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Re: Take A Look At The New APC Campaign Nokia Battery by boujaye: 1:54pm On Feb 12, 2015
[size=18pt]Buhari of 1984/85 is not the same Buhari of today,
this man has grossly depreciated in faculty and idea.



Nigerians vote wisely!

GEJ is OK ... regret only![/size]

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Re: Take A Look At The New APC Campaign Nokia Battery by juniormusa(m): 1:54pm On Feb 12, 2015
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Re: Take A Look At The New APC Campaign Nokia Battery by frinx: 1:55pm On Feb 12, 2015
Be the CHANGE you want....
TRANSFORM your individual mindset....

All dis political agenda don tire me....
Re: Take A Look At The New APC Campaign Nokia Battery by DjHypno(m): 1:55pm On Feb 12, 2015
Lol
Re: Take A Look At The New APC Campaign Nokia Battery by Simple26(m): 1:55pm On Feb 12, 2015
I doubt if that battery is original, It can only make things worst for the buyer.
Re: Take A Look At The New APC Campaign Nokia Battery by Nobody: 1:55pm On Feb 12, 2015
Why I like APC as a party. They are so innovative and enlightened. Nigeria is heading for Greatness and not stagnation.

Even with the N21bn pdp have, you can't see a meaningful thing.

Sai Baba.
Buhari is the Man
Apc is the party.
Re: Take A Look At The New APC Campaign Nokia Battery by Frankiss44(m): 1:56pm On Feb 12, 2015
wahala dey ohhh.... Chinko things

Re: Take A Look At The New APC Campaign Nokia Battery by Coolguy89(m): 1:57pm On Feb 12, 2015
Notin person no go see for naija politice anyway change all d way!
Re: Take A Look At The New APC Campaign Nokia Battery by opiscoal(m): 1:57pm On Feb 12, 2015
Made in CHINA!!!! It won't last jawe,
Re: Take A Look At The New APC Campaign Nokia Battery by MrPatoh: 1:58pm On Feb 12, 2015
Naija-made Battery that does not last...
Re: Take A Look At The New APC Campaign Nokia Battery by UnknownT: 1:59pm On Feb 12, 2015
shadelek:
APC looking for all possible means to snatch away the presidency from gej, no way for you people. If you like, get customized food for people, gej all the way
They can sa well get customized GEJ gringrin

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Re: Take A Look At The New APC Campaign Nokia Battery by Euckybaby(f): 1:59pm On Feb 12, 2015
Weting eye no go see
Re: Take A Look At The New APC Campaign Nokia Battery by ifebuk(m): 2:01pm On Feb 12, 2015
dis election don dey turn some people to somthing else grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin, i don rest my case
Re: Take A Look At The New APC Campaign Nokia Battery by lateeffmu: 2:01pm On Feb 12, 2015
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Re: Take A Look At The New APC Campaign Nokia Battery by vybrant(m): 2:01pm On Feb 12, 2015
whoever is not worth voting for is definitely what we are not voting for
Re: Take A Look At The New APC Campaign Nokia Battery by irosron: 2:01pm On Feb 12, 2015
Re: Take A Look At The New APC Campaign Nokia Battery by amichaelz101(m): 2:02pm On Feb 12, 2015
siraj1402:
Good innovation.PDP providing phone,APC given battery.
May Buhari live long like Nokia battery. grin
Sai Buhari
Sai Baba.
. That one na swear guy.. Hw many days nokia b3 dey last?? tongue

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Re: Take A Look At The New APC Campaign Nokia Battery by yemicoal(m): 2:02pm On Feb 12, 2015
grin grin
Re: Take A Look At The New APC Campaign Nokia Battery by jamesw: 2:02pm On Feb 12, 2015
very soon it will be toilet papers
Re: Take A Look At The New APC Campaign Nokia Battery by JkShams(m): 2:02pm On Feb 12, 2015
shadelek:
APC looking for all possible means to snatch away the presidency from gej, no way for you people. If you like, get customized food for people, gej all the way
[color=#000099][/color] grin see its like u eat rice morning , afternoon,and night right? Pls let's change diet. Say APC
Re: Take A Look At The New APC Campaign Nokia Battery by babs01(m): 2:04pm On Feb 12, 2015
Diesel1:
Change my foot
u dnt deserve it tho, stagnant set of ppl
Re: Take A Look At The New APC Campaign Nokia Battery by Islie: 2:04pm On Feb 12, 2015
This is just funny


One party provided the to e and another the battery
Re: Take A Look At The New APC Campaign Nokia Battery by sonssyo(f): 2:05pm On Feb 12, 2015
tnk goodness, i now hv extra phone frm pdp, extra battery frm apc. spread mat for oda party to give me charger.

but wait, apc una dey give me battery, where una wan make i put am, #incomplete apc, no wonder gen buhari cld nt provide complete document#.
Re: Take A Look At The New APC Campaign Nokia Battery by kingthreat(m): 2:08pm On Feb 12, 2015
shadelek:
APC looking for all possible means to snatch away the presidency from gej, no way for you people. If you like, get customized food for people, gej all the way

So presidency is GEJ's birthright abi? Which one come be your birthright? To comment senselessly on social media abi?
Re: Take A Look At The New APC Campaign Nokia Battery by Misogynist2014(m): 2:08pm On Feb 12, 2015
Do or die.
Re: Take A Look At The New APC Campaign Nokia Battery by Sezua(m): 2:09pm On Feb 12, 2015
gen2briz:
Yesterday na PDP phone, now na APC battery.
Waiting for APGA charger and LP SIM card.
May God save 9ja.
...lmao
Re: Take A Look At The New APC Campaign Nokia Battery by Misogynist2014(m): 2:11pm On Feb 12, 2015
sonssyo:

tnk goodness, i now hv extra phone frm pdp, extra battery frm apc. spread mat for oda party to give me charger.

but wait, apc una dey give me battery, where una wan make i put am, #incomplete apc, no wonder gen buhari cld nt provide complete document#.
In your mind, you'll think you've written something intelligent. Piece of trash!
Re: Take A Look At The New APC Campaign Nokia Battery by otemanuduno: 2:11pm On Feb 12, 2015
CHARACTERISTICS OF A TYPICAL GEJ AND GMB PERSON-BASED ON FACTS


After years of thorough study of human behaviours, I have come to a point whereby I can easily detect the reasons why human being do the way they do. Applying this to studying the characteristics features of both GEJ and GMB supporters ahead of the upcoming election, applying both my a priori and a posteriori epistemologic idea as the professor of the mind, here are my findings concerning the two calibre of teams:

1.
The Buhari Supporters Are The Strong In Heart. You will hardly find a gentle market woman or an illiterate supporting Buhari. Also, people with old mentality, e.g, the old people who are encumbered with olden day histories will never support Buhari. They will bank on the fact that he is a military man, therefore erroneously believing that he must have killed a large number of people.
On the other hand, the GEJ supporters are the fearful ones who believe that war will erupt if GMB come up the post. They are the type the Bible called "Who for the fear of death remain captive all their lives."

2. GEJ supporters, majority of them, are those who have remained in one position for long. A typical GEJ supporter may be a principal somewhere, managing someone else's business and earning 45k as salary. They fear that if they quit and 'change' the job, they might remain jobless forever, not knowing that jobs are abundant for someone who is very experienced. A Buhari supporter is a go-getter. He is ready to quit a job that is not paying well even when another job is not at hand.

A microsurvey for you: If you are working in a place where the salary is very tiny, as well as the salary of the managements, ask the managers, principals, headmasters, teachers etc of that place who have served for at least 10 years, and they will tell you they are GEJ supporters.

3. A GEJ supporter is one who is gullible, believing every simple story and following every little idea that is so it meaningless. A GMB supporter is not easily convinced. They critically want to make research before uttering a word.

Assignment: Ask the GEJ supporters around you what they know about BUHARI and they will tell you some "dem say, dem say" story. They haven't made personal research about the islamization thing. They only heard the rumours from their political pastors.

4. A typical GEJ supporter is rigid in mind. Such is the type who works in a company where everyone is told to upgrade himself or herself in ICT but he/she will never do so because something new is bad to him. He/she will fault the idea of using e-things, writing e-lesson notes, submitting e-reports, etc, just because pen-work is already a part of his/her life. He believes in the housewife parable of "the devil he knows is better than the Angel he doesn't know" such that he doesn't want to go for more or less, just because of skepticism. But a GMB supporter is always ready to grab new things, explore new ideas, etc.


5. A GMB supporter is a freethinker; not very much immersed in religious bigotry. Such person will not fall headlong into a public weeping by some so-called prophets and pastors who cries out "BEWARE OF ISLAMIZATION!" Yes! Religion is good, but it has been politicized. A GEJ person will vote for whosoever his/her pastor asked him/her to vote while a GMB person will follow his mind(which could even be the mind of his God). A typical GEJ person is someone who goes from one pastor(or afa) to the other for spiritual counsel, etc. They don't have the mind of themselves. They are the 'Our Pastor Says' type. A GMB person is one who can make decision for himself.

6. Ironically, a typical GEJ person is ethnical and tribal. He doesn't want the position to go to a northerner and that is all the reason why he wants GEJ there, but a GMB person is not concerned with such.

7. A GEJ person has 'MANAGING' mentality but to a GMB person, it is sheer nonsense. When I say management, it doesn't mean being an MD or a GM of an oil firm. I mean that poor man's mentality of managing 10k for salary or managing 100 naira for a meal, just because of poverty. A GMB person will believe in change and will end up having more than 'change' in his pocket.

8. A typical GMB person has foresight. He already knows that it is not likely that the election will hold February 14 because GMB is having upper hands in all the online voting polls made i.e, on Naij.Com, Saharareporters, Ebiag.com and even on the poll opened by Jonathan's assistant himself. Buhari in all had 70% and above while Jonathan had less than 30% election. Such result was enough for the president to sit tight and shift the election date. The FEBUHARI thing is also something to be erased, so the PDP came up with the idea of postponement. A typical GEJ person will believe the story that JEGA will be impeached for conniving with Buhari to rig the election, but a GMB person will see it in this dimension: Jega stepping down could be a 'nollywood' film acted by the PDP and Jega himself. He must have been paid easily by the PDP to feature in the plan of stepping down.

Research: Find out who is closer to Jega between Jonathan Goodluck and Buhari. Who do you work for between the one who currently has the authority to remove you or promote you or the one who doesn't. Sure you will work for the one who has authority over you.

9. A typical GMB person is desperate for CHANGE, so they will always be willing to vote and they will March Out en mass, on the March election date while a nonchalant GEJ person will be afraid of stepping out to vote for someone who hasn't really donw anything worth risking one's life for in the period of six years. So, a GEJ person will not go out to vote because of fear of being sabotaged by election thugs.

10. A GMB person will think out of the box. Before Nigeria can be islamized, all the 36 states governors must be islamized first. Is that possible? The soldiers that will carry out such thing must all be islamized too. And this will be done within four years? Is the islamization going to start immediately after assuming power or 2 years later? A GEJ person will not sit to think of all these. All he wants to hear is ISLAMIZATION. He doesn't even know if such is possible in a Democracy rule or not.

11. [b] a typical GEJ person is more of a critic than an author. He destroys good idea just because some risks are involved, never knowing that life itself is a risk. If you don't take risk, you don't get better. But a GMB person takes risk; in the end they achieve it. If Michael Faraday didn't take the risk of inventing deadly 'electricity', how can we be technologically advanced today? If Julius Berger didn't construct 3rd mainland bridge, risking his life, how can we have all those wonderful islands in Lagos nowadays?[b]
My people are afraid of changing GEJ by voting in GMB.

More to come...
Do the research and you will see for yourself.

As For Me, I Once Have A GEJ Mentality, But When My Orientation Changed To A GMB Mentality, I Began To Do EXPLOIT!!!

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Re: Take A Look At The New APC Campaign Nokia Battery by oweman: 2:13pm On Feb 12, 2015
IBrillant ideas both the pindinpin phone and apes battery are good tools for anti rigging campaigns meanwhile they both claim they want free and fair elections so the are providing the necesary tools to be used to expose whoever attempt to rig i love this .
Re: Take A Look At The New APC Campaign Nokia Battery by shadelek(m): 2:16pm On Feb 12, 2015
kingthreat:


So presidency is GEJ's birthright abi? Which one come be your birthright? To comment senselessly on social media abi?

Oga if you hate gej's adminstration, you better go hug functioning trsnsforma cox gej till 2019
Re: Take A Look At The New APC Campaign Nokia Battery by doctorborn: 2:16pm On Feb 12, 2015
COOL

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