
Re: The Silly Things Some Men Will Do For Love by Nobody: 10:36pm On Jan 31, 2015
Stalking is right on point!!! On nairaland. Don't forget -insulting her and then insisting she has a crush on you. Like one ghanaian boy here. Lwkmd!!
Re: The Silly Things Some Men Will Do For Love by Pasqa: 10:39pm On Jan 31, 2015
Except mua.














What about doing everything she asks for?
Smiling sheeplessly when you are around her?
Making huge sacrifices for her?
Dropping all ur bad habits to please her?
Going as far as borrowing to look good for her?
Speechless in her presence?



i could go on and on.
Things we do for love.
Re: The Silly Things Some Men Will Do For Love by raziboi(m): 11:08pm On Jan 31, 2015
counter thread ain't working.. I can kill De gal cus of money only……
Re: The Silly Things Some Men Will Do For Love by passionate88: 8:34am On Feb 01, 2015
Placing a girl over your friends... A girl that might probably leave you in the blink of an eye

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