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Ladies And Their Complicated Actions by ceeSleek(m): 5:08pm On Feb 03, 2015
To me ooo, ladies are the most complicated, obfuscated and incomprehensive entity on this planet earth. You can't just understand them at all. Let me share my experience:









Went to see a friend, spent some days in his house, sure had a very good time. On my way home, due to my economizing prowess i decided to board a 'molue' (dose wey dey my league know wassup). Thank God! It was cheaper as usual, but one annoying thing about a 'molue' is the compacted space in the bus, a claustrophobic person, i doubt won't be a fan of a molue.. ** ok, back 2d mata**






As i entered the 'molue', a beautiful lady with sophisticated 'chesTertorone' (don't check that up in a dict.). i'm very convinced, she is a CHELSEA fan; but the funniest thing is that, coupled with the tight space in the bus, this lady purposely put her hands across the seat, thanks to the gallop roads and gallant display of the driver; my body and her chest were having a covalent bond, Seriously speaking i never planned to enjoy this, but i had no option, when i looked at her she didn't complain she seemed to be enjoying it. Alas! *the unexpected happened* my hands mistakenly touched her 'chesst' and *boooms!!! she shouted, ''mister man, would you control your hands!!!'' gosssssh, people in the bus obviously heard it.
And i was like, wasn't she the same person putting her chest around my body, now i wanted to reciprocate she sparked. This made me crazzzy.





This made me to reason, how Complicated ladies are, you really can't tell from their actions and expressions... Gossssh!




Guys, una dun get this kine experience?
Re: Ladies And Their Complicated Actions by Krak(m): 5:15pm On Feb 03, 2015
You obviously went too far. Check yourself Mr Man, something might be wrong with yoy.
Re: Ladies And Their Complicated Actions by Nobody: 5:16pm On Feb 03, 2015
Guys and their unneccesary 'interventions.'
Anyway, you're lucky that she didn't 'mistakenly' slap you
Re: Ladies And Their Complicated Actions by charijee(f): 5:18pm On Feb 03, 2015
Lol free thing dey sweet you
Re: Ladies And Their Complicated Actions by ceeSleek(m): 5:18pm On Feb 03, 2015
Krak:
You obviously went too far. Check yourself Mr Man, something might be wrong with yoy.
mista man, i did not go far. she initiated it, when she started i felt uncomfortable and i wanted to tell her just mellowed.
Re: Ladies And Their Complicated Actions by johnbuck81(m): 5:20pm On Feb 03, 2015
u wan take advantage of d situation na!
i luv wat u did sha...buh next tym dnt press 4wd..rather njoy d little current she dey pass u.
Re: Ladies And Their Complicated Actions by keeper1: 5:23pm On Feb 03, 2015
I have dated 23 high-heel-chested ladies..



Believe me you,they know how to economizes both what is on your mind and below
Re: Ladies And Their Complicated Actions by ceeSleek(m): 5:25pm On Feb 03, 2015
charijee:
Lol free thing dey sweet you
lol, y e no go swit me. I bin dey on my own ooo, she kon find me.
Re: Ladies And Their Complicated Actions by Rulloor(m): 5:26pm On Feb 03, 2015
Lol. She tempted him and shouted when he fell. Not fair. Not fair at all.
Re: Ladies And Their Complicated Actions by ceeSleek(m): 5:26pm On Feb 03, 2015
johnbuck81:
u wan take advantage of d situation na!
i luv wat u did sha...buh next tym dnt press 4wd..rather njoy d little current she dey pass u.
lol, tnx man. I guess i got carried away/oliver twisted with her reactions. But why should she give me green light at first, thats what got me nuts..
Re: Ladies And Their Complicated Actions by ceeSleek(m): 5:27pm On Feb 03, 2015
johnbuck81:
u wan take advantage of d situation na!
i luv wat u did sha...buh next tym dnt press 4wd..rather njoy d little current she dey pass u.
Re: Ladies And Their Complicated Actions by charijee(f): 5:28pm On Feb 03, 2015
ceeSleek:
lol, y e no go swit me. I bin dey on my own ooo, she kon find me.
Na so you for take forget your bus stop if no be say she shout for you
Re: Ladies And Their Complicated Actions by ceeSleek(m): 5:30pm On Feb 03, 2015
Rulloor:
Lol. She tempted him and shouted when he fell. Not fair. Not fair at all.
God bless you my brodah..
Re: Ladies And Their Complicated Actions by charijee(f): 5:31pm On Feb 03, 2015
ceeSleek:
lol, tnx man. I guess i got carried away/oliver twisted with her reactions. But why should she give me green light at first, thats what got me nuts..
She probably didn't feel your current.....try and charge up
Re: Ladies And Their Complicated Actions by ceeSleek(m): 5:31pm On Feb 03, 2015
charijee:
Na so you for take forget your bus stop if no be say she shout for you
hahahahaha... na u sabi ooo. Lolzz
Re: Ladies And Their Complicated Actions by ceeSleek(m): 5:33pm On Feb 03, 2015
charijee:
She probably didn't feel your current.....try and charge up
hmmmn, you are sounding like what you would have done ooo. Ok, next time i'll charge up lol, thanks.
Re: Ladies And Their Complicated Actions by ceeSleek(m): 5:36pm On Feb 03, 2015
keeper1:
I have dated 23 high-heel-chested ladies..



Believe me you,they know how to economizes both what is on your mind and below
challe. Abeg throw more light abeg.
Re: Ladies And Their Complicated Actions by ceeSleek(m): 5:37pm On Feb 03, 2015
This one is just a tip, i'll still share another experience to certify my proof oooo!
Re: Ladies And Their Complicated Actions by charijee(f): 5:38pm On Feb 03, 2015
ceeSleek:
hmmmn, you are sounding like what you would have done ooo. Ok, next time i'll charge up lol, thanks.
Unfortunately I don't place guys in such positions
Re: Ladies And Their Complicated Actions by ceeSleek(m): 5:41pm On Feb 03, 2015
charijee:
Unfortunately I don't place guys in such positions
ok, what if it was continuosly accidental, due to a tight situation in a bus?
Re: Ladies And Their Complicated Actions by charijee(f): 5:43pm On Feb 03, 2015
ceeSleek:
ok, what if it was continuosly accidental, due to a tight situation in a bus?
I can handle such situations.....simply by pushing myself forward
Re: Ladies And Their Complicated Actions by johnbuck81(m): 5:44pm On Feb 03, 2015
ceeSleek:
lol, tnx man. I guess i got carried away/oliver twisted with her reactions. But why should she give me green light at first, thats what got me nuts..
yes o!
hv been in dat position too.all u hv to do is take wat she is given u.
dnt act lik oliver twist.

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Re: Ladies And Their Complicated Actions by ceeSleek(m): 5:46pm On Feb 03, 2015
charijee:
I can handle such situations.....simply by pushing myself forward
ok ooo. Thanks
Re: Ladies And Their Complicated Actions by pasqal09: 9:34pm On Feb 03, 2015
Pevert OP!
Re: Ladies And Their Complicated Actions by auntymi(f): 9:36pm On Feb 03, 2015
So if she stil giv u more lite u'll s..ex her inside a movin molue abi, smh
Re: Ladies And Their Complicated Actions by pasqal09: 9:39pm On Feb 03, 2015
auntymi:
So if shr stil giv u more lite u'll s..ex her inside a molue abi, smh
Don't mind the immature perv
Re: Ladies And Their Complicated Actions by Nobody: 9:45pm On Feb 03, 2015
what a funny post
Re: Ladies And Their Complicated Actions by auntymi(f): 9:49pm On Feb 03, 2015
pasqal09:

Don't mind the immature perv
sme dudes cnt evn control their lust , soon he wil graduate to bcme a raper, stil smh
Re: Ladies And Their Complicated Actions by pasqal09: 9:52pm On Feb 03, 2015
auntymi:
sme dudes cnt evn control their lust , soon he wil graduate to bcme a raper, stil smh
Even if the girl in question was actually showing green light as he claims, he shouldn't have done what he did. He's lucky she didn't embarrass him more.
Re: Ladies And Their Complicated Actions by auntymi(f): 10:05pm On Feb 03, 2015
pasqal09:

Even if the girl in question was actually showing green light as he claims, he shouldn't have done what he did. He's lucky she didn't embarrass him more.
lucky him
Re: Ladies And Their Complicated Actions by auntymi(f): 10:05pm On Feb 03, 2015
pasqal09:

Even if the girl in question was actually showing green light as he claims, he shouldn't have done what he did. He's lucky she didn't embarrass him more.
lucky him grin
Re: Ladies And Their Complicated Actions by auntymi(f): 10:06pm On Feb 03, 2015
pasqal09:

Even if the girl in question was actually showing green light as he claims, he shouldn't have done what he did. He's lucky she didn't embarrass him more.
lucky dude grin

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