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Single Women's Prayer... . by Nobody: 4:51am On Feb 03, 2015
Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
Who's not afraid to admit when he is wrong.
One who thinks before he speaks.
When he promises to call, he doesn't wait six
weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
Won't lose his cool when he's annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh send me a man who will make love to my
mind.
Know what to say when I ask "How fat is my
behind?"
One who'll make love till my body's a' itchin'
He brings ME a sandwich too, when he goes to
the kitchen.
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never compare me to my best friend.
Thank you in advance and now I'll just wait,
For I know you will send him before it's too late.
Amen
Author: Unknown

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Re: Single Women's Prayer... . by aristocrazzy: 5:25am On Feb 03, 2015
For all the unrealistic desperate ladies; Say a big Amen to that. Smmch!
Re: Single Women's Prayer... . by Pasqa: 6:04am On Feb 03, 2015
i am available.
Re: Single Women's Prayer... . by djeezy(m): 6:07am On Feb 03, 2015
Sometimes they pray to have a man who does not exist. That's the original prayer points. Later the revised list will suffice.
Re: Single Women's Prayer... . by Chidonc(m): 6:25am On Feb 03, 2015
My Daughter wait let me create dat type of Man

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