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Check What The Dailies Might Looklike 17th February by Nobody: 11:53pm On Feb 04, 2015 |
This is so Hilarious, yet very true! 1. "INEC declares Buhari President-Elect with 26.4 million votes! PDP rejects result" - VANGUARD! 2. "Buhari declared winner!” "This is the worst election in Nigeria's history" (Olisa Metuh) - PUNCH! 3. "APC in a Historic Victory!” "Godswill Akpabio flee to Ghana, begs for forgiveness". - PM NEWS! 4. "This is the most rigged election in the world; Jega must be arrested and imprisoned immediately. We are heading to court" (Ruben Abati) - DAILY INDEPENDENT! 5. "South-South boils as INEC declares Buhari winner, Militants threatened war." - NIGERIAN TRIBUNE! 6. "APC wins Aso Rock, 70 Senate seats and 65% House of Reps. We are studying the results" (Mimiko) - SUN NEWSPAPER! 7. "Militants Protests Buhari's Victory, Demands Cancellation Of Polls In 21 States" - TRIUMPH NEWSPAPER 8. "How Jega Rigged The Polls In Favour Of Buhari" - PREMIUM TIME. 9. "Obama, Cameron, Hollande, Mugabe, Ban-Ki- Moon, World Leaders Congratulate Buhari" - THE NATION! 10. "I Will Finish All The Gambaris In Niger Delta Before May 29" (Asari Dokubo) - SAHARA- REPORTERS! 11. "Jega Rigged For The Opposition, We Will Obtain A Court Order And Arrest Him" (SSS spokeswoman, Marylin Ogar) - LEADERSHIP! 12. "It Can Never Be Possible, It Is Either Jonathan Or No Nigeria" (Ayo Fayose) - DAILY TRUST 13. "Senate President, David Mark In A Secret Meeting With The Military To Stop May, 29 Handing Over To Buhari" -THISDAY NEWSPAPER 14. "No President That Has His People At Heart Will Hand Over Power To Someone Who Doesn't Care About The Masses" (Doyin Okupe) - NTA NEWS. 15. "Nigeria Will Be Better Without Jonathan" (United Nation) - NEW YORK TIMES do you agree with this |
Re: Check What The Dailies Might Looklike 17th February by Greyworld: 12:12am On Feb 05, 2015 |
We'r else cud such tins happen? |
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