If OBJ criticises the President, he will say, "he is a frustrated old fool who is only miserable because he can no longer control the President". And I mutter to myself, "so, at least, OBJ is not the cause of the President's cluelesness."

If Buhari talks about change, he will say, "ehhm, how can an old man be talking about change"?

If Oby Ezekwesili berates the President's handling of the Chibok saga, he will shout, "look at her." "See how she goes on low cut like a man." No wonder she can't stay under any man's roof".

If IBB so much as muse about the incompetence of the President, he will claim, "these ex generals, they are only interested in the oil blocks".

If Soludo warns about the financial mismanagement of the Govt, he will allege, "Prof. is only looking for a way to be relevant in Government again".

If Mbaka criticizes the President, he will scream, "how can a priest be partisan"? Then, I asked him, "but when he prayed for Dame, he was being non partisan". Abi?

If Soyinka writes about the flagrant impunity of the executive, he will exclaim, "too much book has affected Wole". "Burden of conscience." "Leap of faith". What's the meaning of all that grammar? Governance is a lot more difficult than literary analysis".

If Osinbajo talks about the manifesto of APC, he will say, "are we even sure he is a real pastor"? How can a pastor follow an Islamist? Haba!

#moral. Criticize us. We are coming for you.

Ok

GEJ till 2019!!!

opiaoku:
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You can slap the Robot above me.