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~~Gentlemen's,Drop Your Pick Up Lines Here~~ by SeanT21(f): 11:49pm On Jan 05, 2009 |
You see a beautiful girl in the club chilling with her friends in the VIP.You walk up to her and say your hottest pick up line. ex"I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons." Drop Yours and let we the ladies be the judge!! 1 Like |
Re: ~~Gentlemen's,Drop Your Pick Up Lines Here~~ by bronxdog: 11:55pm On Jan 05, 2009 |
very simple. I will walk up to her and point to her and say, of all the pussies i see here tonight, yours shows like a star, may you oblige me to deep my cork inside the pot just to make everything complete? |
Re: ~~Gentlemen's,Drop Your Pick Up Lines Here~~ by tope2000(f): 11:56pm On Jan 05, 2009 |
roll eyez |
Re: ~~Gentlemen's,Drop Your Pick Up Lines Here~~ by SeanT21(f): 12:58am On Jan 06, 2009 |
bronx_dog: With that Pick up line,You will get no Pussy that night!! |
Re: ~~Gentlemen's,Drop Your Pick Up Lines Here~~ by Hesperus(m): 1:05am On Jan 06, 2009 |
bronx_dog: SeanT21:WTF Seriously, if na me be d babe, i for land you hot slap! |
Re: ~~Gentlemen's,Drop Your Pick Up Lines Here~~ by SeanT21(f): 2:24am On Jan 06, 2009 |
lmao |
Re: ~~Gentlemen's,Drop Your Pick Up Lines Here~~ by server34(m): 5:04pm On Jan 09, 2009 |
"Av actually been looking for a pick up line for u for the past 1hr, but I came up wit none. Can I just buy u a drink? U and ur friends?" |
Re: ~~Gentlemen's,Drop Your Pick Up Lines Here~~ by Ben13: 5:14pm On Jan 09, 2009 |
"I admire your thing, come let's gp do that kind thing" |
Re: ~~Gentlemen's,Drop Your Pick Up Lines Here~~ by Nobody: 5:22pm On Jan 09, 2009 |
Hmnn. . . |
Re: ~~Gentlemen's,Drop Your Pick Up Lines Here~~ by SeanT21(f): 8:18pm On Jan 09, 2009 |
lame!! |
Re: ~~Gentlemen's,Drop Your Pick Up Lines Here~~ by lonelypal(m): 8:51pm On Jan 09, 2009 |
bronx_dog: wdf, |
Re: ~~Gentlemen's,Drop Your Pick Up Lines Here~~ by Nobody: 5:03am On Jan 10, 2009 |
Ben20001: |
Re: ~~Gentlemen's,Drop Your Pick Up Lines Here~~ by koolpal(m): 8:04am On Jan 10, 2009 |
i `d ask which is not booked for the 9yt and offer to take her home |
Re: ~~Gentlemen's,Drop Your Pick Up Lines Here~~ by freshmoney(m): 1:03pm On Jan 10, 2009 |
Would definitely tell her,' Hey mama,whoa,you're just looking super hot tonight, mind if I buy you A(ah) drink?' If she says yes, I am buying her a frisky hot redwine;we take it from there, If she turns down the offer, then I slip my biz card on her seat,then give her a wink and a manly nod and grin to acknowledge! |
Re: ~~Gentlemen's,Drop Your Pick Up Lines Here~~ by sexyLeamon(f): 1:07pm On Jan 10, 2009 |
bronx_dog:lol your name sayz it all you are a dog no offence |
Re: ~~Gentlemen's,Drop Your Pick Up Lines Here~~ by Nobody: 2:42pm On Jan 10, 2009 |
Walks up to a hotchic. I seem to have misplaced my phone number can i have yours. |
Re: ~~Gentlemen's,Drop Your Pick Up Lines Here~~ by SeanT21(f): 3:03pm On Jan 10, 2009 |
pc guru: Now thats funny~~~*** |
Re: ~~Gentlemen's,Drop Your Pick Up Lines Here~~ by Muza(m): 3:46pm On Jan 10, 2009 |
Muza:"I feel its a duty on me to come over and compliment ur beauty. . . " Girl:". . . |
Re: ~~Gentlemen's,Drop Your Pick Up Lines Here~~ by omega25red(m): 4:37pm On Jan 10, 2009 |
Muza:ok now that you have complimented her beauty then what? lol Walk up to a girl and say hi my name is @#*& i hope i'm not being too forward but i think you look HOOOOT and i was just wondering how i could possibly get to know you better. |
Re: ~~Gentlemen's,Drop Your Pick Up Lines Here~~ by desthan(m): 5:08pm On Jan 10, 2009 |
Excuse me, Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you, |
Re: ~~Gentlemen's,Drop Your Pick Up Lines Here~~ by Nobody: 5:49pm On Jan 10, 2009 |
Scenario:guy gets introduced to a got chic by his friends.he says give me your hand let me read ur fortune. Then writes his number on her hand.and says if u call these number u.ll be guaranteed a good lover. |
Re: ~~Gentlemen's,Drop Your Pick Up Lines Here~~ by Nobody: 5:51pm On Jan 10, 2009 |
Hi i think am being watched can we head over to your place. |
Re: ~~Gentlemen's,Drop Your Pick Up Lines Here~~ by SeanT21(f): 8:41pm On Jan 10, 2009 |
pc guru: NOT GOOD!! |
Re: ~~Gentlemen's,Drop Your Pick Up Lines Here~~ by chamotex(m): 9:27pm On Jan 10, 2009 |
Y'all need to step ur game up mahn! It's so sad. If u really need help on this, holla baq. |
Re: ~~Gentlemen's,Drop Your Pick Up Lines Here~~ by tyric(m): 10:35pm On Jan 10, 2009 |
Illl walk up and say baby ur legs must be tired cos u been running tru my mined all nite. |
Re: ~~Gentlemen's,Drop Your Pick Up Lines Here~~ by tyric(m): 10:44pm On Jan 10, 2009 |
Or ill say if ur left leg was xmass and d right one newyear can i visit u between d holidays. 1 Like |
Re: ~~Gentlemen's,Drop Your Pick Up Lines Here~~ by NaJaHaJe(f): 5:06am On Jan 11, 2009 |
pc guru: Girl replies: 911? desthan: Girl replies: Am one of the delicate things in life . . . now be a good dog and run along now pc guru: Girl replies: in a minute . . . let me confirm my exorcist is home. tyric: Girl replies: make sure you bring holy water . . . . there are usually demons that lurk at the cross over between both seasons!!!!! |
Re: ~~Gentlemen's,Drop Your Pick Up Lines Here~~ by Nobody: 5:43am On Jan 11, 2009 |
@haje come on that's not cool. |
Re: ~~Gentlemen's,Drop Your Pick Up Lines Here~~ by SeanT21(f): 7:30am On Jan 11, 2009 |
@NaJa HaJe Haha!! |
Re: ~~Gentlemen's,Drop Your Pick Up Lines Here~~ by bluespice(f): 9:58am On Jan 11, 2009 |
haje thumbs up! nuff resket seriously tho u guys have got to be kidding me seriously? do y'all actually use lines like that? like seriously? |
Re: ~~Gentlemen's,Drop Your Pick Up Lines Here~~ by desthan(m): 10:00am On Jan 11, 2009 |
You're ugly but you intrigue me Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend? |
Re: ~~Gentlemen's,Drop Your Pick Up Lines Here~~ by bluespice(f): 10:04am On Jan 11, 2009 |
desthan:. . . and u wonder why uve never gone past the first three words tut tut |
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